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All i eat is Bacon !

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BigTuna1

Bacon sandwich, bacon chips, bacon drank ! Bitch its all I eat ! Bacon Mane

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SlickSpic

During the 2004 Super Bowl, we had a bacon eating contest. 5 pounds of bacon each. I took 2nd. I didn't shit straight for a couple of days.

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BigTuna1

Lol

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crazyjoe

Did they run out of purple drank in North Carolina?

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jackslash

Pussy tastes like bacon.

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BigTuna1

Lol....I mix purple in my bacon Joe

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Papi_Chulo

Who doesn’t like bacon – BACON - biatch

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BigTuna1

LOL

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motorhead

You taste so good,

With fat a-drippin’,

And in the pan,

You’re finger-lickin’ (good),

I never cook you,

In portions meager,

You hiss and pop,

Which makes me eager,

To chomp you down,

With eggs and toast,

But I love you bacon,

I love you most.

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SlickSpic

Moto the Bard of Bacon.

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mikeya02

^^^^ That was beautiful, Motor. I'm going to love my BLT tonight.

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TroIl_Defense_HQ

People should not eat bacon at all since us (wannabe) Orthodox Jews don't. And you all want to be a winner Orthodox Jew like me (and my hero Ariel Sharon) don't you?

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BigTuna1

Lol mo head

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TheNakedBachelor

Remember, friends don't let friends fry bacon naked. Enjoy responsibly.

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sharkhunter

I thought about buying some bacon tonight. I did buy some hot dogs.

Store was almost deserted with people worried about the cold outside. I was thinking they watch too much tv.

I fall asleep and turn on the syfy channel and what do they have on? Ice Age 2012 where glaciers are rapidly taking over the US. So fast even fighter jets with nuclear bombs are no match. However with everyone dying, one family is determined to rescue their daughter from new York city before the city gets wiped out. The ice bergs seem to be moving faster than the jets, lol. Oh, they have icenados too. lol. oops family now has a plane and flew in and out of one. Now flying parallel to military attempting to bomb the glaciers. lol

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sharkhunter

Lol, I just heard the ice bergs were moving 200 miles per hour. They are spreading out and taking over.

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zipman68

@shark. Have you seen the sequel, where Juice bombs the fast moving glaciers with sizzling bacon? Saves the world 'e does. And totally scientifically plausible to boot!

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3LeggedMan

I'm cutting back on bacon to leave more time and money for PUSSY!

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BigTuna1

LOL

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