New type of breast implant

But hydrogen boobs could turn a chick into a superheroine that shoots fire out of her tits. And that, my friend, would be coo-el with a capital COO and a capital EL!!!

Unless you are standing in front of her!

Is it compatible with a water bra?

I'd be afraid the gas would diffuse through the implant into the body like an old party balloon. The gas might not do much in the body but you'd have a saggy boob again.

If you squeeze too hard they go boom

If they pop do they splatter milk all over?

If the girl has really big boobs, could her breasts float up? Is it painful if she gets a leak or would she freak out having a flat and it takes a month to schedule surgery?

Are helium filled breasts a joke?

Oh the humanity!

@Shark my man...hard to tell whether random Internet shit is real, but one can make inferences from the "breastimonials" on the site:

"I've been sagging for the last 30 years. Thanks to the Helium Boob, I'm now getting fresh with all the boys at the local senior center!" - Nora, age 73, of Sarasota, FL

"If you squeezed her old implants, they would just ooze. You squeeze these babies and they just go WHEEEEEE!!!" - Mike of Kansas City, MO

"Now my boyfriend doesn't just dress like Mickey, one snootful of my Helium Breast and he's talking like him! Helium Breasts have really spiced up my love life!" - Minnie

Oh and there is the fact that you can order t-shirts, mugs, etc. but the actual implants are on back order through 2013. Given that its 2014 I guess we'll find out soon whether they're real!

NOS filled titties-suck and laugh.

I should ask the dancers if they heard about helium implants. lol