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lets see who can honsetly answer this one

Jan 24, 2014, 11:25 PM
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Djscudmaster
New York

If you saw off hand or first hand or was told by another patron or stripper that a patron which you know or now know who he is has in the past 1-2-3 hrs or so has either and/or both grabbed his cellphone to type in a strippers number in numerous occasions or grabbed a napkin and pen to write a number more than once or has been given a paper with number written on it more than once would you a)give a damn b)not give a damn c)become jealous d)Go up to him to warn him not to do that e)go up to him to congradulate or smile at him or buy him a drink or f)let someone in the club who works there know about whats going on.

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Avatar for londonguy
londonguy

My answer is b)

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motorhead

g) call the DEA

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jackslash

h) Get the stripper's number from him

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sharkhunter

h. Wonder why you care what we think because we couldn't care less. Get all their numbers.

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curiositycat

B) not give a damn..it happens..they give out numbers for slow days

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bang69

answer is B

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zipman68

Question is a touch convoluted but once I got through it I definitely did not give a damn.

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bang69

I don't care what other patrons do in a strip club. I just make sure I don't do any thing to get kicked out

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weewillie

If I have to read a question more than two times just to figure out what the hell it means, I really don't care anymore.

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gawker

"A touch convoluted"? Really? Your middle school English teacher is turning over in her grave.

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gawker

In the first phrase I thought someone was going to cut off their hand.

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duomaxwell

^ Me too, I was very concerned about where it was going.

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rickdugan

Why the fuck do you care?

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sclvr5005

OP- why are you so concerned about what other customers do in a stripclub? Are you there to see the dancers or to see the customers?

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jabthehut

I'm with weewillie. I gave up on the second try to understand WTF he was trying to ask.

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Club_Goer_Seattle

It's funny that the same comments get made no matter what the OP posts! (I can discern that English is the language attempted, but beyond that, I can't understand the content.)

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Dain

Write standard English, for krissakes!

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zipman68

Yeah dude..use English!

Or go to full on Juicinese...that might be funny.

Esperanto would also be OK.

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rh48hr

First suggestion: Proofread. Second suggestion: Proofread again.
Answer: B

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skibum609

NO hablo espanol. lo siento mucho.

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Estafador

@woowillie I agree

B. You should also choose b. because it won't do you any good to worry over it.

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Subraman

If a customer and/or patron wrote and/or dictated and/or recorded and/or acted out using interpretative dance the phone number and/or email within the past 1/2/3 hours of a stripper and/or dancer, I would: not give a damn and/or a fuck

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Subraman

I think the title of the thread should be: let's see who can honestly understand what the fuck I'm trying to ask

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umissedaspot

You lost me at "if you saw off hand". That sounds painful.

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warhawks

Not sure, but I think the OP was "trying" to insinuate that the guy who was taking down all the girls numbers was an undercover cop doing recon.

But, then again, maybe not. So in that case, the answer would be: B. Who cares?

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