There is only one thing consistent...

There is only one thing consistent about this place: it's sleazy. It is on occasion very good, but usually you walk out saying, why did I waste my time and money. Well on a recent Saturday evening I really lucked out with an older gal from Whiteville NC (sorry can't remember her name). It was obvious from our conversation that she was in need of money, and I was in need of getting value for my dollars. With this in mind I made a proposal: $60 for 3 dances, and $100 if you get the job done during that time. She said, what are we waiting for? In my extensive lap dance experience, I've never run across a women who knew how to work your Johnson more effectively inside the pants. So effectively that she did not require the full three dances, and I happily forked over the $100. She says she moves around to a lot of clubs in the Carolina's, but if you're lucky she still may be at Fantails. She's older, slim, no nonsense, and mentions Whiteville NC as her home base. Myrtle Beach isn't so bad after all, Peter Gozinia