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Porn "Stars" in the club

I met one today at Follies. Not the first time but this time I actually got some dances from her. She was a black chick and I would rate her about a 7.5. She told me what porn name she…

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Best club in Tampa?

I will be in Tampa FL for my 30th bday this year and want to do it right. I know this city is known for its clubs so I don't want to mess up my short amount of time there…

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I thought women enjoyed talking ?

From the hallowed annals of stripperweb: “… Lets talk first These 3 words piss me off so much! When I go up to a guy I said hi, hows it going? and then I ask him if he is thinking…

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Miami Clubs

I am planning a trip to Miami Beach next month with my girlfriend and am looking for a couples-friendly club in the area. Tootsie's and Dean's Gold have some good reviews. I would appreciate receiving feedback and suggestions…

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Another Touchdown Again (2/18/2015)

It has been months since I visited the place. I was just there watching the show, drinking my beer, passing tips to the dancer on stage. Wash-rinse-repeat cycle so that kind of imagery went on for a about half an hour.…

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Pregnant Strippers

Have any of you all been in a club that has an obviously pregnant stripper. I'm talking 5 to 7 months gone. I was in a club recently where one of the girls was pregnant. I asked the girl I…

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disappearing review

Why did my review disappear, after being up for a few weeks?

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Overall, Has the Impact of the Internet Been Negative or Positive

I thought this was an interesting question, particularly since most people here (like me) can probably remember clearly a time when there was no internet. http://dailym.ai/17kt0KF

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I prefer coffee in the morning

Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oklahoma-woman-bite-boyfriend-penis-police-article-1.2123196

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The Candidate for Mayor and the Strip Club

There is some controversy in Philadelphia, where a mayoral candidate appears to be announcing his candidacy outside a strip club. A sign with a scantily clad woman appears in the background on the right. http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/item/78726--there-may-or-may-not-be-a-8th-or-9th-dem-mayoral-candidate- My first thought was:…

Galaxy

Phatthaya, Thailand

So first a little about the...

So first a little about the club. It's easy to find and often some of the girls outside trying to get you in, and have a window out there one girl often dance. Inside you have a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Gone in 60 seconds. I...

Gone in 60 seconds. I arrived and the parking lot was packed. Good sign? Usually, yes. I found street parking very easily and strolled in for a $10 cover charge.…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Based on some other reviews tried...

Based on some other reviews tried this club versus my other staple clubs in El Paso. With a $20 cover expected more. Not one dancer that rated above a 6. Just looking…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

No idea why this club gets...

No idea why this club gets such good reviews. Inside it had the atmosphere of your average local bar with the added attraction of girls undressing. I sat down close the stage, but the dancers…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

A PSA that Foxy's is reopened...

A PSA that Foxy's is reopened now as Vixens. Went to explore the new place last night. It got a nice facelift. New drywall and paint. A shot at upscale styling. Better lighting. New furniture. Tossed…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

After hearing from word of mouth...

After hearing from word of mouth this was one of the best places to go to for beautiful ladies, I happily obliged. After entering the establishment I notice the dated Decor right off the bat.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Greetings, Last Saturday I decided to pay...

Greetings, Last Saturday I decided to pay the landing strip a visit. A friend of mine recently told me the talent level was on the rise and that afternoons were more laid back. Both of these…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

The Runway definitely has a different...

The Runway definitely has a different feel to it than other strip clubs i have been to. Most of the dancers were nice to me. And the bar staff were very nice and helpful. Seating…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Golden Banana has free parking. Charged...

Golden Banana has free parking. Charged $10 cover. Ample seating inside, both at the stage and around the floor. There are three types of women who roam around: waitresses to take drink orders, strippers, and…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ok, folks I was in town...

Ok, folks I was in town recently and decided to go by the Ebony for some afternoon fun. As we've all either stated of read already, the afternoon shift is definitely the time to…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Well, this club is going to...

Well, this club is going to drop off my list altogether. 0 for 2 with Doll house. As I mentioned in my previous review, the interior of the club is fairly nice...nicer…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

So I wanted to go out...

So I wanted to go out but was tired of the usual spots. Then I remembered an ad for Centerfold. Not as close as the usuals but I figured what the hell. I get there…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

This club is way out in...

This club is way out in the northeast industrial section of Des Moines - about a 15 minutes drive from downtown. It's an unnecessarily large, almost barn-sized building, with an over-sized parking lot and…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Four days after the ice storm...

Four days after the ice storm the roads were clear enough to venture out of my neighborhood. Some lap dances seemed like a reasonable cure for my cabin fever. On this Friday afternoon…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Let me start by saying that...

Let me start by saying that if there was an award to be given for most improved club then Skybox should get it. And I believe alot of the clubs do listen to the customers…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Visited the Players Club Friday night...

Visited the Players Club Friday night and had a good time. Several new girls were working, including a taller blonde with a nice tan and athletic figure, and a curvy blonde. Didn't catch their names.…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Holy crap. Honestly, i know...

Holy crap. Honestly, i know this is a new club but it was a PROFOUND disappointment. The Ft Worth location is pretty decent. So to experience this Dallas location was .... ugh. 1)…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Club is same as all the...

Club is same as all the previous reviews. Upscale. Mandatory valet and coat check. Arrived just before 7 so no cover. Paid the standard $20 for a booth. Wait staff…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

Used to be one of area's...

Used to be one of area's better values, still not bad. Most are lame in this city, so hard to explain. Dancers in all SC here will never compare to Canada. Erie Pa has looser…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Beamers is one of the fancier...

Beamers is one of the fancier clubs in Fairfield county. The girls are usually from 4's to 8's with a 9 or 10 every now and then. The trick is to avoid the high cost…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

one more thing about treasures that...

one more thing about treasures that i find contributes to the lack of energy is that the new staff who was hired around the time that the "dark ages" had begun, the new staff (djs…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

May have been as many as...

May have been as many as 12 dancers on at 2pm-ish, hard to tell with some constantly being in the lap dance room or CR. They seem to be done with the renovations. The club isn't…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Omar's is a rather small club....

Omar's is a rather small club. Stage in the middle of the room. It's bigger if you factor in the upstairs VIP dance area, but since the dancer quality has become so poor over the…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Lets start with the positives. Beautiful...

Lets start with the positives. Beautiful club, top notch, I would say it rivals the new Scores. it has 3 floors but the 3rd one wasnt in use, I guess they open that up when…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

One of my frequent stops when...

One of my frequent stops when in town gambling. Used to like this place better years ago when it was Tender Trap. Used to be 24/7 but now opens around 5 or 6 pm. Still…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

I visited with a few friends...

I visited with a few friends for a birthday celebration. Since it's BYOB, it was a great place to drink well on the cheap. I brought a bottle of Patron, and was conservative with…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I have real mixed feelings about...

I have real mixed feelings about this club. It was filled with dancers but only a few looked like they wanted to be there. The waitresses are all happy and friendly and they…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Went to Lookers on a Saturday...

Went to Lookers on a Saturday around 2:30pm. Walked in and I believe there was a metal detector. Pretty large rectangular bar with a stage with poles in the center of the bar. Bartender…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

I visited DG's with my brother...

I visited DG's with my brother and his friends. I didn't ask about a cover charge if I went by myself since I'm female, but I did call prior to going. I was told over…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club before. I always seem to have a good time. The club is very nice and is probably the nicest in Tampa. The quality of the girls…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

The club continues to be the...

The club continues to be the best in town and I hit there at least once/month. Many dancers have been there for a while, so the money and atmosphere must be good for them as…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Decent vibe and some really attractive...

Decent vibe and some really attractive ladies on staff. I hung in back for a bit, didn't get hounded much, then pounced on the hottest girl for a 45-minute private dance. I believe it was…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

I am a long time and...

I am a long time and frequent reviewer of many clubs throughout the country. The block, as many of you know, is unlike anything else you will find in the US. Half the thrill of the…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Returned to Blue Fox yesterday (Friday...

Returned to Blue Fox yesterday (Friday - 2/20). Got in before 2:00PM, stayed less than an hour. There were 2 dancers and about 4 to 6 patrons during my visit. Interestingly, these were the same friendly…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Went to Harley Riders for the...

Went to Harley Riders for the first time after driving by it and thinking I didn't know it was still open. So I went through small door and had to sign up…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

This is just a follow-up to...

This is just a follow-up to my Trap Lounge review of 2 weeks ago. As mentioned in my previous review; the Trap had been closed for a couple of months near the end of last year…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Even on an off-night, still one...

Even on an off-night, still one of the best in the Motor City........Small cover charge, and a tip to the doorman, got us a nice table with a smokin hot waitress, who did an awesome…

Biloxi Bar and Gentlemen's Club

Biloxi, Mississippi

This place is not even a...

This place is not even a joke of a club....it is worse. I went a few years back and swore never to return but I was in town with a buddy who had to…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I used to go to playpen...

I used to go to playpen all the time back in the day. While the quality of the dancers was not always the best it was still a fun time. Prices were always…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times and still am not sure what all the fuss is about. The dollar parade is endless and the girls do not seem interested in offering lap dances.…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

The building is on a commercial...

The building is on a commercial street, pretty quiet and isolated at nite. The layout is not bad - clean, average classy, some neon but not too bright. There's a main stage in the middle…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

I came to Foxy after being...

I came to Foxy after being at the cab, which for those who know it has gotten a hotter lineup of dancers since recently. But the establishment is the same as far as aesthetic goes.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I usually like going to clubs...

I usually like going to clubs in the daytime as it adds just that extra bit of 'shouldnt be doing this' excitement. That said, LD is always a little hit or miss in…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

I've been frequently in the Burlington...

I've been frequently in the Burlington area and generally stop by either the neighboring Playhouse or cross the bridge to Pennsylvania and hit Club Risque. But this evening I decided to give NOLA's a…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

Taking about hitting hard times. ...

Taking about hitting hard times. ClubPlush, or whatever its called has been cut in half (literally). If you walk into this place that use to be the strip club but…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

My first time there and it's...

My first time there and it's BYOB. Came to the door, paid $10 and handed 2 beers to the door girl/bartender. I kept one can of beer and walked on in. Clean, tidy, small club.…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

I read about clubs being "hit...

I read about clubs being "hit or miss", well if that is the case, this bar wrote the book on "hit or miss". I have been here over a dozen times over the last…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Went to try Gatsby's again after...

Went to try Gatsby's again after not coming up to Akron for a while. The club itself is very nice and comfortably setup. There are couches, a couple poles, a curtained off vip…

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I visited Jaguars last week and...

I visited Jaguars last week and had a very good visit. This is the kind of club that gets jumpin' in the evening shift and I love the layout of this place, they have a…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I come to this bar when...

I come to this bar when I'm in Akron sometimes on Sunday. Why, because its one of the only bars open in Akron on Sundays, like you cant count on one hand how many bars…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Visited lovely centerfolds on a early...

Visited lovely centerfolds on a early Monday evening.New prop, red velvet rope where you enter and coat check. I knew right then all was changed. Alas upon entering such was not the case. Same run…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

This place used to be an...

This place used to be an alright place for me to grab a couple of beers after work in relative peace while watching the girls dance. There were a couple that I liked talking to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Had some time to kill before...

Had some time to kill before i headed into work, so i stopped to see how day shift is. Upon the first ten minutes i saw some regulars like Diamond, Monse not really my type.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I stopped by on a late...

I stopped by on a late Tuesday evening, around 10:00. Before I could even get into the club from the entrance hallway, I had a dancer latch onto my arm. She was a reasonably attractive…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Visited today, having been away for...

Visited today, having been away for a while. I hoped to meet an old acquaintance, but she was off. The three entertainers on shift were all sitting with customers at the bar, smoking…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

In the area, and having read...

In the area, and having read positive reviews, I checked this place out on a Saturday afternoon. The place was packed! All the tables were occupied, and I was only able to get…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

My wife and I have been...

My wife and I have been here quite a few times and have always enjoyed it. The building is very posh and modern with 3 stages, 2 bars, private lap dance "cubicles", and a VIP…

Ace of Spades Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went in with a buddy on...

Went in with a buddy on a Wednesday. My buddy and I were the only white guys. Felt comfortable. Nice bar area. Drink prices weren'tcrazy. $5 for beer. Stage feels pretty far from…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

I went to tonight, and I...

I went to tonight, and I just got back. It is a nude strip club and bring your own beer. I had to pay $5 for valet parking, $20 to get in and $20 per…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Went to Bucks on a Friday...

Went to Bucks on a Friday night after dropping my kid at his mother's house. This is a pretty cool club. The atmosphere is very laid back and the prices are pretty close…

Shooter's Showgirls

Elk Mound, Wisconsin

Cover is $10. I avoided the...

Cover is $10. I avoided the cover by being there before 5 pm start time. I thought was a fairly nice looking club, especially for being in small town Wisconsin. Beers $3 happy hour…

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Lookers of Fort Myers does NOT allow two-way touching per Lee County law.

I just recently noticed a recent review of Lookers of Fort Myers, and apparently the reviewer, 2tall, mentioned that he touched a stripper who then touched him back. It is of my knowledge that touching at strip clubs is illegal in…

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Strip Clubs WTF#1

Some things that happen in strip clubs makes no sense to me. There's no logic to it. (Stripper-Whores aren't very bright would explain a lot)........................ A.) Isn't the point of being a stripper, to make as much cash as you can…

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Real Sex

Who wants to fuck me? JUST MESSAGE me or PM :)

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Crackdown on COI Clubs?

sclvr mentioned in a recent post a LE crackdown on COI clubs. Does anybody have any more information on this? I'm going to be in LA shortly and since jerikson refuses to meet up at one of her…

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OT: Buying a Car ?

I’ve been procrastinating forever on buying a car – I currently have a 15 y/o 200k mi car and want to get into something newer b/f my current car starts giving me issues. When it comes to cars I’m more into…

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Looking to party next week with a stripper south Florida

Any suggestions on how to find such a person and how much would it cost? Thanks,

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Emotional Intimacy With 'Hookers'?

Starting on Thanksgiving I've been doing some AMP sessions. In part it is to get back into what I used to do heavily. And after all, I am still suffering from Post Marital Stress Disorder. But I…

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OT: Any computer repair experts out there ?

Lately my laptop has been freezing up at times I have to do a manual power-down and power back up. When it freezes; I hear the fan on – IDK if this means it’s overheating or what – but once it…

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The most amazing orgasm that you have had

JohnSmith recently posted and described how he gave the best orgasm his DS has ever had. Well what about the opposite? Describe the best orgasm a stripper has given you (either ITC or OTC). I've had one of each:…

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Prying a girl away from her regular

Here's a frustrating scenario I encountered recently. I'm at the club watching the lineup and a perfect 10 comes on stage. I go up and introduce myself and tip her five singles and tell her that I would love to…

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Couple Friendly Tampa Clubs

Hi - My husband and I will be visiting Tampa soon and we (mainly me, the wife) want to check out any couple friendly clubs. This will be our first time together. I want to pick a place that will…

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I am dancing today @ Pitiful Princess in Portland

12pm to 6pm or 7pm ... or maybe later but I plan on having some sexy fun. Come play with me and let me play with you! You know how much I aim to please ;) Come get your fingers…

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Anyone heard the saying

"I want to marry a girl who is a perfect lady in public and a total wanton slut in private." Where can you find such a woman. The ex was wanton until the ink dried in the wedding certificate and…

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The Most Amazing Orgasm of Your Life

"I am going to give you the most amazing orgasm of your life. It will last longer and be more intense than anything any man has ever done for you. I'm going to give you the most sexual…

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Embarassing night at work

Last night started out great, my makeup was awesome money was good and it was overall a good night. about halfway through the night I was on song 2 of my stage set and doing my floor routine. I spun…

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OT: The Kids Are Alright as U.S. Job, Wage Gains Reach Millennials

"America’s young adults are finally showing signs of regaining their economic footing after being bogged down for more than five years following the worst recession since World War II. " http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-20/the-kids-are-alright-as-u-s-job-wage-gains-reach-millennials But wait a minute! Didn't Stevie-girl post numerous articles back in…

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COPS: WARREN SAPP PAID STRIPPERS $600 FOR SEX, LEADING TO ALTERCATION AND ARREST

"Sapp made a cell phone recording of one of the women giving him oral sex. He showed that video to police." Warren is a sap! http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/cops-warren-sapp-paid-strippers-600-for-sex-leading-to-altercation-and-arrest/

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Great experience last night

I went to my favorite local SC last night and had a great experience with a dancer I hadn't seen before. I want to tell someone about it but since none of my friends know I go to SC…

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New Ranking: Providence Has The “Best” Strip Clubs In Southern New England

http://www.golocalprov.com/lifestyle/new-ranking-providence-has-the-best-strip-clubs-in-southern-new-england Since I've never been to any of these clubs, I invite others to comment on the accuracy of these rankings.

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

I visited about 4:30P after visiting...

I visited about 4:30P after visiting some COI clubs. There was no cover. While much tamer, I actually had a good time. I was soon joined by an Asian dancer. She was not very tall,…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

At first it looks spacious but...

At first it looks spacious but looks can be deceiving. Once about 15 to 20 guys are in here it can get pretty cramped. Perv row is literally plastic chairs around the stages that are…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

After only going to primarily strip...

After only going to primarily strip clubs in Ohio, I decided to check out Jill's in West Virginia. It is right in the tristate area in West Virginia which is only a short drive from…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

I visited 1320 a week ago...

I visited 1320 a week ago Thursday and one of about 8 people in the club with half being dancers. I was there around 3pm which is a few hours earlier then my typical…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

I like this bar/club cover was...

I like this bar/club cover was $10 as i got there after 7 but it was happy hour and the drinks beer or well drinks were only $2.25 until 9 so plenty of time to…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Can't quite remember the date off...

Can't quite remember the date off the top of my head but the first visit was on a Thursday afternoon around 4:00. Got dances from a short but thick chocolate woman named Asia / Montana…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went here late on a Sunday...

Went here late on a Sunday night. They only had 2 girls! One was with a customer the majority of the time I was there. They were good looking, 8/10. There were periods where no…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

I Went to Dancing Bare in...

I Went to Dancing Bare in January to find an old friend, Chris. I've known her since the old Ricks days. She danced for me many times during her time at Centerfolds.…

Velvet Touch

Mt Morris Township, Michigan

I came in for a visit...

I came in for a visit I had been toVelvet Touch quite a bit I walked in the door the guy asked what I wanted I said I was just taking a little break from…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

giving this club more chances because...

giving this club more chances because I really wanted to be a good place to go is very close to my house actually have strip club money to spend right now and in my middle…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Seems like there are two places...

Seems like there are two places to find strip clubs. Sketchy area or middle of nowhere. Scores is not in the middle of nowhere. We saved $20 by texting the word SCORES to 25827 which waives…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

This place is so hit-or-miss. ...

This place is so hit-or-miss. I went on two different Saturday afternoons about 2 weeks apart and the experiences couldn't have been more different. On the earlier visit every dancer was pretty hot, which for…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I am a regular here going...

I am a regular here going for last few years. Tuesday's and Thursday's are the best. Even after the $25 cover it is worth since it is BYOB and the girls are very cooperative. Private…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Not very good. Advertise Amateur night...

Not very good. Advertise Amateur night (2/12) then don't even have it. No explanation given to customers there, this after a $10 cover. WTF? Only a couple of the house girls working full nude --…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I got into a taxi and...

I got into a taxi and asked him to take me to Body Shop. We got into a discussion about strip clubs in SD and elsewhere and he said he preferred Pacers so I…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

I took the drive down to...

I took the drive down to Chula Vista to check this place out, and I'm glad I did. It's not a huge club, and the layout is a bit inefficient. First up, cover…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I got to Body Shop after...

I got to Body Shop after walking from Pacers. I paid the $10 fee and sat down. The waitress took my order for a coke and a bottled water since they don't sell…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Visited this place frequently for a...

Visited this place frequently for a while, typical visits are on weekdays after my shift. First the club... pretty standard for a VU as far as look rather large stage through, with private booths…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Thursday afternoon. The bourbon street standard was in full effect. I don't think I saw a single lady there that was less than a solid high 7 low 8. Now…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

The place is a bit rundown....

The place is a bit rundown. Parking is free and only $5 to get you in. Two stages for the dancers. They dance on the middle, bigger stage for two songs and moved to the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I arrived just after they opened...

I arrived just after they opened and stayed about 2 hrs, they had 3 girls working, Nicci (wf), Sugar(wf) and Bianca(bf). Nicci came and sat with me for a quick minute told me she would…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

The girls here are really good...

The girls here are really good looking for the most part and seem to know it. I got a dance and the girl dancing seemed to be more concerned with how much the other girls…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This review could apply to all...

This review could apply to all Hamilton Clubs in the detroit area: 1. SMOKE - WTF, you will smell like you put down 3 packs a day when you walk out of the club. 2. Dancers…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Was in SD for business so...

Was in SD for business so planned separate trips to HKGC on two consecutive nights - Wed and Thurs. There have been some recent revisions to the club - the booths that were…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Coliseum and as it is a nice place, I don't know that I would return. It was my first visit to the area, and while I didn't experience…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Spent two separate nights in AB...

Spent two separate nights in AB this week - Wed and Thurs. The club has been redesigned with the back bar moved. It is actually smaller than before and more difficult to…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Decided to stop in for a...

Decided to stop in for a quick visit before heading home. After pulling into the parking lot and looking at the building I started to second guess coming here but I trusted my instincts and…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I was driving by on business,...

I was driving by on business, had some time to kill and had not been in this club for years so I figured it is cold, I am bored and it is freezing out so…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

Interesting place. Kind of shady from...

Interesting place. Kind of shady from the outside but nice on the inside. Only two girls when I went in (even though it was a Saturday night) and I was pretty disappointed in the quality.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Arrived at the club before shift...

Arrived at the club before shift change.  $7 valet, $2 coat check, no cover charge.  $11 mixed drinks.  Got to see several day shifters, who were mostly 6s, with a couple of older 7s (Keylee,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

PH seems to be getting back...

PH seems to be getting back on track when it comes to dance quality. There are still a few anorexic looking drugheads, but they seem to be getting more top talent. Even with the cold…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

No valet (never is), no cover...

No valet (never is), no cover charge, no coat check. $3 beer. Stopped by hoping to see Angelique, formerly of H8S, but she was not there. There were about 10 customers, but only…

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Roxbury, New Jersey

I have been here a number...

I have been here a number of times. Rectangular bar, pool table, nothing much has changed over the years. I am posting this late as it was right around Christmas. Got to the bar around…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I went here a few times....

I went here a few times. The first time a girl I found interesting was playing on her cell phone for 45 minutes and refused to approach as she was joking with the manager at…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Buffalo, New York

This club used to have a...

This club used to have a terrible reputation. For that reason I never checked it out. I just decided to check it out since it's under new management. The new manager is…

The Chase Lounge

Dover, Delaware

Stopped in for the first time...

Stopped in for the first time since the name change from Hardwired. Was a bit disappointed to see that really the only thing that has changed is the name. The lap dance section…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had been a while I visited...

Had been a while I visited blue moon and decided to pay a visit to my all time favorite club last Saturday afternoon.,, I prefer the afternoon since the night shifts has the stupid higher…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went back to Sapphire again on...

Went back to Sapphire again on a Sunday night with the wife. To me this place is safe because I can get a table for $20 and then just get lap dances at the…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

OK, I'm going to preface this...

OK, I'm going to preface this by saying that I'm from Atlanta ... The land of strip clubs. And I'm not cheap, I understand a night at a strip club means I'm dropping dough... But…

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US Vacation Destination: Beaches w/ Awesome SCs?

I have some vacation time coming in May. I love Strip Club extras, and I want to take my vacation days in a city where the girls are very likely to make me happy. I'd like to spend about $400…

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Those Wonderful Moments She Just Walks In

Yesterday night (2/18/2015) was a little bit different let me tell you why. I was sitting at a bar stool enjoying the TV program, holding my drink in my hand. It was my way of blowing off steam after an honest…

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smart asses

i really appreciate all the information you all have given me, had no idea this was mainly a guys site. thanks and hope you all find what you want

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Is there some sort of statewide no touching law in Wisconsin?

Lately, I have been reading reviews of strip clubs in Wisconsin, and it seems none of the reviews of Wisconsin strip clubs ever mentioned two-way touching and what not.

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I'm telling you CBS's Person of Interest Samaritan is real, it's happening now,

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-31533028 http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/06/technology/security/gogo-wifi/?iid=EL

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A PL $40 sunk and no dances?!

This guy needs to step up his game and read more TUSCL. 40 dollars sunk and no dances. February 19, 2015 • I was passing through Dayton and with time in hand, decided to see for myself if the Living…

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I wish this happened at my wedding

Bride marries wedding guest instead of groom http://dailym.ai/1AWYzWV

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VP Joe Bidden Da Playa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j81BwdTRh5g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E

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Why?

Why do guys go to clubs and hold their dick in their hand instead of tits?

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Brilliant

Have you ever been making out with someone and it gets really intense? It keeps getti g more and nore intense until you cant feel your arms and legs. Eventually You feel like your floating, and you begin to wonder…

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Another Brilliant Joke...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink... "That'll be $20", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him... The gorilla orders some nachos.. "That'll be $25", says the bartender. The gorilla pays him "Say, we never get gorillas in here", says the…

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Providing dancers' names in reviews

Lately I haven't been posting dancer's named in any of my reviews. If I'm referring to a particular dancer I'll use descriptions like body type, hair color, tattoos etc. The only time I think names are appropriate in reviews is…

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smart asses

i guess i made a mistake i apologize

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smart asses

first of all i think slutty in your eyes is dirty, all of us can be slutty at times if we want i have been registered to this site quite a while now and i guess stupid me thought she…

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OT: Relax There's No Conspiracy to Destroy the Middle Class

Ok, so the right likes to spread the MYTH OF DOOM that Social Security will go broke and to back this they put up models that do not take into account that the population will get healthier and will be…

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Slow Wednesday Night With A Dash of Non Verbal Communication

Wednesday was like meh, hump day pretty much. I was so bored there was nothing to watch on TV. Even YouTube was not cutting it for me either. So, I hopped on my awesome car and drove mindlessly without thinking about where…

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Vip worth it?

Having recently turned 18 me and a couple friends discovered strip clubs and are pretty hooked. Pretty much wondering if the vip is worth what you pay? I'm in SoCal and VIPs average out at 100 for 30 mins. My thinking…

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3 some

looking for a woman for a suprise 3 some with boyfriend any ideas talking clean and honest

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Fake or real tits and why?

I have natural b cups and have been thinking about implants. What do you prefer and why?

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OT: It was about time

Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust. More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust. Today, the innovative budget pizza chain will unveil plans to…

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Returning to AMPing, HA, "Are you married?"

I wasn't planning on returning to AMPing yet, because I am still not free to actually partake of all the possibilities of getting girls outside and off of the clock. But talking about it so much here, in response…

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A brilliant joke....

Knock, knock Who's there? Thyme Thyme who? Thyme to wipe my ass!

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In Your Opinion

Which TUSCL member posed as the model for these? http://www.jokideo.com/tag/big-balls-door-knocker/

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Juice

Am I the only the that sees a new poster with some odd quirk and immediately suspect that it's another juice alias?

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Fort Worth 2AMer involving the police.

A man is in fair condition after being shot by a Fort Worth officer outside a strip club early this morning. Police say officers were patrolling the area near Meacham Boulevard and Mark IV Parkway a little after 2 a.m. when…

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OT: do any of you guys like muzzleloaders?

I just love them! Tons of fun! Just brilliant!

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Have any of you been caught in a raid?

It would be awkward for me to be caught now!

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OT: Why Social Security Won't Go Broke

One of the great prophecies of DOOM we hear regarding the future is that social security will go broke. I think the models that predict this are wrong because they don't take into sufficient account the fact that people will…

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OT: "Cock Group" At Work Destroying Our Democracy Some More?

Looks like those "Cock Brothers" (as josh43 like to call them) are up to no good working to destroy our democracy once again. "Koch Group Claims California Endangers Donors by Demanding Names" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-17/koch-group-claims-california-endangers-donors-by-demanding-names

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PLs are everywhere

Turns out that even ISIS fighters are PLs. http://dailym.ai/1AhndQ1

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Just found out two of my favorite strippers got fired tonight

Fucking whore man I am telling you. All strippers are whore in disguise. One is name Heather this hot chick who used to rock the Goth style and then just getting hair extentsion, and went from pale vampire skin to…

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OT: Oreo Cookies OR Chicken Wings?

Oreo Cookies. My latest visit to Follies had chicken wings on the buffet. Or Oreo Cookies at the bar. Oreo Cookies. Yummy!!!

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Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in Ford Heights, Il. A suspected MS-13 run club!

They deleted my warnings both on their Facebook and Stripclublist pages. They banned me from their Stripclublist page. They bullied me on their Facebook page, calling me "head case" and other vile stuff. And they continue to…

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Will always remember first vip 3 way

Aww yes happened not to long ago on my birthday week. No sex just one sucking my dick while da other sucked my balls. Nigga that was a good night ;) I'll talk more about it in a review…

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Advice..!

What is your advice to a new unexpert clubs customer..?

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Raids

I do not engage in extras beyond great 2 way contact, but I do wonder how do you who do engage in further activities avoid getting "caught with your pants down" by LE? Are there tells in your environment that…

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2 new articles posted

Have not read them so IDK if they are good.

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big butts?

No thank you! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2956905/Men-don-t-fancy-skinny-girls-like-hourglass-figure-Woman-world-s-largest-bottom-says-fat-fabulous.html

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Feb 19th, Year of the Ram

I talked a little bit about some of my ongoing and planned ventures, and I explained how this new year was going to be exciting and about how I knew that good was going to be happening. This has no relation…

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More drama

Seeing the post earlier about drama in a strip club review, I thought I'd post this link for others to see. This used to be one of my favorite clubs. But I haven't been there in a year or two. Maybe I…

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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

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Bad news for Kansas clubbers.

Kansas lawmakers weighed adopting tougher restrictions on strip clubs and adult book stores, including a ban on full nudity at strip clubs and a ban against building a “sexually oriented business” within 1,000 feet of schools and houses of worship. The…

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I need a hooker!

I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!

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Strippers and Athletes/Entertainers

I live in Portland, and we have a NBA team (Portland Trailblazers). At my favorite club, a dancer told me a lot of the dancers were fucking some of the Blazers. I'm assuming she meant dating or a fuckbuddy relationship.…

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Bear remover.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says…

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What about Ukrainian girls?

libbicini's post about Iraqi strippers got me thinking. I think Iraqi strippers would suck. I'd rather have hot Ukranian strippers. A lot of eastern european chicks like to take it up their ass! I like hot blondes that take it…

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Joke of the Day

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

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OT: China's Churning Out Billionaires Like It’s 1999

"China’s world-best stock market rally made January the busiest month for IPOs in a year. It also created a bundle of new billionaires" http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-16/china-churning-out-billionaires-like-it-s-1999-with-soaring-ipos But Stevie-girl and The Economist said back in October that the world economy was DOOMED with China to…

Becoming a Exotic Dancer 101

So hello my name is China, I've been an exotic dancer for over a year now & I MUST say there are some things you should know when considering being a dancer. Number one, BE CONFIDENT! I can't stress this enough, how you feel about yourself reflects on how you perform as an entertainer. Always look your best so you feel your best. Number two, NO REAL NAMES. Til this day my manager doesn't even know my real name. It's your choice if you want to share it but I wouldn't recommend it. You never know who will be your CEO in 5 to 10 years from now. Besides I enjoy the idea of having an alter ego. And last…

How it turned out

Friends, I have been away for a long time, more than a year, in fact. I met her in a club and though she gave me a non-stage name that afternoon, I didn't know her real name until after we had gotten, ahem, acquainted. I learned quite a bit about Vietnamese culture in the last year. How they treat mom and dad, what they are supposed to do for brothers and sisters who haven't moved here, and how they feel about Americans. Oh and I thought I knew about daddy issues. Trust me when I tell you that you don't know daddy issues until you are paying for a girl's apartment and you are, in fact, old enough to be…

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New and old atf

I had an atf at one of my favorite sc in my area. Due to my gullibility and her willingness to take advantage it. Problem is, my new atf has started dancing at the same bar. What should I do?

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ATF not texting back

I had date set for last Friday with my atf. We exchanged text in the morning to meet in the afternoon at the hotel. Before I left for hotel, I texted her, she didn't reply and also tried to call…

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Practical, compassionate, unrealistic proposal

Due to the civil wars, many Iraqi and Syrian families have become refugees. But unemployment is generally very high in the over-regulated economies of the Middle East. So someone living in a place where they don't know people…

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Many dances from one or fewer dances from many

Suppose you had a budget for getting 6 dances on one SC visit. Which option do you prefer? a) Six dances from your favorite back to back b) Three dances from two girls, one of whom is obviously not your favorite c) ???…

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Holy shit. Talk about drama. I don't know where to start flagging.

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3132

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Songs in the Key of Life

Beyoncé.....mmm,mmm What a body. Killed it at the tribute for Stevie Wonder. Kind of a waste though. Like buying a Ferrari for Stephen Hawking

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Learn how to grow pot, and be part of the economic boom!

That's right. Here in Colorado.... http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/18511/

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TUSCL Members with One Review

What do you guys think of someone here with just one review in two years? One of the clubs in my area that I've been wanting information about just received a decently thorough review from someone, but this is the…

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Is it time to go back to church?

'Stripper's pole' preacher gives entire filmed sermon with exposed NIPPLES http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/strippers-pole-preacher-gives-entire-5173162

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OT: PL boy sens valentine to every girl in school

http://kdvr.com/2015/02/14/oklahoma-boy-sends-valentine-to-every-girl-in-school/ "A high school male student who wished to remain anonymous, sent a valentine to all 1,076 girls at the school, KFOR reported. He planned this grand gesture of kindness several months in advance, so he could save money to buy every…

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Best lines from the hottest dancers

Now there have been plenty of threads regarding best lines from dancers, but how about best lines from the hottest of the hottest. To qualify, she has to be at least a 9 in your opinion. What are the best lines…

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Topless vs nude clubs

I have noticed after dancing at several clubs that nude clubs have been my money maker. I was curious if this was really that big of a deal to you guys. I've never found a pussy to be all that…

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Just went too my first strip club!

My bitch girlfriend broke up with me a week before Valentine's day and kicked me out. Fortunately I was able move back into my folks basement until I find a place. So I figured "what the fuck?" and I went…

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Father Knows Best

A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work" The father said, "What does she do?" The…

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Las Vegas Conventions

How many people from this freaky site are attending ? Is a great place to meet mature men and hook Up ? A girlfriend and I are traveling to a few states within a month for business. Vegas is the…

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Couple still being ignored

I think strippers REALLY need to work on approaching couples. If my wife tosses a dollar on stage but doesn’t get up she’s being nice because we always try to tip every dancer even if we aren’t interested in getting…

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Ferguson woman gets 4 years for running strip club at home

http://www.bnd.com/2015/02/16/3664289/ferguson-woman-gets-4-years-for.html Four years for a non-violent offense involving adults. The woman had no clout. Meanwhile, billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who set up set parties with underaged girls for prominent men, served 13 months of an 18 month sentence. http://nypost.com/2011/02/25/billionaire-jeffrey-epstein-im-a-sex-offender-not-a-predator/

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Indian girls

Don't see many Indian girls only have seen one at Angels in Kalamazoo? Any thoughts on why this must be?

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Fayetteville NC

How many of the Fayetteville NC area hobbyists would be interested in a private house party / meet and greet with some local BP and strip club girls? I have gotten to know a few of them and they have…

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Hello

http://hornibatardsmuse.blogspot.com/2015/02/newest-greeting-takes-world-by-storm.html?m=1

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the Gospel according to the Reverend hornytoad

The Gospel According to Reverend Hornibastard The Gospel According to Reverend Hornibastard reflects the digital drippings from a mind infested by demons too numerous too catalog. The contents have been carefully designed to cause offense. While it is possible to offend…

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Adult Webcams

I've been watching girls strip on web cam all day. Then i started thinking"this would make a good topic".....These shows are basically( internet strip shows).......... What's your favorite Adult Webcam site. ALSO: What's your favorite model from each site. :I know…

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Get your billions back America

Didbyou get your taxes done at H&R Block or did you hire a smart accountant?