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Newark 2AMer.

One person was killed and another wounded when shots rang out outside a city strip club early this morning, authorities said. Anthony Ambrose, chief of detectives for the Essex County Prosecutor’s Office, said 26-year-old Tywon Bandy of Cuthbert, Ga. was struck…

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Free OTC. What led to it?

Obviously a lot of you like doing OTC with strippers (me included) but for the most part it's gonna cost you $$. To the guys who have managed to fuck strippers for free before, how did you pull it off?

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CF This Holiday

Been spending a good amount of time with my CF, basically taking her out and going to several places, buy stuff and walk around the streets of downtown Portland. She's really nice, and she dresses to impress. She surprised me with stolen…

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Yea Baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r-sVyR7mk LOL

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I'm glad that I don't smoke pot.

A Wausau[WI] man accused of performing a sex act with a horse has been charged in Marathon County with bestiality. Jared Kreft, 30, was charged with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of…

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the night after christmas

Haven't been clubbing in a while and my next best chance is going to be the night after christmas. So what do we think the sc scene will be like on Friday the 26th? Devoid of talent and PLs or…

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Answer and Question

A. Her car, her cell phone and her man. Q. What are three things that never work for a stripper?

L'Empire

Brussels, Belgium

In summary, L'Empire can be a...

In summary, L'Empire can be a fun club with decent mileage, if you're willing to pay high drink prices. Surprisingly wide variety of dancers, with a comfortable lap dance room. Club is pretty…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Another trip before the Blues game...

Another trip before the Blues game in downtown. Same experience outside with well lighed parking lot and security outside. Paid the cover of $7 and went inside. Very nice bar tenders, candidly better than some of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I don't do Saph's much anymore...

I don't do Saph's much anymore - I have my reasons but this review is specifically for the early morning and hopefully to steer some of you to better places. :) Looking to get my day…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This place has a good vibe...

This place has a good vibe to it. It has a long bar running the length of the club. It has a good vantage point to any spot in the club. Bar tenders very friendly.…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

The brass rail is one of...

The brass rail is one of Toronto's nicest strip clubs. It is actually quite famous ass it attracts celebrities and athletes and gets in the news also. It is located on Young Street very downtown…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

In summary, Delilah's is an upscale...

In summary, Delilah's is an upscale club where you can find a wide variety of very attractive dancers, most of whom actually do great pole dances. The thing I like most, is that there's…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Stop in after a few months...

Stop in after a few months of not stopping by. Not much has changed. 3 girls did a rotation on th email stage. There was one hot blonde with a uber tight…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

ive heard some pretty bad reviews...

ive heard some pretty bad reviews of this place but I stopped in one afternoon about a week ago I didnt really have many complaints...only a few dancers working but it was pretty early in…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

In a nutshell I do not...

In a nutshell I do not recommend. This place has no life to it. I can appreciate dive bars and shitholes, however, this place was just not fun on any level. The girls threw…

Pavlov’s Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I went on the night of...

I went on the night of a mayweather fight about a year ago. the girl at the front was a bombshell latina MILF with a great rack. when I went inside, it was surprisingly empty…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't visited in a while, but...

Haven't visited in a while, but wife was busy shopping so I took advantage of the free time. Stopped in after lunch on my way home from work. Parked in the back then walked to…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

This place is fairly interesting, looks...

This place is fairly interesting, looks like this place and few others have same owners. $5 to get in and reasonably priced beers. Girls do try to dance but the stage is not…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

Stopped over for a quick beer...

Stopped over for a quick beer and some local talent watching. Girls look decent and I was happy with that. Cover was $5 and I am sure there are a lot more girls…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

I've been to this place 3-4...

I've been to this place 3-4 times in the last year with last time being this Thursday night. This review will summarize my overall experience at Little Darlings. In general, Seattle strip clubs…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

This was an interesting experience. ...

This was an interesting experience. The girls are very friendly and all nice. They are not the best looking batch but still acceptable. I heard the ad on the radio and decided…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped by one of my usual...

Stopped by one of my usual favorite spots, only to be very disappointed. I arrived about 4:00pm on a Tuesday afternoon and literally sat for over 40 minutes without seeing a dancer anywhere. Finally one…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Went there on a Saturday and...

Went there on a Saturday and the place was crowded. I had plenty of time to kill though, and the atmosphere was right, so I had no problem with waiting to be approached. It took…

Embers Tavern

Irvington, New Jersey

This place is a deadzone. Complete...

This place is a deadzone. Complete waste of time. Your better off stopping at the next local bar for something worth your while. 1. Only 2 bartenders. 1 elderly woman during the day shift and the…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Things have changed at Molly Brown's,...

Things have changed at Molly Brown's, oh how have they changed. I went in there Friday night to check it out basically because it had been a while since I had been in there. First…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Tried to go at 4pm, but...

Tried to go at 4pm, but there isn't a dayshift on Saturdays and the club doesn't open til 7pm. Got there a few minutes after opening. no cover and $3 beers until 9pm. 6-7 mostly…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Well I went by XTC on...

Well I went by XTC on Sat night. As I walked in, the first thing I smelled was a strong odor of Weed (Saw several smoking in Restroom, in club, and on Patio - really…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

I Was in town during the...

I Was in town during the massive snow storm in Buffalo so I stopped and stayed in Rochester. While in the area I saw the Klassy Cat so I popped in. Place looks sketchy from…

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, Virginia

Place is small but, persons working...

Place is small but, persons working there are very friendly so that makes up for it being small. Not a few girls there but not many people there at any given time. I've been checking…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I have reviewed penthouse before and...

I have reviewed penthouse before and others have described the interior so i wont go into detail. Lets just say its high end and anyone would feel safe there. Its also expensive, even…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Walking alone the strip and this...

Walking alone the strip and this guy says that he has some nice girls. Offered limo ride with free 3 free beer. Ride was short so you only finish one and they don't allow…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Was in town for a bachelor...

Was in town for a bachelor party a few months ago and a group of us came in here late afternoon / early evening to have a few drinks before dinner. Tough to get a…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Went to Lipstixxx last night for...

Went to Lipstixxx last night for my first ever visit. Living in the chicago area we have nothing like this place, heck we don't have a decent strip club at all within a hundred miles. At…

Body Shop Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Showed up for a friends Bachelor...

Showed up for a friends Bachelor Party, after 4th Street live. ATM was down, and they weren't taking credit cards at the bar. (Unless you wanted them to "run it upstairs" and add 15%) Dancers were…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Went up for the multi forum...

Went up for the multi forum gathering and I got there early. There was about approx 16 or so dancer's and only about 15 or so customers when I 1st arrived around just before 7…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

This review is from a few...

This review is from a few weeks back. The first time I visited Sahara in about a year. It was a rainy Tuesday night - after I got out of the taxi, the doorman…

Boomers 50/50

Harvest, Alabama

Visited again on a Saturday night,...

Visited again on a Saturday night, very much a urban club with loud music and a DJ (which they normally don't have on any other night). Sat down for a drink and enjoyed the show…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Went into PP at about 2pm....

Went into PP at about 2pm. Place is so big. There were 15 dances there and same amount of guys I would say. Met up the Ci Ci, she is about 25 with great firm…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogart's is good place to go...

Bogart's is good place to go depending on your spirits. Bogart's and their neighbor down the street Henry the VIIIth are unkept dark places. Both have sticky floors and except for the accumulation of grime…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Camelot remains the place with the...

Camelot remains the place with the hottest girls in the area. Unfortunately, as has been widely reported here, the strict lap dance laws in DC make it simply a place where you will spend a…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

DC has limited options when it...

DC has limited options when it comes to the Titty bar scene. This applies to number of clubs and the sort of action that makes Titty bars so wonderfully addicting. Good Guys is at the…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

Had nothing to do so to...

Had nothing to do so to kill time I thought I see what its like to hit paper moon strip club since its the only one to open on the day shift in Little Rock.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Anyways, I've been to TMC on...

Anyways, I've been to TMC on yonkers a total of four times now on weekdays from about 6 pm to 10 pm. Nice physical interior & much better than many places where I am originally…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I always go early on a...

I always go early on a week night and am rarely disappointed but it does happen occasionally. This place is really hit or miss with the quality of the girls. The great thing…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is the smallest club I've...

This is the smallest club I've ever been in by a longshot. When it's full it can be difficult to get around or find a seat. Everyone (employees and patrons) seemed chill and the prices…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

This has been my go to...

This has been my go to club for quite some time. I do not frequent strip clubs as frequently as I used to, as I am trying to save money. But every once in…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

I missed Super Tuesday special at...

I missed Super Tuesday special at Jaguar's this month so I decided to go by Buck's on Tuesday. I hate the parking lot. I always wind up fighting for a parking spot.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This club is very nice on...

This club is very nice on the inside. I got in before early evening so there was no cover. The parking lot was very nice, well lit, fenced, and had a parking lot guard so…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

This club is the closest club...

This club is the closest club from my workplace, so I come here a lot. Also, these days, I need to look for bargains and the dances here are still only $15. Of course,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

HB is probably the best bang...

HB is probably the best bang for your buck. HB is a great place to go to have a few drinks and get a dance or two after work. You can easily spend under $100…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

This is definitely the low end...

This is definitely the low end of the curve, and has always been. There have been shootings right outside the club, and rumors of active drug activity. However you used to be able to sneak…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a couple of nights and decided to check out Allure. It really isn't a strip club. It is a massage parlor. But since I am looking for the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

I was out with a few...

I was out with a few friends for Dinner in the area and we ended up at New Locomotion as it was just down the street from where we were. Anyway, I had been to…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Returned December 17th for amateur night...

Returned December 17th for amateur night and found the club to be pretty quiet. The whole club was opened up, but only about a third of the stage was being used on the side towards…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I was able to return to...

I was able to return to this club when I was going through the Galena/Joplin area again. Located less than a mile off the highway and with a well lit parking lot it is a place…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

I'm writing this as I am...

I'm writing this as I am sitting at the bar if that tells you how sad it is at Venus these days. No dancers on the stages and the girls are playing the mega touch(gaming)…

Diamond Girl's Showbar

Flint, Michigan

I hole in the wall titty...

I hole in the wall titty bars but this one, it needs to either close and rebrand or just close. I do not even know where to start with the place. Well I guess I…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This strip club was not the...

This strip club was not the worst or best I have been to. The problem with this club is that the strippers were very stuck to their regulars. Meaning if it is busy…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been a fan of Wax...

I've been a fan of Wax for a while but I took a hiatus from Atlanta and recently moved back so I decided to visit a old friend. The club looks the same the ladies don't. I…

Shotgun Willie's

Rapid City, South Dakota

The place opened at 3... I...

The place opened at 3... I showed up at 445. The bartender sold me my $7 top shelf drink- and then told me he expected to have a dancer in 45 more minutes or…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

One of my favorite clubs in...

One of my favorite clubs in Denver. Early in the evening there's no cover. There's little pressure to buy dances... On Sunday only one stage was being used. I didn't get any…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

One of my favorite clubs in...

One of my favorite clubs in Denver. Early in the evening there's no cover. There's little pressure to buy dances... On Sunday only one stage was being used. I didn't get any…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by at lunchtime to a...

Stopped by at lunchtime to a fairly quiet atmosphere. About 8 customers, some eating lunch, others just drinking. One guy at the rack, rest at the bar or tables. The girls were 6s and 7s.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

OK this is the best place...

OK this is the best place in tampa for the hottest all nude girls. The place is small and has mirrors wrapped around the stage. Great lap dances and again, the hottest girls…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

As my first time at Secrets...

As my first time at Secrets I wasn't sure what to expect. My mongering is usually restricted to long-lunch sessions and since Secrets doesn't open until 2PM I haven't been able to make it…

Pretty good strip club had lots...

Pretty good strip club had lots of fun there. If you are the maxim girl type then this aint for you. If you the juicy j ratchet type then this is the spot. Mostly all…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Looking for a break from the...

Looking for a break from the Hardware Store in Clyman? This is a pretty good option. You're going to need MapQuest to find the freaking place. It is in the middle of nowhere with few…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Crystal City Restaurant has gone downhill...

Crystal City Restaurant has gone downhill since my last visit a few years ago. Visited on a Friday around 7pm. Was staying across the street at the Hyatt Regency, so this seemed like a safe…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went for another visit to the...

Went for another visit to the cheetah, haven't been in a while so wanted to see what's changed. Well I can say that for a Monday afternoon it was overall not bad. Ladies are needing…

Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time today on my lunch break. It is a small bar with one stage in the middle with no pole, just a rail around it. There were 2 girls…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

This is a nice place to...

This is a nice place to go to if you don't want to drive way out south. Its a nice place to go if you want to get your money's worth. Jasmine is an awesome…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Went to Platinum couple of weeks...

Went to Platinum couple of weeks ago and there were about 10 dancers (five 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 35/65 ebony to ivory mix) and about thirteen customers when I…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Stopped by on a Wednesday night...

Stopped by on a Wednesday night last week. $10 dollar cover will get you in the door. I was surprised by the number and quality of the dancers. They had about ten dancers…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club I went to when I was in New Orleans. I went on St. Patrick's day after the parade was dying down, but Bourbon St. remained full of maniacs.…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Went on a Sunday night, as...

Went on a Sunday night, as its free for Military on Sundays (bring your ID). The place was dead. No girls on stage, four on five sitting near the bar talking. After a couple minutes…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I go here 3-4 times a...

I go here 3-4 times a year. Last went a few weeks ago. It can be tough to get attention if you aren't a regular. I go with money to spend but girls are too…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Been hitting Follies at a more...

Been hitting Follies at a more frequent rate than usual. Been in search of the elusive "new hot blonde" that I had seen a time or two last month. I thought her name…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Swung by after dinner on a...

Swung by after dinner on a business trip. First time in Calgary. I had fond memories of Montreal clubs and thought this would be similar. The club has a magnificent entrance with red lights…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I've been to Platinum Plus multiple...

I've been to Platinum Plus multiple times and never had a bad experience. I brought a lady friend on this occasion and was very pleasantly surprised. The interior is well decorated and although…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This is a club...

This is a club I have reviewed before although I hadn't been in several months until last week. I stopped in last Friday and was surprised to see several girls who I would…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Visited this place on a Saturday...

Visited this place on a Saturday evening a couple of weeks ago. Lots of Brazilians with a few eastern Europeans/FSU thrown in for good measure. Can't remember the last time I saw an American…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

If I hit a PDX strip...

If I hit a PDX strip club it is usually UJ. In Portland this is a great nice place to relax, strip club wise. It has enough of a bar atmosphere that you can…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Went in following a night out. Was...

Went in following a night out. Was told It was lap dance only, which was nice, no cover (20 minutes to closing). Had a seat and was immediately approached by a curvy blonde. Really enjoyed…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

If you're ever stuck in traffic...

If you're ever stuck in traffic going N. on I-5, Exotica is always a pleasant place to stop off and let the traffic die down. Always have a great happy hour that usually lasts…

Sid's Showgirls

Goldsboro, North Carolina

First ever visit on a Thursday,...

First ever visit on a Thursday, arrived around 11:30p; no cover charge. That made it almost worthwhile. Plenty of dancers, all black; no fatties that i remember. I'd rate the top two at a…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I went to visit this club...

I went to visit this club after a long hiatus from it. There were a lot of girls that day and a lot of new faces, more than usual. I decided to take my time…

Body Tapp

Fayetteville, North Carolina

As i recall, the DJ said...

As i recall, the DJ said there were 27 girls on-hand; this was last Friday night. It was after 12:30a when i arrived, and the lot was full. Security guy said only VIP parking left…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

The facilities aren’t too bad. ...

The facilities aren’t too bad. Definitely upscale, but not luxurious. It’s basically a small “big box” store outfitted as strip club. One large open area, with very high ceiling, main bar against the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by this afternoon around 3pm....

Stopped by this afternoon around 3pm. Everyone there seems nice. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There was music playing on the jukebox but no one was dancing. It didn't take long for…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

First time I’ve been here and...

First time I’ve been here and this area for a couple years. My favorite Thai restaurant is long closed. So many new Asian restaurants my head was spinning, so I went to Panera…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

I was passing by springfield and...

I was passing by springfield and have not been to this club for a while so I decided to drop by. I was surprise that there were many new girls. Some of them came from…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

So went to Splendors about 2...

So went to Splendors about 2 weeks ago and I have to say this is an interesting place. Girls are active and will be happy to sit and talk with you instead of just…

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Strip Club Attire

I usually go commando in Columbia trail shorts (the ones that dry quick) and a dark, one-size too large polyester tee (again dries quick.) In wintertime, I'm lucky - since I'm in Vegas so i don't have to alter…

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Public Service Announcement: Winter driving tip

Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you.

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Jana Kramer

Love the latest incarnation of the Nationwide cat burglar - a very sexy Santa in heels. I've been nice this year! Honest, Jana!

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Strip club DJ and Music Awards

Worst DJ. I'm sure there are many worthy candidates here, but I've got to vote for the guy at Follies as the worst strip club DJ. When I was there last week, I asked every dancer, "do you ever…

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Capability Declines With Age?

We all know that what a man can do sexually declines with age, right? Well suppose this were not really the way it looks to be. Here I find an interesting statement from Gawker. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25404 " I came a couple of times…

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You just need a mustache

Here is the New and improved System If You've Only Got A Moustache - A Million W…: http://youtu.be/LJKZnk8OIXo

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I don't understand why so many of you rave about Brad Pitt

In fairness to gender equity, let me present the following. http://www.z103.fm/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bradpittchuckclose.jpg I don't know why women love Brad Pitt. He could just be another PL at some redneck strip club

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'Sopranos' strip club robbed of $30,000, Lodi police say

LODI[NJ] — Two men armed with shotguns on Sunday robbed a Lodi strip club of $30,000 police said. The men fled Satin Dolls after the robbery, the Lodi Police Department said in a press release. Police responded to the robbery at…

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Logistics question

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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My 2014 Holiday Is Going To Be The Very First Unique Experience, How Is Yours

2014 is turning out to be a great experience for me, one because my game went up significantly that I was able to befriend several dancers, hang out with a couple of them and moreover convert one to two of…

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Is this a 5 star restaraunt or a strip club?

I highly recommended the Bison Cheddar Meatloaf and the Bone in Pork Chop topped with crawfish. They have some great specialty cocktails with catchy names like the Wet Panty and Carmel Apple Tittay. Their breakfast buffet is also a…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

The club is on a quiet...

The club is on a quiet street, you dont have to use VIP to park but the more you tip the better your experience will be. I got there around 10 so I had plenty…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Since my July review the club...

Since my July review the club has gone downhill. Most of the talents introduced new as well as several of the other good looking dancers are gone. During a recent visit club had only 3…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

I was passing through the area...

I was passing through the area and had a little time to kill so I thought I would stop in. Nothing about the club has changed in terms of set up or decor. When I…

Midnight Express

Smithville, Tennessee

So this place is a big...

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

On The Border (OTB) is a...

On The Border (OTB) is a nice club. Not hard to find out in the suburbs of Milwaukee. (It is near Illinois, hence the name.) Inside is nice, drinks reasonably priced. This club has the…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Where to begin? The club is reasonably...

Where to begin? The club is reasonably large & clean & well maintained. I wish I could say the same of the dancers...A few of them were OK, maybe even above average. A large…

Body Shop

West Hollywood, California

Me and my wife assisted to...

Me and my wife assisted to the Body Shop a few months ago. There were 3 or 4 girls at the time. Two londes, an awesome bunette who looked like Olvia Wilde and a latina…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in on a recent Sunday...

Stopped in on a recent Sunday and there were a decent number of girls working. talked with 3-4 of them who gave me a handshake but i was holding out for something a bit better. started…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

This place is still a warehouse...

This place is still a warehouse with amazing talent. The place is big with many dancers on shift. My second visit was just as good as the first. Tooties is great because…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Came here on a Saturday afternoon...

Came here on a Saturday afternoon to waste some time before heading to DC. Place was empty with about 3 dancers working. Can't see how this place got such high reviews. Atmosphere was dead and…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Two of us went in on...

Two of us went in on Sat. afternoon Dec.20 for a couple of beers after picking up some things at a nearby home improvement store. It was about 3:30pm and the place was not crowded.…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I went in Mr Happy's about...

I went in Mr Happy's about 3pm on Fri. Dec. 19. Although the parking lot was 1/2 full the place only had a handful of customers. There was a surge in customers about 4pm but…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Dropped by first Saturday afternoon about...

Dropped by first Saturday afternoon about 3:30. Place was completely dark due to a power failure in the club. Same thing happened the previous Saturday. Strange, but would offer a good opportunity for BJ or…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Was working in Vegas for a...

Was working in Vegas for a show. Went here as I'd been several years ago and remembered it fondly. Got locals free entry with my work ID badge from a local hotel even though I…

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Problem adding clubs

i tried to add a couple of clubs here in the Philippines but, after a couple of days, they have still not appeared. There is not a lot of information here so I thought that a few more reviews would…

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Thug Niggerism strikes again - Two NYPD officers dead.

I guess another rapper popped a few caps in a couple of cops. Thank you for supporting this thug mentality America.

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3 men robbed by mob of 20 men.

BRADENTON, Fla. – According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, three men said they were robbed outside of a strip club in Bradenton. The three victims reported that they arrived at the DaVinci's Strip club parking lot on Cortez…

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On an OTC Mission...

I went to a dive I used to frequent, it had been a long while since I dropped in. Fortunately the dancer I used to hang out with was there so we started hanging out again. Enter "new girl". I…

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KFC

I went to KFC today. The employees there were talking about some 400 pound customer with sausage fingers that came in earlier. When I went to wash my hands the restroom floor was sticky. God dammit Dukey...the KFC shitter is not…

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Old girl friends

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when…

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What I want Santa to bring if he has a TARDIS.

I NEED this! https://www.youtube.com/user/BUGASALT

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Best Xmas movie?

Lots of good ones, but I will have to say "Die Hard"

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Merry Christmas!

This isn't mine: As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus. No known species of…

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Fort worth 2AMer

A man died and another was wounded in a shooting outside a Fort Worth strip club early this morning, police say. The shooting happened just after 2 a.m. at the Stilettos Cabaret in the 3900 block of Highway 157, Fort Worth…

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Outlier Visit

So there's one particular club I've now been to four times. Of the four, one visit, my second, was spectacular. Some mighty fine services were on the table from women worth getting them from. The other three,…

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City Downfalls

What city do you think has had the biggest downfall recently in strip clubs? I'd say Providence, RI. Clubs were amazing 2 years ago. Today they are a waste of time. I'm back there for work next week and may not…

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You guys like a manly breakfast?

Biscuits and brisket gravy? Ham and eggs, steak and eggs, pork chop and eggs? Hash browns, potato's O'brian? 5 egg meat lover omelets? tons of bacon? Here's a good one .... http://www.epicwin.net/2012/01/manly-breakfast.html

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Calif. Strip Club, Dancers Get OK For Deal Over Taping, Tips

Law360, Los Angeles (December 19, 2014, 8:21 PM ET) -- A California judge on Friday granted final approval to a deal requiring the owner of Bare Elegance Gentlemen’s Club to pay $500,000 over claims by 443 exotic dancers that the…

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Plagerism at it's finest. Yes I did flag it.

nikkiblie's Reviews (1-2) The Duchess Show Lounge  Kamloops, British Columbia nikkiblie    Joined Oct 2012 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews: 2  Dancers  Value  Atmosphere  Overall Wednesday Afternoon visit, 6-10 dancers December 19, 2014 • Not only does this club have gorgeous entertainers,…

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Pregnant Dances

Can anyone explain this? http://youtu.be/N94ES_HI-K8

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Boobs vs Booze ?

I usually don’t hobnob much w/ dancers nor club staff so I’m not too familiar w.r.t. the inner workings of strip clubs nor what may go on behind the scenes per se. But it appears to me that perhaps the reason…

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OT: Nebraska & Oklahoma, "Screw Colorado!"

So apparently if one state doesn't like your state's law they will sue... http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27163543/nebraska-and-oklahoma-sue-colorado-over-marijuana-legalization

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Deogol Posted Spam...

anybody who's seen any porn online or any sites where they mention naked girls, has seen the link to the ad which Deogol just posted in the forum. Most of us would never fall for that link im sure we…

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I don't understand why so many of you rave about Kate Upton.

http://rumorfix.com/photogallery/kate-upton-spotted-no-makeup/

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Bitting in Chicago.

A man bit off a part of a security guard’s ear during a fight outside of a strip club in the South Loop early Friday morning, police said. . The man was leaving the Pink Monkey in the 700 block of…

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Strip club stabbing.

Seattle police say two people were slashed Thursday night at Dream Girls, a strip club in Seattle’s Sodo neighborhood. “Two employees were cut and it looks like the suspect is outstanding,” Seattle police spokesman Patrick Michaud said Friday morning. Michaud said police…

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A new system!!!

You don't need to read this one! But there is more teasing than a stripper to "get to the point." (And it may never get to the point cuz I shut it off ten seconds in, so I…

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Joining the Army!

After watching some of the below, I should join the Army. :) https://www.youtube.com/embed/1vA4T1wfJLE?rel=0 Clones? Or just that they have a half a billion women to pick from, this can happen.

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Any "Famous" TUSCL members?

So being the mayor of Lambertville NJ, is not in the same category of being mayor of say New York. The mayor of Lambertville NJ was recent arrested ( and charges since dropped) on DWI after leaving the Playhouse…

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Jacksonville 2AMer

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police say two people were shot at a gentlemen's club on the Northside early Friday morning. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is investigating the shooting that happened at the Mirage club located at 4919 N. Main Street just after…

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Lady Gaga Talks Strippers On The ‘Tonight Show’, Performs “Ev’ry Time We Say Goo

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett recently came out with an album of standards. Being a Gaga fan, I bought the album on iTunes and it is very good. Here Gaga appears with Tony Bennett and talks about a conversation in…

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Strip Club Hound vs TUSCL

Strip Club Hound got a question from a virgin (male) asking about how to lose his virginity to a stripper. http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/?zx=35ac36fef5b61642 I thought the Hound's answer wasn't bad, but I think TUSCL would have given better and more practical advice.

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Fuck you Joe !!!

I know its your mom but stay the fuck out of our business lil boy....just because i sleep with your moms sister dosent mean you got to talk your mom into leaving me...i will beat you like i do your…

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Thunder

I just took a McD shit that was all thunder. I farted so loud that when I came out of the shitter everyone was running around like it was a fire drill

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Fuck me runnin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCRP-5om_3Y Yeah, I know it's a montage and not one routine, but...fuck me runnin'.

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Drunk,high or scruffy?

Hello guys,hope you are in a good festive mood.I have something I've been meaning to ask you lately.If you meet a stripper in the club that you a happy to have dances with but on closer inspection 1)realise she is…

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Pasties Clubs

Can any of you describe your experiences in "pasties" clubs? (Quality of dancers, mileage, etc.) Here in Seattle, a new club is due to open soon. It looks as if it will be a pasties club. It will…

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Anyone ever break the first rule of PL's??

Went to my favorite club to see my CF yesterday afternoon and broke the first rule of PL's. I brought only the amount of cash that i wanted to spend on her but they were having a Christmas party and…

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Too Beautiful?

I'm the type who likes a CF if not an ATF, and I've been in the market a few months. I thought I had one with a goth Japanese girl but last night she really pissed me off so I've…

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OT : Jeb Bush

I saw on the news over here he is considering running for President. How is this playing with the American public?

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Asian girls

Questions for you guys that particularly like Asian girls. Do you like girls from a particular area of Asia e.g. Thai, Chinese, Malaysian etc.? If so why, or is there no discernable difference? I'm talking about dance quality/extras/mileage, usual sort of

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some strippers are RETARDS

I came in the club on a dead night with $400 on me...got my dancer all over me bitch gets $100 n dances then walks over to the only other customers witch waisted her time and got 0 dances...i was…

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getting frisked by management ?

So ive been to the new club now once a week for 2 months now...last night management (female thank God) came over and stroked my pants then grabbed my hard dick...all she said was " just making sure you wasnt…

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Closing Time

I'm almost always a daytime PL. However recently I had the opportunity to stay 'till closing at a favorite sc. Exactly at closing, the very fine honey I was partying with suggested OTC that night. I damn…

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Strip Club Wins City Holiday Lights Contest

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/12/17/only-in-federal-heights-strip-club-wins-city-holiday-lights-contest/

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Making a fast food run for a stripper?

Last night i was n the club destroying$5 lappers..out of no were my stripper wants me to go get her a combo from Wendy's....no fuckin joke...i went and came back with her $10 order.... Has this happen to you guys ?

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OT: Bizarre Foods America

Ever watch Bizarre Foods hosted by Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel? He was eating squirrel brains and freakin' loved it. Dude must be faking it like a $500 per hour stripper. No way can you love squirrel brains…

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Anybody missing a stripper?

A stripper may have put on a show for the wrong audience. Fond du Lac police received a call from a woman reporting that a black woman showed up at her Forest Avenue apartment around 2:13 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 16, and…

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Best clubs to visit in OH, IN, KY

I am within 2 miles of Columbus, Indy, Lexington and L'ville. What are the best strip clubs to visit? I look for "high mileage", "two-way contact" with good body. They don't have to have a "pretty face" as long as the…

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OT - Is There A Doctor On Line?

Serious question here. About 4 months ago I was happily shagging away and just as I was climaxing I had a very, very intense pain across my abdomen from side to side just below the navel. The pain…

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Kissing a stripper.

I am not a VET when it comes to Strip Clubs like most of you so I am feeling things out and encountering new things with each visit. I found this hot blonde I really like who has quickly…

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Most popular stripper wear right now

What are you seeing a lot of strippers wear nowadays? In my area, a lot of strippers are wearing black stockings. It could be a corset with stockings, bustier with stockings, teddy with stockings, bra with stockings etc. The main ingredient…

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New Canadian Laws

I will be going up to Mississauga , Ontario in a couple weeks. I heard there are new laws that took effect Dec 7 regarding strip clubs and massage parlors Does anyone have any info on this.

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A Prison with Strippers

Philippines prison ‘kings’ inside Bilibid have access to strippers, spas and drugs, says NBI after raid http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/philippines-prison-kings-inside-bilibid-have-access-to-strippers-spas-and-drugs-says-nbi-after-raid/story-fnh81fz8-1227158726339

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XTRA!...Man in Asheville, N.C almost gets fingers chewed off by cute dog...

The man, who at first was mistaken for a member of Duck Dynasty, complained to police that a small beagle attacked his fingers when he tried to pet it. Said the owner of the dog......" my dog's eyes bugged out and…

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RE: porn stars at SC

I have never see one in a Miami club. Doesn't mean there aren'tjust that is there are I don't visit that club often. Key West, yes, and in TX, the only two I'v seen. Is it more a regional thing?…

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I probably shouldn't ask but...

Why do dancers have the absolute worst taste in men?

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Autism

Does Da"Juice suffer from dis ?

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phone numbers

Gave my number to a sexy ass bitch she said she would call when she got home that was a week ago i guess that bitch homeless.

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Just for SJG...Strip club bouncers arrested in connection to Downtown assault

http://www.abqjournal.com/513394/abqnewsseeker/strip-club-bouncers-arrested-in-connection-to-downtown-assault.html

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Nearly $7K stolen, woman tied up at New Orleans East strip club

http://www.fox8live.com/story/27641597/nearly-7k-stolen-woman-tied-up-at-new-orleans-east-strip-club

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PL PSA

3 new articles posted

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Water Shot

How would you respond if you found out a dancer was given a shot of water instead of the liquor you ordered? I ordered two shots of Patron for me and the sexy dancer that was sitting next to me.…

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Did I play my cards right?

Hello everyone! First post on this site. My buddy recently got married and before his wedding we had a bachelor party to celebrate. We ended up going to a strip cub to end the night. This particular club closes at…

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OTC from hell

You find a girl in the club and go for an OTC date. You are back in your hotel room, she removes her clothes, and ...... She's a guy! What happens next? Here's what one guy did:…

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How do I find porn stars SC schedules?

What is the best way to find a schedule for porn stars when they do the SC circuit? I haven't had much luck with their websites or social media accounts, so I just periodically check clubs within driving distance, but…

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pictures of clubs and dancers

The duke is starting to take pictures of clubs inside and out along with the dancers....if you love shit like this follow me on my social media pages fb & Ig #juiceboxjackie Also no more shit reviews...papi chulo inspiring....more detail and…

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Sleep Overs

No not with fellow tuskers...although im sure rickyboy would love to sleep over with a bouncer or management lol.. How many like the idea after OTC sex your girl stay the rest of the night with you free of charge ? My…

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Baby girl born in Nashville strip club parking lot

I was glad to learn that the mother was not a stripper getting off her shift. http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/local/2014/12/15/baby-girl-born-nashville-strip-club-parking-lot/20449281/

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Windows and Apple

I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

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a proverb about strippers

Don't chase just replace

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more smart talkin

Never trust atoms... They make up everything.

Kind Things for Strippers this Holiday Season

There are several different acts of kindness that you can bestow on your favorite stripper this Christmas, but what about the other dancers on the floor? Keep this list in mind when thinking of what to get a Stripper this holiday that will make her feel extra special: For the broke strippers- Do you know a stripper who is always complaining about her lack of wages? Even if these strippers are not the ones that you usually get lap dances from, use the spirit of giving to give a little back to these gals. A gift basket with various toiletries would be very welcome for these broke strippers. Items to include: deodorant, body spray, condoms, hand sanitizer, baby wipes, tampons.…

Dear Club Owner: A letter and story for the season PART 1

Happy Holidays, fellow TUSCL members! It's the perfect time of year to create a wish list and talk about strip clubs past, so I figured I'd combine the two, though in two separate articles. I'll start with another "dead" club history since it helps frame the 2015 wish list. Separation of church, state and club Sometimes being first isn't best (sorry, Ricky Bobby). Twenty years ago, west of the city of Akron, in a small town called Norton, a businessman opened one of the first strip clubs (a bikini bar) in the area. The Nest sat just off Route 216, a main thoroughfare, though it was also tucked away in a rural setting. The Nest had two floors of action, and…

Dear Club Owner: A letter and story for the season PART 2

Now that you know the Nest's story, let's put some of those lessons to work. Note: Many of my list items apply to lower level clubs, but collectively the list might have something for everyone (I hope). Dear Club Owner: Thanks for a good 2014, and I look forward to an even better 2015. But you and I need to talk. See, we have a problem that needs addressed. Like most customers, I'm by no means a rich man, but I have disposable income every month I put aside just for clubbing. Usually it's $300-$500--sometimes much more. I'd really like to drop all that in your club. Apparently, you've decided to give me one reason after another to pocket that cash and spend…

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shadow new edge

Anybody notice shadow getting edgy width comments ? " It wouldn't bother me a bit to take any kind of female to my favorite club. It would show those bitches that I don't need them. :) I say go for it." Has…

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Yelp vs TUSCL reviews

I was browsing the yelp reviews of my local clubs. Had a good laugh, because they're basically the opposite of "correct" rankings. Yelp is largely for casual goers, and the reviews are at least 60% by girls. There's also the…

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I trust you

What's the biggest sign of trust a stripper has ever shown you? For me, there was this stripper I had gotten dances from once on a previous visit. Flash forward to this visit and I was tipping her on stage along…

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Bringing an escort to a stripclub?

Ok my fellow mongers - I'd like to get your opinion on this. An out of town escort that I have been dying to see is here in town for a few days and I am set to see her…

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The Night Before XXXmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the club All the dancers were moving, their boobs and their hips keeping time at the hub. The PLs were snuggled with beers in their hands While strippers with boobies increased their demands. The stockings were…

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Finally, a lawyer you can get behind

Here ya go Shadowcat, a new lawyer! http://abovethelaw.com/2014/12/porn-star-passes-most-difficult-bar-exam-in-the-country/