No valet (never is), no cover...

No valet (never is), no cover charge, no coat check. $3 beer. Stopped by hoping to see Angelique, formerly of H8S, but she was not there. There were about 10 customers, but only about 5 dancers. If there were more, I never saw them. I grabbed my beer from the hot bartender, and I didn't see any waitresses. After a whole song of standing there, she got around to me.

I sat at the stage to see a completely disinterested brunette dancer. I never got her name, but I would say she was a 7. She was covered in tattoos, but had a nice body, sexy outfit, sexy makeup, and nice hair. Next up was Lenae. She is an older dancer, maybe 40, with dirty blond, shoulder-length hair, and big bolt-ons. She was weird in that she had no makeup on. If she did, it was only cover up as she had no color, and definitely no eye makeup. I have to say, I was impressed with her slim and fit body, and if she was 40, she wasn't bad.

Her breasts looked really nice, until she started doing tricks with them. By tricks I mean she was rotating them around, and making them bounce up and down, all without using her hands. I actually would have gotten a dance with her, just to play with her boobs. After I tipped her she started trying to impress me with her moves, and completely kicked my beer right off the rail table. I think I might have had 3 sips before that. Lenae got off stage and landed with one of her regulars.