A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th wedding anniversary and my wife told me I was going to have the best sex of my life tonight." The owner says, "And you want to buy her a pet as a present?" The man says, "No, I'm just killing time until the strip club across the street opens up."
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Joke of the Day
Feb 17, 2015, 4:15 AM
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Brilliant jokes! I have one.
Why did my ex dump me a week before Valentine's day?
Because the bitch wanted to be the Devil's bride!
It's funny because it's true!
@forgot I think it would have been funnier if you had said
A bitch wanted to be the Devil'so bride so what did she do? Dump me a week before Valentine's Day.
Then you get the shock factor, plus people get the truth behind it all at once Without having to explain it's true. Sound like you're maybe in your early 20's. You have time to get funnier
LOL !!!!
Great stuff!
Great stuff
Thanks for starting my day off right.
Q: What's the one food that makes most women lose 90% of their interest in sex within 10 years?
A: Her wedding cake.