Raids

Most of the time LE presence is very rare at the clubs I frequent. When LE is present, most of the time it's the Liquor Control Commission trying to catch the club in a violation. I only know of one or two times where undercover cops have been in a club the same time I was and looking for prostitution violations. They were so obvious I can't imagine even the dumbest stripper getting caught.

That said, there was one time I was in the dance booth with a fav and a couple of uniformed cops came into the club investigating a fight in the parking lot or something. The dancer immediately started trying to pull my dick out, telling me she thought it would be hot to fuck while the cops were wandering around. I don't think anything got that girl hotter than risky situations.

In general LE is more interested in harassing clubs than customers. Honestly you never know who that guy you bust might be or be friends with.

I also have a feeling very few guys do extras openly in the middle of a club. I assume even in Detroit there's a certain degree of discretion expected. It's the reason guys here talk about how OTC is usually better than ITC.

Ideally no one should be watching you get your freak on too closely. Even if he's not LE, that's still creepy if a guy is staring.

If the female cop is hot ask her for a bj

@JamesSD Honestly you never know who that guy you bust might be or be friends with.

Good point. At the first hearing during my divorce I realized I'd see the judge at my favorite club.

If I even give it a thought, I just tell myself it's only a misdemeanor.

Raids? We don't care about no stinking raids!

Actually the first time I ever got a BBBJ in a club was 90 minutes after the vice squad raided the place and cited 50 dancers and customers. The good ole Memphis Platinum Plus.

But I'm like chandler. What's the worst that could happen. A night in jail and/or a $500 fine?

I've never been in a club when it was raided.

I don't think they happen that often. When they do happen, people talk about it and I'm sure it settles down for a while. But then it's right back to business as usual... At least that's been my experience here in Detroit.

CrazyJoe "if the female cop is hot ask her for a bj" that's fucking brilliant! LOL!

Only once did someone walking into VIP on me. Turned out the AC control was in our booth. She didn't miss a beat, but when he left she told me something about the AC, but she couldn't talk well with her mouth full.

Mugshot and name showing up on Google search would suck

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. (and running out of bacon)

Depending upon the club, I might worry about the bouncer walking in during VIP extras. But worrying about a LE raid is right up there with worrying about Ebola outbreaks.

I figured you'd only find the most dedicated cops on perv row, waiting to bust dancers for exposing their butt cracks.

Private areas with locking door.

Following up on how's comment, most of my extras occur behind a locked door in one of several Washington Park (ESL) dive bars. On my list of things to worry about, a vice raid ranks below catching herpes from a handjob, or getting shot by a thug wielding an AK-47 in the parking lot of Club 390.

Yeah, SmokeyBear's watching out for us, y'know.

"On my list of things to worry about, a vice raid ranks below catching herpes from a handjob, or getting shot by a thug wielding an AK-47 in the parking lot of Club 390."

Ats funny. But aren't the AK47s at Atlantis? I want to make sure that I've got all of my delusional fear scenarios in order.