libbicini's post about Iraqi strippers got me thinking. I think Iraqi strippers would suck. I'd rather have hot Ukranian strippers. A lot of eastern european chicks like to take it up their ass! I like hot blondes that take it up the ass! They're brilliant!
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last commentYou know who didn't take it up the ass? My bitch ex! But now she's dating the Devil and I'm sure he's fucking her asshole every night! Brilliant!
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I'm sure if you talk to your local human trafficker they should be able to hook you up locally or arrange a sex tourism trip that meets the bill.
Ukraine is one fucked up place and I think you'll find that about the people. No idea why they think it's worth fighting a war over.
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Big D,I would love to exchange Pete Carrol for that Jordanian pilot,but there is a Ukraine down here that rocks socks.
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Tumblingdice I'm not sure what you mean but that's OK! All I meant is that I like hot blondes that take it up the ass. Who doesn't? They're brilliant!
Dougster I don't want to get mixed up with traffickers but I would like to hire an Eastern European hooker. Since the bitch left me for her fucking devil of a new boyfriend I've been so fucking horny I could explode! And that's not brilliant I can tell you!
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Wipe! All I'm getting at is how can be so thrown by a set of nipples?The next weather report is right around the corner.Fucking growing tired of this shit.
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Speaking of Ukrainians theres a hot one at PP Cola. I just don't like her hair color.
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Briliant
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brilliant=smart talk=lame act
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Bitter much?
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For a Ukrainian, taking it up the ass might bring up bad memories of the invasion of the Crimea.
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I've fucked a few of them, very nice they were too. There's quite a few of them in London working as escorts.
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I'd take the Ukrainian!
Have you ever seen arab porn...yikes talk about no muscle tone. 20 year olds are either skin and bone or jello. No wonder those msulim assholes start raping their daughters at 9 because they are used up by 15 and then they go back to goat fucking.
The middle east where men are murdering cowards and sheep have sore asses!
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That's brilliant Londonguy!
I've never seen Arab porn Tiredtraveller. I'm sure some Arab women must be hot but under the fucking Burka who the fuck knows! Give me a hot blonde willing to wear next to nothing and take it up the ass in the bedroom! Brilliant!
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Tumblingdice I'm not sure what you mean. Did you think I was thrown by a set of nipples? I like tits a lot but I'm not sure I'm thrown by them.
I'm just trying to stay happy. I wish I wasn't just kicked to the fucking curb. I guess that set of nipples fucked with my head. But whatever. Just need to find a new place to stay and spend the rest of my days fucking hookers!
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You don't need strippers or hookers. You need Ritalin.
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Lopaw I have no idea what that means! I hope I haven't offended you because I'm just here to have a little fun and cheer myself up!
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Not Ritalin, salt peter.
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Ritalin = medication for hyperactivity/ADD. In the Speed family.
Problem with getting a Ukrainian girl is that out of nowhere a Russian guy will show up to claim with a straight face that she was with him all along and ask what are you gonna do about it... ;) (seriously, I wonder how's the environment at NYC strip club dressing rooms between the Russian gals and those from the rest of the former Bloc these days...)
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OT: Ukrainians and Russians are culturally more similar than English, Welsh and Scots. Both Ukraine and Russia have lame corrupt governments right now. It would be to their mutual advantage to come together under one good government, to create a strong country with both food and energy independence.
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The Russians are surely but steadily creating a 'path' to Crimea right through Ukraine. The Baltics are next. That's what happens when you park your tanks on somebody else's doorstep.
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wipe is a dim bulb, certainly not "Brilliant!"
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