A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?
mikeya02
With a can opener, open a can of peas,
Sprinkle the peas around the hole,
When the polar bear comes to take a pea,
You kick him in the ice-hole
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It's both!
The dentist.
A polar bear walks into a bar and
says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum........................................
.........................................
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.......and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
The bartender looks up...
He says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"