With a saw, cut a hole in the ice,
With a can opener, open a can of peas,
Sprinkle the peas around the hole,
When the polar bear comes to take a pea,
You kick him in the ice-hole
A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?
With a saw, cut a hole in the ice,
With a can opener, open a can of peas,
Sprinkle the peas around the hole,
When the polar bear comes to take a pea,
You kick him in the ice-hole
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Brilliant!!!!
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I love the "brilliant" guy!
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Should I say LOL or brilliant? :)
It's both!
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Thank you Diva1975! Is that your pic? You look brilliant!
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Yes that is me thank you!
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth.
The dentist.
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A polar bear walks into a bar and
says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum........................................
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.......and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
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^^^^ these are my kind of jokes...funny
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Juice walks into a bar holding a duck and a bucket of KFC......
The bartender looks up...
He says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"
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I have no idea what the duck and bucket of KFC joke means but the rest of this is just brilliant!
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