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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

Tuesday, February 17, 2015 11:24 AM
With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole, When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole

12 comments

  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    Lol
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    Brilliant!!!!
  • Diva1975
    9 years ago
    I love the "brilliant" guy!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Should I say LOL or brilliant? :) It's both!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Thank you Diva1975! Is that your pic? You look brilliant!
  • Diva1975
    9 years ago
    Yes that is me thank you!
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth. The dentist.
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum........................................ ......................................... ......................................... .......and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    ^^^^ these are my kind of jokes...funny
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Juice walks into a bar holding a duck and a bucket of KFC...... The bartender looks up... He says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo? A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    I have no idea what the duck and bucket of KFC joke means but the rest of this is just brilliant!
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