A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?

mikeya02
With a saw, cut a hole in the ice,
With a can opener, open a can of peas,
Sprinkle the peas around the hole,

When the polar bear comes to take a pea,
You kick him in the ice-hole

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motorhead
10 years ago
Lol
sclvr5005
10 years ago
Brilliant!!!!
Diva1975
10 years ago
I love the "brilliant" guy!
4got2wipe
10 years ago
Should I say LOL or brilliant? :)

It's both!
4got2wipe
10 years ago
Thank you Diva1975! Is that your pic? You look brilliant!
Diva1975
10 years ago
Yes that is me thank you!
motorhead
10 years ago
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth.

The dentist.
motorhead
10 years ago

A polar bear walks into a bar and
says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum........................................

.........................................

.........................................

.......and coke."

The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
mikeya02
10 years ago
^^^^ these are my kind of jokes...funny
mikeya02
10 years ago
Juice walks into a bar holding a duck and a bucket of KFC......
The bartender looks up...
He says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

lopaw
10 years ago
Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"
4got2wipe
10 years ago
I have no idea what the duck and bucket of KFC joke means but the rest of this is just brilliant!
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