With a saw, cut a hole in the ice, With a can opener, open a can of peas, Sprinkle the peas around the hole,
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, You kick him in the ice-hole
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A joke for brilliant guy....how do you catch a polar bear?
Feb 17, 2015, 11:24 AM
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Brilliant!!!!
I love the "brilliant" guy!
Should I say LOL or brilliant? :)
It's both!
Thank you Diva1975! Is that your pic? You look brilliant!
Yes that is me thank you!
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth.
The dentist.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Rum........................................
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.......and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
^^^^ these are my kind of jokes...funny
Juice walks into a bar holding a duck and a bucket of KFC...... The bartender looks up... He says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo? A: "Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!"
I have no idea what the duck and bucket of KFC joke means but the rest of this is just brilliant!
Lol