Best lines from the hottest dancers

A funny one was I had one really smoking hot Columbian dancer tell me her name then say that I would forget and not remember her name in 5 minutes. Aftershe talked about other stuff for a while she said knock knock...whose there...see I told you that you wouldnt remember

2nd part of the question: Did she live up to her word if you got dances from her?

I went to VIP with the 9, but there were no body shots. The 10 did indeed play with my dick.

One asked if I wanted to test drive her in the back. She said she still had the new boob smell. I took her back just because she made me laugh. I barely brushed her boob with my hand and she started yelling at me saying she was a princess and expected to be treated like one. One and done...

Often the best looking ones just let their looks do the talking for them.

"So you enjoyed the music?", she said to me as she came over after she got off the stage. She danced to Rammstein's "Du Hast". I asked how she knew. She said I seemed more into the song then her. Not a chance!!! One of the very few Asian dancers I ever see in South Florida. Still my ATF and that was from close to 20 years ago.

In a club that used to allow extras but is now quite chaste, a 9 came up to me and introduced herself thus: "Wanna fuck?" I accepted.

In a different club in a different city, a 9+ gave me an "unspoken" clever line: she used her tongue against the inside of her cheek to imitate/suggest my dick in her mouth, and accompanied that gesture with a questioning but inviting look in the eyes. I accepted.

One of my club faves when I first met her told me "You're lucky I grabbed you. I'm the best looking girl here and I give the best lap dances." Usually this is a setup for disappointment but she made good on it. This girl is bar none the hottest of my club faves but her club sucks. On a side note, don't you love it when a girl's you've never met tells you "I'll give you the best lap dance you've ever had !" And you want to say "Wow, you're going to be a better fuck than the last girl was?!?!"

A week ago I was in VIP with a 9 and she asked me "what would you like to do?" And she followed through.

Last week. Breasts were a 10, face was an 8, so she averaged out to a 9. Her first words to me were "I love the taste of cum, what flavor is yours."

Turned out this was mostly just a tease that she uses with all guys apparently. I did eventually end up cumming in her mouth, but only after lots of negotiation and me reoeatedly refusing her vague promises of a good time. With most guys she uses that line to hook them and they wrongfully assume that this is a promise of a Bbbj in VIP.

"what would you like to do?" That is some customer service right there, I wish more strippers were customer service oriented.

A unknown dancer once came up behind me, slowly kissed the back of my neck, and whispered in my ear that she would love to spend time with me. I turned around and took a look. Probably a 7 in looks and I proceeded to spend the evening with her. That damn neck thing works better on me than a standard stripper handshake.

The place : Gentleman's Club Charlotte NC

I had a dancer whisper in my ear almost as soon as she sat down: 'If we go to VIP I'll let you put it in my ass'. I laughed at her and asked her I don't pay before the dance in case she is BSing me. When she got all POed when I asked her ass was as stretched out as her pussy ? Another dancer I had been seeing had clued me in that she was a ROB.

Who cares. "Wanna dance" is fine with me coming from a hot dancer in a good mood who's looking for high repeat business.

I was talking to a dancer while sitting at the bar at flight club in detroit... And after about 45 minutes I said "I guess I better take you to the VIP, what would you like to do," and she responded, "some girls give lap dances, but I like to fuck." Negotiations were tough on price and she charged me more than the going rate, but luckily it was well worth it in the end.

shai,

She charged extra for "in the end"! :)

One of the hottest girls in the club told me if the price was right, she would come over and dust, and would make me eggplant parmesan. Sounded awesome, but I did not pursue it.

During a dance she moaned ... "you make my pussy so wet baby"

Turned out to be one of the best for me as well ;)

I just don't remember what they said. I do remember some really hot bodies though. I haven't had any dances from 9's in quite a while. Even if a 9 wanted to dance for me, she'd probably skip me because of a number of other dancers getting to me first. I've been wondering if I should try to get free more often but I enjoy dancers sitting on my lap as long as they look ok and don't stink.

Years ago at the old Rumors SC outside of Cincinnati I was approached by a smoking hot 18 year old during her first shift there. It was a slow Wednesday day shift and i was probably the only customer under 50 in the club. After her first stage set she came over and sat down and instantly gave me proper stripper handshake. She then leaned over and whispered in my ear.

"I just turned 18 and none of the boys at school can manage to make it past me giving them a blow job to fuck me. I just took this job so i could finally lose my virginity. Can you help me with that?"

When we got to the vip before i could even sit down she instantly pulled down my pants and shoved me onto the couch. She then leaned in and whispered "$2000 up front." I told her she was as crazy as she was hot if she thought I was going to give her $2000. She got pissy and walked out. If that really was her first day as a stripper she really was a natural born ROB.

whodey - Not only a ROB but a dumb one at that. She should have asked before you went to VIP if you had $2K.

Shadowcat i know that now but at the time I was young dumb and full of cum. I was only 17 and using my brother's id to get in. I thought my dreams were going to come true. I learned very quickly to always negotiate up front if I'm expecting more than a dance.

The most memorably lines so far occurred at the same club from two different dancers about 15 years ago.

The first dancer said, "I am the best dancer you'll find in the club, and to prove it I'll dance for you for three songs and if you don't like it, I'll give you a full refund." She was hot, so I agreed, and ended up getting 3 sets of 3 for 50 from her.

The second time occurred a few months later. This new dancer sat down next to me at my table and said something to the effect of, "I bet I can get you hard before the next song starts without touching your cock." She succeeded, and right before the next song started she asked, "now why don't we go in the back for some real fun."