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What is it you really want from your strip club visit?

I guess everybody who goes into a strip club goes for different reasons. Some guys just want to have a few laughs with their buddies and look at all the lovelies shaking their assets. Some guys want more.…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

In a word, this place is...

In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also unattractive (again, so…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

The St. James Club is out...

The St. James Club is out of the way if you're in central Houston. It's way up north beyond the North Beltway, but its definitely worth the drive. The club is clean (as…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon,...

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon, there were about 6-8 dancers there. Some are in the 7-8 range, but most are in the 5 and below. Fortunately both Shy and Autumn were working…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Taxi driver suggested this place to...

Taxi driver suggested this place to my buddy and I as a must go to place if looking to have some real fun. Boy was he right! In a quiet area of town,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I have been this club a...

I have been this club a few times in the past. Recently went again. A lot of the hotties I had seen in the past are not there anymore (Mia, mica and some others). There…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I hadn't been to centerfolds in...

I hadn't been to centerfolds in a few months. There's one girl I always come back get see, and a few I settle for if she's not there. The day shift girls at centerfolds are…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I stopped in on Valentine's Day....

I stopped in on Valentine's Day. I thought I had wasted a trip from Indy because when I arrived there was only one girl at the club. I waited about an hour and slowly the club…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I travel to Philadelphia on business...

I travel to Philadelphia on business several times a year. I used to go to Christine's on occasion. So I decided to checkout Vanity on recent visits. The physical layout of the club is almost…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped by legends in the...

I stopped by legends in the afternoon one day this week. They are now open for dayshift (12pm to 7pm. Night shift is 7pm to 2am). Club wasn't very busy but that was probably because this…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Not a bad place overall, kind...

Not a bad place overall, kind of a party scene more than an actual gentlemen's club in my opinion, at least more so than the clubs I'm used to. The dancers are friendly enough, they…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

First time at strip clubs in...

First time at strip clubs in Orlando and almost didn't even bother due to the no contact rules but was talked into going by a friend. $10 cover and a decent amount of good looking…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not too much has changed at...

Not too much has changed at OG, at least at night. OG use to be one of the best clubs in Vegas. Unfortunately, those days are over. This is now a club just slightly above…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

This was my first time at...

This was my first time at this club and I am not sure if I will come back. While the beer is reasonably priced at $3. The fact that I wasn't a regular made…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I'd just landed, got a rental...

I'd just landed, got a rental and as I'm heading for the highway, saw the big red sign that I'd heard about on social media. GREAT. The lady up front was very nice and the interior…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

With 20 dollar laps, a bit...

With 20 dollar laps, a bit of a gem on the MA/CT border on I-395. I don't get down here often enough, but it's worth the trip. Big parking lot behind the building. Bar on the…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped into Bigfoot on a Tuesday...

Stopped into Bigfoot on a Tuesday night hoping that my ATF Zoey was working. She was not, but I decided to stick around anyway. Another dancer I enjoy, Rose was working. Usually there is a…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

This was my third or fourth...

This was my third or fourth trip to Mickeys during the day. Typical $5 Bud lights in a can, local older dancers with one girl in her late 20s, the rest in 30s and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts is my kind of club...

Bogarts is my kind of club and I would recommend it highly. Cover is $5 and my diet coke is $6. You walk in and there is a large stage with two smaller side stages…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I made another visit to the...

I made another visit to the Hole late on Saturday afternoon. I think I was close to a shift change because it was like tumbleweeds inside. No customers and dancers were eating or playing with…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to VGC for the first...

Went to VGC for the first time with a couple of friends. It was a lot nicer than I thought it would be based on the neighborhood. Drinks are about normal pricewise, the service was…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've gone to P10 more times...

I've gone to P10 more times than I would care to admit mostly during day shift. The girls range from "eh" to "Damn!" with all ranges in between, but generally pretty good. You…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Visited this club on a rainy...

Visited this club on a rainy Monday evening. Very nice decor and well laid out club. Standard drink bar with a few good craft beers and some good booze. They had a…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I dropped by SR on Friday...

I dropped by SR on Friday afternoon. Not many cars in the parking lot. About 5$entry fee. Almost no one inside. I went to the bar to get a drink because…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

I actually went by Vics twice,...

I actually went by Vics twice, once on a Friday after work and once on Monday after work. I'll review the Friday and mention the Monday. So, I saw some of the previous reviews and decided…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

The Ritz is a club that...

The Ritz is a club that has undergone a lot of changes in the last couple of years. It has been consistently the best club in south Houston for many years. It is a…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Things have been on the down...

Things have been on the down swing at this club of late. It is a Latin club with Latin music and almost all Hispanic dancers, most of whom have very limited English skills. Lately, they have been…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Oh how the mighty have fallen! This...

Oh how the mighty have fallen! This used to be one of the busiest clubs in the country with some of the hottest dancers and wild times available. Now it is a faint shadow of its former…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

A couple of hot women when...

A couple of hot women when I visited, but that's it. The ghetto djs and security look to have scared a lot of women away. And not as many customers were there like in the…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

This club is now by far...

This club is now by far the top-notch club in Houston as far as dancer quality goes. There is no other club in Houston which comes close. Actually, there is no club in…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This is not the place it...

This is not the place it once was. A long time ago it was terrific. The girls were all winners. An epic bonner was guaranteed and, if you were willing to open your…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

I know that thursday night is...

I know that thursday night is hit or miss, but this club has bigger issues. I arrived around 9 and they had 2 very bored dancers as nodoby was in the club. It is BYOB,…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

I hadn't been here in quite...

I hadn't been here in quite a while, so I thought I'd check it out. I was very pleasantly surprised. After paying the cover (I am not a member), I sat at a…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Dreams is a decent find but...

Dreams is a decent find but can be hit or miss. Only reviewing night shift here. Can't really beat 5 dollar dances from legit 7-to-9's but you will get some air mixed into your experience.…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in the area. The place is a little run down but the bathrooms are decent, unlike other clubs / bars in the area. Most of the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went on a thursday afternoon a...

Went on a thursday afternoon a few weeks ago. Not that many girls working as far as I could tell. A couple were overweight, and two skinny girls with butterfaces. I had two…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best strip clubs I've visited. I arrived around 6 pm to just check it out before i went for dinner. It was a weekday so not as busy but there…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time in Indianapolis. I tried...

First time in Indianapolis. I tried Dancers first but they wanted to scan my ID which was a no go for me so instead of lunch there I went to Brad's after I had finished…

Pussycat Lounge

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Pussycat is the best STRIPCLUB in...

Pussycat is the best STRIPCLUB in Tel aviv. The vibes that u get is sensual elegant and luxury. A lot of sexy and beutiful girls that doing excellet service,also the bartenders and whaitresses, some of…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I took a hotel shuttle to...

I took a hotel shuttle to check out the Crazy Horse. I've been to Cleveland a few times for work and had never set foot in the place. Monday night, no cover. There were a…

Expose

San Diego, California

Would not recommend. I could probably just...

Would not recommend. I could probably just leave my review at that, but I’ll elaborate. I arrived just before Midnight Friday night. Cover was $20 which included a VIP card that will make it $10 if…

Vanity Factory

San Antonio, Texas

For those that don't know -...

For those that don't know - this was the club that used to be Some Beach. Was at Sugar's and from the decoration outside it looked like a major change. Parking was ok…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

This place is always consistent -...

This place is always consistent - the facility is maintained and they have a variety of girls. On my most recent visit I had an interesting encounter with a relatively new entertainer. She…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Another adventure to the Hugger. Came...

Another adventure to the Hugger. Came in relatively early for me, a nice 11:30 visit. Got a beverage and settled into a "comfy" chair at the end of the stage. By comfy, of course, I…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

There were fourteen dancers (four 8's,...

There were fourteen dancers (four 8's, mostly 7's, and a few 6's with a 25/75 ebony to ivory ratio) and about twenty five customers when I arrived. Familiar dancers were Desire, Envy, Holly, Jewels,…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

First trip back here in over...

First trip back here in over 10 years on a recent trip to Atlanta. I like the funky layout of the club. The coolest thing was the dancer who move from one of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

First time visiting on an early...

First time visiting on an early afternoon. Been to this clubs on weekend nights and it usually crowded and has the best girls. I knew I shouldn't expect the same on a 2pm visit but…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Went to Venom on a late...

Went to Venom on a late night. I expected a larger crowd on Valentines day arived a little after midnight. Entrance extremely professional. Nice looking and well stocked bar. Tvs on back wall…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

First off the club is really...

First off the club is really easy to find and get to. It's located right alongside a major highway and has plenty of parking. The staff is also very friendly and helpful. Cover charge is…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

I've never been to a South...

I've never been to a South Carolina club before. This club is small but very polished and cleaned. It could use a few touches here and there, but you can tell that lots of effort…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Worst one ever! I pay $30...

Worst one ever! I pay $30 dollars for a private dance once we got in the room, the dancer ask me for a $60 dollars tip for a second "free song" when I said it…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

hk can be average to very...

hk can be average to very good to a 9 or 10 depending on the night and the girls who are working that night. tend to think fridays and saturdays are the best nights.…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I've been here a few other...

I've been here a few other times and had the time of my life here about 6-8 months ago. Since then I haven't had as much luck or fun. First and foremost, even though…

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strip club athem for the board members of tuscl

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if you like spinners this is a must watch music video

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Largest City/Metro Area Without a Strip Club

What do you think is the largest city or metro area in the United States to not have a strip club? Off the top of my head, I'd guess Provo, UT (116,288) or Las Cruces, NM (101,324).

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Crazy Horse Saloon reopening in Atlanta

Per Showbars.com the club is now hiring all positions for opening this spring. I'm looking forward to it. It used to be a fun club and will be the closest club to where I live.

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Asymmetric bosoms

Have you ever seen a stripper with tits of noticeably different sizes? Would that be a deal-breaker? At one of my regular clubs, there was a dancer a while back whose titties were very different in size.…

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My local strip club gave away free dances this Valentine's day

What did your clubs do ?

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NBA All-Star Game

So...no one watches the slam-dunk contest anymore, so they've jumped the shark and are having a fashion show. How gay is that? The host is pretty hot though. Nice tits. It's currently on TNT.

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ATF Reunion

Questions: Has anyone lost touch with an ATF and then reconnected months or years later? If so, how did it go? Can you return to former glory, or is it best to just let her be in…

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OT: Wrestlers Entrance Music

If you were a WWE, TNA, etc, wrestler, what would your entrance music be? Channel your inner 11 yr old, open up a can of whoopass, and let em fly.

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Fucking things you shouldn't

Theprofitjuice should be a warning to all. This is what happens when you live on a farm too long without proper companionship and start fucking the livestock.

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Another 2AMer

http://www.abc12.com/story/28109532/triple-stabbing-overnight-at-flint-gentlemens-club (02/14/15)-A triple stabbing at a Flint gentlemen's club leaves three people in the hospital. Flint police responded to the call at Teasers on Grand Traverse street, around 2 Saturday morning. We don't yet know the victims' conditions.

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How should a Stripper Approach You?

This following question is mainly for customers who do not have a regular "You walk in a strip club, you go and take a seat.. how do you want a stripper to approach you? What is it that she should…

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small breast

I have small breast, A-cup. Will that be a disadvantage for me? What size do you prefer & why?

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Anyone into fucking pigs? Or making bacon?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2952095/Woman-couldn-t-sex-cured-thanks-pioneering-surgery-using-PIG-intestine.html

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Valentines question

Just saw this on a billboard for a jewelry store. "Will you ----- me?" How do you guys fill in the blank for the woman in your life this Valentine's Day?

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What's the right answer?

Dancer: would you like a lap dance? Me: thanks but no. Dancer: what? Me: (thinking she just didn't hear me over the music) No thank you. Dancer: why? Me: What? Dancer: why don't you want a dance with me? Two choices here: Lie. "I'm just…

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18 Ways to Seriously Anger a Stripper

http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/how-to-piss-off-a-stripper-thrillist-nation?vc=4014 I've done some of these things, like fall asleep.

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strip clubs and addictive behaviour

For me clubbing is like a drug so i know im struggling with addiction and fight to enjoy my hobby without it destroying my life..balanced is key Take tonight...I've been saving up for a big Champaign room with my new local…

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on topic 2014 documentary a must see

BBC Louis Theroux - Louis and the Brothel: http://youtu.be/C-T-qjKSYgM My source its a must see documentary on Nevada brothels

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Back at my favorite club again....

Back at my favorite club again. I rolled in on Thursday a little after 9. Surprisingly there was no one at the cash register, so I didn't pay no cover. Usually at 9 is when…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I had not been to Blue...

I had not been to Blue Moon for a few months and decided to stop in a few Tuesdays ago. A few years ago, the night shift was better, but the day shift seems to…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I decided to go into...

I decided to go into Coliseum after I left work at 3 on Friday. When I arrived it was pretty empty. Only a handful of guys with girls already at their booths / tables.…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

This review actually covers a Friday...

This review actually covers a Friday night and a Tuesday night. I didn't find any big difference between the two. First, location is right downtown in the peninsula so very convenient. It's a pretty dive…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Key thing to now right now...

Key thing to now right now (at least since my first visit in November) is that there is no cover charge in the evening and dances are $10 on Mon, Tues, Wed. You don't need…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs. I prefer Dreamgirls to the upstairs because I don't really drink too much anymore. The best dances are usually from Madison, but star is fun and friendly too.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Stopped by this club on a...

Stopped by this club on a weekday afternoon not expecting too much. I was able to get in just before the 1pm cutoff for free admission, however drink charge still applies. The have a special…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday afternoon. It was very slow with few patrons and few dancers. The parking is adequate with parking in both the front and the back. The club itself…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Went into the club on a...

Went into the club on a Monday afternoon, Read an earlier review that says don’t go at this time (after I had) and have to agree, it was pretty dead. Having…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

It's hard to rate this club,...

It's hard to rate this club, because last time I was there is was almost empty. The layout if fine -- large, oval bar around dance area, with tables on the side, a lap dance…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visited this club during week in...

Visited this club during week in January 2015. Free admission for me because it was still early. Same type of regular customers hanging around (drinking and playing games). Ladies are still hit and miss on…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I haven't been to the in...

I haven't been to the in in 2 or so months. I have to say that one of the female bartenders/owner can be very rude. She is constantly mad regardless of what day…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

The place is very inexpensive: it...

The place is very inexpensive: it had a $20 cover which includes unlimited beer. $25 for lab dances. VIP rooms get into the $100+ range. There are only two stages there, one…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

Came in on a Wednesday night....

Came in on a Wednesday night. Kinda a slow quiet night, which was nice. Saw about 6-8 dancers and about the same amount of customers. 2-3 black dancers the rest white. Ranged anywhere from 4-8…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

This club is down to earth...

This club is down to earth - drink specials ($2 Lienies bottles), friendly girls, lots of contact when tipping on stage or for a $20 topless dance. I like heavy/thick/chubby girls so this club was…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I can't help but wonder if...

I can't help but wonder if Tootsie's is a kind of economic barometer. I have always appreciated this club for what is, the largest, most customer friendly club that I have ever seen. I have…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Renovations complete since my last visit...

Renovations complete since my last visit with bathrooms and layout much improved. Draft beers still a good value at $3.50. The club has a pretty laid back feel as dancers are friendly, but…

Mile High Saloon

Casper, Wyoming

Went in this past Thursday and...

Went in this past Thursday and I wasn't impressed. I've been coming here off and on for the past few years and it's always the same local girls, never any new talent. They only have…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Made a return visit to Club...

Made a return visit to Club Risque NE on a Friday night. The small parking lot in front was packed but it was not over crowded inside. Greeted by friendly staffer at the door. Patted…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I was in town for a...

I was in town for a work trip and decided to stop by. It has a nice parking lot with decent lighting and easy to find. The building was in decent shape.…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

For those that are used to...

For those that are used to Utah strip clubs, this club isn't bad. I enjoy going there for lunch and a show. For those not used to Utah clubs, it's horrible. Utah laws are VERY…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Being back in PHX, time for...

Being back in PHX, time for lunch and a rumor my ATF Mustang had been spotted back at Christie's on a Thursday afternoon a couple weeks ago, I popped over for lunch. still $5 cover time…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

ENTER THE CHAINDOG! I ventured...

ENTER THE CHAINDOG! I ventured up last Saturday night. Again if you do not know where this place is, you will not find it! $ 5 cover and I had to show id…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

Had some time to kill and...

Had some time to kill and stopped by. You can buy a wristband for the Lapdance side of the room or stick to a nominal cover for view only side. Really weird way to handle…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

I went with a couple of...

I went with a couple of buddies to this club on the north side of Denver. It's in a decent area with plenty of parking. My buddy knew one of the waitresses so we were…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I have been able to slip away to my favorite club here in town. So I made up for lost time this afternoon. The St. James was actually…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I had to try out a...

I had to try out a club recommended by Ranukam and he was spot on with his review as usual. Parking is tight but was not an issue on a Friday afternoon. There was no…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped by the club on...

I stopped by the club on a Thursday. They were having their 80's party. The staff was dressed in 80's outfits and a few dancers. They should have charged 80's prices for food,…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Atlantis continues to be my favorite...

Atlantis continues to be my favorite club in the Area. This night began at Club 390 and ended in Atlantis. I just couldn't stay away. The girls simply allow you to get away with almost…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I will limit this to a...

I will limit this to a review for couples looking for a fun, adult night out. BSC used to be one of our favorite clubs, and we have had exceptional experiences on the floor and in…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went on a Thursday afternoon when...

Went on a Thursday afternoon when work was slow. The cold weather has gotten me stir crazy. Mannnn, this place is still a solid value. Lots of Russians and Latina during the day shift...an Asian…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I have never been...

I have never been to this place before, so I thought I would give it a shot. It was on New Years Eve. I will say that the setup of the…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went to Tootsie's on two separate...

Went to Tootsie's on two separate nights (Wed and Fri) this week. Both visits were memorable in their own way. The first night was rather quiet with very few ladies that actually talked to me.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I visited this place on a...

I visited this place on a thursday night. There were plenty of parking and it wasn't very packed inside. The cover gets you entrance and a non alcoholic drink. I got a…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

This place is usually a hit...

This place is usually a hit or a miss. Went the on a Friday and got there about 10, it wasn't too packed so got to sit at the bar and have a couple drinks.…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in on Wednesday. This was...

Stopped in on Wednesday. This was my first time at Toy chest in years,It was fairly slow, with myself and 5 other patrons. I counted about 5 dancers. When I arrived, a doorman showed me…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

This club is the middle of...

This club is the middle of nowhere. I have been here a few times but really out of the way so don't go very often. The parking is plenty spacious and lots of parking. There…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Went for first time on a...

Went for first time on a slow Friday night. About 10 girls. Sky - gorgeous. Perhaps the hottest dancer I've seen yet. Carmen was also very sexy on stage. A few other cute ones and…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

It's been a while since I...

It's been a while since I went to visit, but figure my experience is still worth sharing. I've been to a few strip clubs around this US and this one really stood out. As a…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

PT's is always one of my...

PT's is always one of my favorite clubs to go to. They have great customer service, beautiful wait staff, amazing dancers... The one area where they have gone down has been allowing dancers…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Lame as you could imagine. Paid...

Lame as you could imagine. Paid for a 2 for one lap dance and my quote unquote stripper never removed an article of clothing. By definition my stripper never stripped. Waste of money! Forget about…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Came in for the first time...

Came in for the first time since they added alcohol, and depending on what you were originally in for, not much appears to have changed, depending on what you came for. So private dances are still…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

checked out the club on a...

checked out the club on a saturday night. i got there about 9pm. it seemed dead. paid the cover $12. they don't serve alcohol, but they have a great selection of drinks. i got a…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

This club is a little hard...

This club is a little hard to get to but very convenient when staying at local hotels. I went in around 10pm and it wasn't very busy. Maybe 1/4 full. Surprisingly there were more girls…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

My first time there - no...

My first time there - no cover, maybe 20 other guests there at 8PM. 2 stages with dancers visiting one after the other. Plenty of others have already described their $2 note trick to make…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

It has been a few weeks...

It has been a few weeks since I been to a SC so I decided t go to Scarlet. The place was almost empty with 5-7 costumers and about 10 dancers. Some of the dancers were…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Paper Moon is a nice enough...

Paper Moon is a nice enough looking club. Parking lot is fine, you walk walk in, pay your cover, and make your way back into the main area. The night I was there, there…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I am a frequent SR client...

I am a frequent SR client and decided to try a nude club for the first time. My choice turned to little darlings as it was the more reliable based on other review. First of all,…

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Do you care about Extra's?

Exactly what is considered extras? Should you let the customer know before VIP if you do not give extras? Do you go to VIP just to receive extras?

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Really upset right now

Need to vent again ( I know this is not stripperweb. Sorry) To me, strippers should make me feel good about myself, not like shit. How ironic that I consider a stripper my CF when I have had more bad times…

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Is it ethical to get dances, etc from a stripper you suspect may be mentally ret

There are a couple of us that have some doubts about 1 dancer at our favorite club. She has a nice body and passable face but her dances are very awkward and she doesn't quite act like a stripper usually…

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Your favorite stripper age

What age is most attractive to you in the club? When I was 40, I was probably most attracted to 18- to 24-year-olds. Now that I'm 60, I gravitate to 25- to 35-year-olds, sometimes to women of 40…

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Your oldest stripper

To the best of your knowledge, who was the oldest stripper to give you a private dance or other ITC attention? I've gotten great dances from a couple of 46-year-olds. One of them was a very fit and…

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PM question

I tried to PM someone on TUSCL and got the message "___ is not accepting your private messages". Does this mean that I'm on his ignore list?

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Embarrassing moments at the strip club

What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in a strip club? I had to think a little bit, but I did remember this one time. I was a little drunk, and I had to take a piss, so I…

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Single Moms

Earlier this week, I had a wonderful girl friend experience with an adorable 22-year-old with a massive natural breasts. Yes, I do sometimes have sex with older women. After the sex was over and we were talking, she tells me…

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2amer conversations

"You do not need pasta. " - Me laying in bed talking to myself at 2:30 in the morning

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Fancy a fuck?

If you asked a stripper that, what kind of reaction do you think you would get?

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San Antonio strip club reviews by YELP

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Best-and-worst-of-San-Antonio-strip-clubs-6076052.php

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Louisiana stripper Angeline Lodice indicted for alleged sexual assault of a mino

Sick. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/la-stripper-indicted-sex-assault-charges-article-1.2113895

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Powerball and Strip Clubs

If you had happened to be lucky enough to win a $580 million Powerball jackpot, how would this affect your clubbing? Several hundred million dollars would be essentially inexhaustible, so you could do whatever you want. So here are two…

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Why I go to Strip Clubs rather than Casinoes

Recently a casino in New Jersey dealt cards at one of their tables that were not shuffled. The players realized it before the dealer, bet heavily and won. The casino went to court to keep its money saying that it…

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Tony Bosch Spent MLB's Money on Luxury Hotels and Strip Clubs, Attorney Claims

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2015/02/tony_bosch_spent_mlbs_money_on_luxury_hotels_strip_clubs_and_had_his_lawyer.php

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Say Goodbye to These!

For fans of Arrested Development: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1alISOTGfE

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OT: European Stocks Rise With DAX Above 11,000 on German Growth Data

Most European indices are flying out of the gate in 2015. The German DAX, for example, hit all time highs this morning: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-02-13/european-index-futures-rise-amid-optimism-on-greek-bailout-talks Now this despite the fact that back in October Stevie-girl was pounding the table about what a dire situation…

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Skeet Removal

I went to a top 100 club tonight. According to the TUSCL reviews it was a clean club. The same has been said on the other forums that cover SC's. This is perfectly fine with me because I am not…

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I think that Bismark ND could use a strip club.

A prostitution sting set up by the Bismarck Police Department earlier this month resulted in the arrest of 17 men, though many more could have been arrested. According to InForum, the Bismarck Police Department placed an ad online advertising a woman’s…

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juice is down to 280 pounds

And yes i still have sausage fingers lol.....im a short thick limbed bro...once im 200 i will still have massive thick members

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Lingerie Clubs in Chicagoland area.

I used to live in Rockford Il and loved Chantilly Lace and The Executive Boutique are there any other places like that or is it just them?

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TUSCL on Tweeter ?

I happened to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the TUSCL page and noticed the Tweeter symbol (little blue bird) and I clicked on it. I didn’t know TUSCL had a Tweeter page and has tweet comments.

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Shoul I scarifice myself four piece?

My spreeding the wards of the LORD mane appeereth too have caws arguments with the Shadowcat hatin his prophet and my loyil sevent Mikha'el discoverin the Zipmanes deceet. I haf upsett al of my flack. Doest thou wisheth thy prophet…

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Poker and Strip clubs

Just noticed a review of a scores in Moorestown, NC that mentioned a texas hold'em tournament. Anyone know of any other strip clubs that do this? I'm especially interested in those that would be along the I-95 corridor from MA…

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Pebblez Da Model sentenced to 7 years for fatal butt injections

If you are a not a chocolate booty lover you probably don’t know her but below is her story of going to jail for fatal butt injections: “… JACKSON, Mississippi -- An adult entertainer was sentenced in Mississippi Friday to seven…

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Extra's price!

Is there any deference for extra's $$ , between weekdays, weekends or any all day 10$ dance?

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Worst retards on TUSCL

Who do you guys think are the worst? My votes are: 1. TheProphetJuice - 'nuff said 2. TheProphetJuice - so retarded he has to be listed twice 3. Mikeya02 - for thinking that I'm zipperhead 4. Zipman68 - for being a combination of an…

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Aliases

How many juice aliases are there on here? How many have already been banned? Will the real juice please stand up...

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Would you visit a club where a friends wife worked?

I had a couple buddies recently visit a club that my wife works at. They did not know that she worked there before hand. Once they figured it out they now go on a regular basis and tell me all…

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Where did my messages go?!?

I no longer see the "Messages" link in the menu. What gives? Anyone having this issue?

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theprophetjuice

What do you guys think? I think he's for sure one of juices less interesting characters. I like juice box69 and duke better.

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Douglass is doink the work of the LORD mane

Four he selflesslee sacreficest thy time too enliten little Dicky Dugan an Stevie Nicks

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Wilt thou fallowest thy prophet?

I plann a pilgrimidge too warship the holy hores

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Ex-strip club near Capitol Park could be demolished

A Detroit strip club is scheduled for demolition. RIP. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2015/02/11/ex-strip-club-demolished/23231223/

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The Declining entertainment value of the American strip club

I've been going to strip clubs for 20 years. (California area). I Have noticed the declining entertainment value of american strip clubs. Back in 1995, Strip clubs were the place to be . Every weekend you…

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Four new articles posted

Just saw four new articles posted. Check them out.

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Flashing the kitty in a topless club

When I get dances, I never ask to see the kitty. I've only had one dancer show me her kitty as part of the lap dance without me asking. She's very comfortable doing that because she also dances at a nude…

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Stripper shopping

I was at CVS today and I bought "lotion" and a book called God's Plan for Your Life. Does that scream stripper or what!?! I'm sure the Prophet will want to weigh in on this one lol

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Los Vegas Strip Casino and Brothels

I've been doing some heavy reading and planning to vegas for some food, gambling and sex. From what i understand the strip in vegas has been iver runn with sex workers for$100 and has been slowly killing off the brothels one…

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The power of beer goggles.

A man goes into a bar and drinks beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the…

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Avoiding the Amateur Perverts

Suppose a club, during the hours from 7pm - 10pm, only admitted custies who paid an annual fee of $100 for the privlege? I think it might make for a better atmosphere. Freeloaders who tend to annoy the dancers would…

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PL PSA

4 new articles posted

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Husband of a Dancer Ask me anything

Anything you want to know I will try to answer. Be serious please

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Another way to make money with your boobs

http://www.thepennyhoarder.com/sell-breast-milk/

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Century City Strip Clubs

Which strip clubs are close to Century City and offer alccohol? are they pricey ($30/dance) like the Hollywood strips? thanks in advance.

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I am a sexual Jesus

This article describes how the DS views me. It is uncanny how accurately this describes our relationship. For those of you over 40, you've got to find a young woman who thinks like this. If you don't have one,…

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Newark club bites the dust.

NEWARK — City officials are taking steps to shut down a local go-go bar that has been the site of two fatal shootings over the last several weeks. Police Director Eugene Venable said 21 Foxes Go-Go has already been shuttered…

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Iconic Architectural Monument Removed in Florida

I thought the Sandy Jug (see Pirate's Cove in the TUSCL catalog) in Portland was over the top, but this club had it beat by a mile: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/breastshaped-building-near-winter-park-to-come-crashing-down/31209612 Cutting to the titular pictures: Boobie Trap: http://www.clickorlando.com/news/31215620 (You can tell they were taken by…

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Signs that you're at a dive bar.

The waitress is the hottest girl in the place and you will only get a dance from her, because all the dancers are subpar. You know your odds are slim here.

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Blonde math

Why did the blonde take a tape measure to bed with her? To see how long she slept.

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Big booties

What if a dancer with a big fake ass was on stage shaking it so hard it fell off? Would she be literally shaking her ass off?

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Bolt ons

What if a dancer had huge bolt ons and when you squeezed them they came unbolted?

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Why did this cop pull this guy over?

Is it why I think it is? http://imgur.com/gallery/DRjbb

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Wilt thou bee a blesset mane watchmywife?

Four I would lik too warship her with my holy sausage fingers

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The Tape Measure

With all the ruckus about the size 16 model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, I was wondering if it was a warning sign the “ideal perfect woman” was making another shift. This video was up and running on the…

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The zen of the strip club bathroom attendant

http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/the-zen-of-the-strip-club-bathroom-attendant/Content?oid=2298846

My ATF Club and a Dancer who worked there...

My favorite articles concern members reminiscences about their favorite clubs and/or dancers. That brings back pleasant memories of my ATF club and my one encounter with a dancer who worked there briefly... For a few years I lived on the north shore of Lake Ponchatrain, across the lake from New Orleans. Since it was just a short detour, I occasionally stopped in at the Candy Cane in New Orleans East on my way home. One afternoon there was a note on the door saying the club was closed. About a month later there was a new sign. The club had reopened as the Onyx. I checked but they were no longer open until the evening.…

Voyeurism in a Strip Club, Part I

At one local club, I've discovered that at a particular spot at the bar, if the inner door to the girls' dressing room is open, you can see the girls getting ready in front of the mirror. It's a narrow view, at an angle, not straight on, but it's generally enough to see one girl's entire body. The girls are often completely naked in front of that mirror. Last night, I was sitting at this spot when a girl, I'll call her Kay, whom I've known for a while, and have visited at several clubs in the area, entered the club and sat down next to me. She's a tiny little thing, about 26 years old now, if I'm…

Voyeurism in a Strip Club, Part II

"You don't think that you're going to get away with giving me just one little dance after that little demonstration, do you?" She looked a little startled, perhaps because I seldom get more than one dance from her at a time, and perhaps because my tone sounded a little more...pointed than usual. I was paying attention to the music. I knew I wouldn't have long, so I needed to keep track. "Don't worry, you little tease, I remember your no-no's, but you're gonna pay for that." Whereupon I ran my hands up her sides, under her top, and around her back, pulling her closer to me. I reached up with one hand, and gently tugged her hair so that her head bent…

MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 2

Part 2, as promised. 3 Impact of Customer Type with Respect to ‘The Club’ I am a customer, not a club owner or manager. So everything I say here is seen thought the eyes of a customer. Also, I’m going to try to distinguish between ‘decent’ club owners who want to run a real business and ‘bad’ club owners who act more like pimps. Let me start off by saying that many if not most clubs treat ALL customers as if there are in the “everybody else” category. However, I’m still going to break this part of the discussion down into the same categories as before to help layout why I think strip club are the way they are and why most CLUBS…

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Fat butts, big thighs in women make smarter kids

http://www.examiner.com/article/fat-butts-big-thighs-women-make-smarter-kids-says-new-research-study Maybe it's because it earns would be babymamas an injection of Papi Chulo genius-jizz.

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What's Your PL Name?

In response to the trend of dancers having two fake names (a stage name and a fake real name to give us a false sense of intimacy) I recently suggested that it might be easier to remember breasts rather than…

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ANY OF YOUR FEMALE CO-WORKERS KNOW YOU GO TO STRIP CLUBS?

there was this girl in my office that a lot of guys considered to be the the hottest in the company. she wasn't my type, but I understood why lots of guys wanted to fuck her. anyway for a year…

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to Founder, please clear out or move the text under the reviews drop down

On the original iPad, it overlaps my profile and prevents you from reading reviews.

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I am now the Dougster of UltimateGuitar.com

Lol! I made one sentence and this guy goes apeshit..... mikeya02 posted on Feb 08, 2015 05:38 pm # I'm sure Morello fans would be surprised that Bo Diddley did that same scratching dj sound 50+ years ago....lol reply N7Crazy posted on Feb 09,…

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Attn: New Yorkers.

A Queens strip club is ratcheting up the notion of the costumed naughty cop. SugarDaddy's Gentlemen’s Club has been leaving fake parking tickets on windshields to advertise its services in Long Island City — to the ire of local drivers. "People didn't…

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One Word

One word you would use to describe this. http://tribes.tribe.net/big_labia_lovers/photos/785e8661-2a74-4654-a75a-af06575d7c73

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Random drug testing

I'm just curious. I see quite a few members saying that they use pot and or other drugs. Are you working in jobs where drug and or alcohol testing is never done. During the last 20+ years of my working…

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Exotic Dancers

Are there any real exotic dancers out there I can ask real questions?

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TheProphetJuice

Going to get me some KFC for lunch today! Take note how he influences you! LOL

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My wife as a stripper

My wife approached me about being a dancer at a local nude club. She was surprised when I told her I loved the idea.

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ISO Diva1975

I was reading a random discussion last night and Dive1975 chimed in. I have to say of all the dancers that have participated on this board she seems to have some sense and appears to be pretty cool.…

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Deja Vu clubs

I go to the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs. When I was there yesterday, I found out that they've made several changes. The club employees said that all Deja Vu clubs are making changes. I'm not sure…

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Blesset bee frend Dougster

Four he selflessly giveth of his tim too help converteth littal Dickie Dugan too the ways, the true, an the lite

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Stock Ticker RICK: Another Great Quarter; CFAs Now Warming Up to It

Another great quarter for stock ticker RICK: http://www.rcihospitality.com/480/pressrelease.aspx It also interesting to see the mention of stock buybacks last quarter which I said I felt they were doing in the mid to low $9's last quarter. Another interesting thing is that CFAs…

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Does any one know

Hey All, Does any one know if Chloe is still dancing at TC in Greenville

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Form Follows Function

"Form follows function" is a principle of architecture. I could not help thinking of this when I saw the picture of a strip club that is scheduled for demolition. http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2015/2/9/breast_shaped_club_h.html

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Need help bros (married guys chime in)

How do you make it two club if you have a gf whose house you stay at all the time? Do you tell her your out with the boys or somthing? What lies do yall make up lol?

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Strip Club Shorts - A question for Dancers

I was at a SC yesterday wearing a pair of dark shorts with thin material going commando too. First 3 dancers who gave me laps made it a point to gind their VJ right on Mr Happy. Then,…

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Chicken shit bust in San antonio.

SAN ANTONIO - Four adult entertainers and two managers at a local strip club ended up in handcuffs last Thursday after they were accused of violating the city's Sexually Oriented Business Ordinance. The dancers were arrested for being a little too…

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69

What is the square route of 69? 8 something

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Hungry?

How to Make Breakfast With Your Vagina http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina

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Juice's favorite guitarist...... Buckethead

Yes, he plays with a KFC bucket on his head,,,lol http://www.musicmarauders.com/2011/07/buckethead-gimmick-or-guitar-god.html

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Bare Elegance

Anybody been to Bare Elegance lately? I flew into LAX after a trip down to Cabo, had a few dollars left and realized I hadn't been to Bare Elegance in decades... So wtf, I went for it. Place…