The naked pictures on photobucket would be brilliant! Just think of a bunch of guys jacking off to you as an honor! Nothing wrong with being slutty!
I was mostly serious about the hooker. No emotional tangles, just business! Brilliant! I don't even want a new girlfriend sin my ex kicked me too the curb. I'm still really depressed about it but I just want strippers and hookers!
By the way my hand is something my bitch ex told me. I know she was lying! Probably should have used it but whatever! But that sort of shit is why I don't want a girlfriend. Sounds like you want to treat your boyfriend right so get him a hookah and the three of you can have fun!
Don't take it personally. We're mostly a bunch of assholes with low self-esteem. Mocking newbies makes us feel better about ourselves for a few brief moments, until reality sets in and we are once again confronted with the abyss of patheticness that is our lives.
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I was mostly serious about the hooker. No emotional tangles, just business! Brilliant! I don't even want a new girlfriend sin my ex kicked me too the curb. I'm still really depressed about it but I just want strippers and hookers!
Or we really like you.
Pick a winner.
A: Because nobody likes a smart ass.