My bitch girlfriend broke up with me a week before Valentine's day and kicked me out. Fortunately I was able move back into my folks basement until I find a place. So I figured "what the fuck?" and I went to my first club. Not like I girlfriend or anything.
It was like a religious experience -- boobs were fucking everywhere! Brilliant! I never want a real relationship again. I just want to hang out with my gun collection and visit strip clubs (after I find a new place, the basement shit is because I got caught off guard not because I'm broke).
Now I found this site while searching for clubs. Brilliant! What got you guys into visiting the club?

