A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work" The father said, "What does she do?" The son said, "She's a stripper" The father said, "Really? Where?" The son said, "The Penthouse Club on 8 Mile Road." The father said, "I'd stay with her." The son said, "Why?" The father said, "Because she has great tits."
A daughter told her father she had a job interview tomorrow, and asked him if he would help her practice. The father said, "Sure. Should I stuff the dollar bills in your bra or in your panties?"
On a boy's 18th birthday, his father told him he was going to take him to a strip club. The boy asked, "Why?" The father said, "I want you to spend some time with your mother."
A man with 2 daughters was driving past a strip club and saw a sign that said, "Strippers needed 9 to 12." So he signed up one daughter. The other one was only 8.
This is really funny! I wish my dad had encouraged me to fuck strippers rather than stay with my girlfriend though.