A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work"
The father said, "What does she do?"
The son said, "She's a stripper"
The father said, "Really? Where?"
The son said, "The Penthouse Club on 8 Mile Road."
The father said, "I'd stay with her."
The son said, "Why?"
The father said, "Because she has great tits."
A daughter told her father she had a job interview tomorrow, and asked him if he would help her practice.
The father said, "Sure. Should I stuff the dollar bills in your bra or in your panties?"
On a boy's 18th birthday, his father told him he was going to take him to a strip club.
The boy asked, "Why?"
The father said, "I want you to spend some time with your mother."
A man with 2 daughters was driving past a strip club and saw a sign that said, "Strippers needed 9 to 12."
So he signed up one daughter. The other one was only 8.
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last commentThis is really funny! I wish my dad had encouraged me to fuck strippers rather than stay with my girlfriend though.
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^^^ buy tp
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True story my wife told me. My daughter was driving my wife and her grandmother around town one day. As she was going down the highway, she turns into the parking lot of a SC. Her grandmother asks, "Why are you stopping here?" My daughter replies, "To get my paycheck." My wife says grandma about freaked out! :)
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Lol great stuff jackslash...especially the first one
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Lol
The last one was great too
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Very funny!
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