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Father Knows Best

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A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work"
The father said, "What does she do?"
The son said, "She's a stripper"
The father said, "Really? Where?"
The son said, "The Penthouse Club on 8 Mile Road."
The father said, "I'd stay with her."
The son said, "Why?"
The father said, "Because she has great tits."


A daughter told her father she had a job interview tomorrow, and asked him if he would help her practice.
The father said, "Sure. Should I stuff the dollar bills in your bra or in your panties?"


On a boy's 18th birthday, his father told him he was going to take him to a strip club.
The boy asked, "Why?"
The father said, "I want you to spend some time with your mother."


A man with 2 daughters was driving past a strip club and saw a sign that said, "Strippers needed 9 to 12."
So he signed up one daughter. The other one was only 8.