I need a hooker!

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I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!
I'm so horny and bored I could explode! What do you guys do when you feel like that? Being dumped sucks but I'm trying to stay happy! Now I can see strippers and hookers. Brilliant!
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last commentDude!Do me a favor and spell"Gene Pool".
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Geez buddy...stop and BREATHE.
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Looks like slaux,pas has switched from smart talk to brilliant
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Go wipe your ass. When you dont smell like shit we can get you a hooker
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I love this guy! If only he could remember to wipe! That would be so much more appealing!
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Thanks Diva! I probably should have chosen a different handle but I chose this one because my ex accused me of forgetting to wipe when she gave me a rimjob. Wasn't long before she kicked me out. Bitch was the one who asked to lick my asshole anyway!
I wouldn't have done that intentionally. I think she was full of shit anyway!
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You look and sound like a sweet girl Diva! I'd wipe for you! And I bet you give a brilliant rimjob!
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There's an article on how find a hooker, "Escort 101": /postread.php
(How to you add a link in comments?)
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Thanks ArtCollege! The link works!
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It isn't that I can't find a hooker it's just that I'm still a bit emotional and down in the dumperoos from the breakup. Plus I am living with my folks until I find a place. Being kicked to the curb sucks but I just try to keep smiling!
A hot blonde willing to take my dick up her asshole will make me smile more! That would be just brilliant!
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Sucks to get dumped so soon after valentines day.
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