I prefer coffee in the morning

Geez. Talk about taking your lumps with a bit of cream .....

Sounds like the girlfriend from hell!

She's still better than my wife. I can never get my penis in her mouth.

Just let her find out about your DS. Come to think of it, you might want to hide anything sharp-edged in the house ......

ouch. Sounds like a nightmare.

Brilliant discussion title shadow!

True! It was brilliant!

I prefer coffee to having my penis bitten as well! In fact, I even prefer tea!

Even hot chocolate! Penis biting is dead last!