Well, I found myself at Baby...

Well, I found myself at Baby Doll's Dallas, and holy crap. This place is pretty dang awesome. The cover is less than pretty much everywhere else, and the quality inside is great.

I got dances (as in multiples from each, because damn) from Amy and Maserati. Amy was a curvy (not fat like "curvy" has come to mean on the internet, but a woman with actual curves) brunette dressed in a red dress and was ridiculously sexy. She really gets into her dances and gives a hell of a shoulder/back rub, by the way. Maserati is a lithe, athletic brunette. Her dances...I have no words to explain how good she is at her job. Both of them. Amazing.

The drink prices were reasonable for a strip club, which means they're awful, but not exceptionally awful when compared to other strip clubs. There's a drink upcharge for boobs. You should know what you're getting into when you go to one of these places.