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Speaking of cell phones in the Strip Club ...

What do people use cell phones in the strip club for? I have seen a few guys surreptitiously taking photos of the girls. But mostly seems to be texting friends to let them know where they are, or finding out why the CF is not there. Or guys keeping up with work.

Saw one really weird use recently. A young couple in the club was between me and the stage, so in my line of sight. The girl was getting dances from the strippers and tipping strippers on stage, while the guy spent most of his time watching (NOT texting) his phone. Then he started to laugh uncontrollably. Had to walk by and saw he was watching something like "America's Funniest Home Videos". WTF? Don't Millennials know how to use strip clubs correctly?

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lopaw

I'll use my phone to let the folks on my local SC sites know who's working. A RTRC is very valuable.

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AnonymousJim

I will check social media with the one club in my area that posts a dancer list before I go. However, once I'm in the club, the phone is for two things: Checking the time and getting numbers for possible OTC. If I reach the point where I'm more interested in what's happening on my phone than I am in what's in front of me, it's time to leave the club.

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PhantomGeek

I use it to check the time. That's really about it.

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bubba267

The stock market to see what's rising....

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DandyDan

I always use it to check the time. Now that I finally got a smartphone, who knows what I'll use it for.

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Dougster

Got a spreadsheet running that I can feed data into and produce detailed analytical reports about how well The System works for me under various conditions.

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JohnSmith69

DS lets me use cell phone to take pictures and video of her in VIP if we don't have another girl playing with us. Otherwise I use it the same as everyplace else if things get slow -- tuscl, news, sports, texting, etc.

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Clubber

I don't use mine. It only for work to contact me. Then it's just a text or phone call. I take both outside.

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Aravas

Record girls on stage and talk to friends when bored

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occurious

Since I have a tech job that requires me to get notified pretty much 24/7 when something goes wrong I put it on silent and occasionally check for any disasters. It's better than leaving it in the car and an hour later find out something bad happened the moment I walked into the club. Also as others say I use it to check the time.

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rickdugan

I use it routinely to do any of the following:

  1. Check the time;
  2. Reply to time sensitive work emails;
  3. Text with strippers re: OTC and visit logistics;
  4. Book a hotel room near the club;
  5. Respond to time sensitive texts from non-strippers (such as the wife);
  6. If a club sucks, entertain myself online until things get better; and/or
  7. If a club sucks for an extended duration, research other clubs nearby.

On a less frequent basis, I have checked into flights at the 24 hour mark to ensure standby upgrade priority and once even wrote a tuscl club review live.

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SuperDude

I have lived long enough to know that most of my personal or professional activity can wait until I leave the club and return phone calls. I understand people being bored and using cell phones to pass time. Most women I know routinely check their cell phones or return calls during dates, letting me know that they find my conversation boring.

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Papi_Chulo

People seemed to be addicted to their smartphones these days.

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georgmicrodong

I use an app that turns my phone into a vibrator to use on the girls.

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IHearVoices

I play spades on it when songs I don't like come on or when there's no appreciable talent nearby. Maybe watch sports if the game I want to see isn't on in the club...basically, the same things I use it for when I'm outside the club.

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sclvr5005

I leave it in the car. I don't want any outside distractions while I'm on the prowl.

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gawker

I've taken video of a blowjob in VIP, but usually will text a CF who's hiding in the dressing room to let her know I'm in the club and looking for her.

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chandler

I use mine to make myself look suddenly very busy when I see an ugly dancer approaching.

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VeryBigDawg

Very good uses. Funny Bubba mentions the stock quotes, as get them to flip on CNBC during day shift so I don't have to use the phone for that. Chandler, when the fuglies come by suddenly be on the phone.

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Cheo_D

I've used it to take down dancer numbers for OTC potential, a couple times. But once while the mobile was in my pocket at the club there was a butt-dial to my best friend (and I'm not sure exactly WHOSE butt did the dialing). It went to voicemail and as he later reported "it was not clear exactly WHAT was going on, you were obviously in a noisy environment and there was some sort of repetitive thumping on the mic". Good thing it was him... obviously the damned thing got a lock code that same night...

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ujay

I have never attempted or desire to take a photo of a stripper in a club. My success at work requires that I be available. To be away from my cellphone for 2 - 3 hours is to court disaster in my line of work. I either lay my phone flat on the counter or beneath the table, therefore there is no suspicion of photos being taken. When the club is slow as during the day, I may browse the web, read an article, while I wait for my favorite stripper who may be busy at the time. My cellphone prevents me from wasting time with undesirable stripper. I have also used my cellphone to arrange an escort at a slow club, or text a fav to drop by or meet at my hotel. Sometimes, I kill time with cellphone until my fav or escort tells me that they are 15 minutes from the hotel, and then I leave the club and drive over to have a great fucking time. So the strip club becomes the appetizer before the regular meal.

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Diva1975

Brilliant Dougster and George!

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VeryBigDawg

Diva1975 how do I get on your brilliant list?

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ilbbaicnl

If I saw a bouncer stomp somebody's phone for taking a dancer's pic w/o her permission, I would tip him at least a fiver.

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