Of Chicks & Trucks & Stuff

Yesterday I was following a standard Ford F-150 pickup truck on a slow two lane highway for serveral miles. A couple of things about it were found intriguing:

1). Standard Ford F-150
2). Weighted license tag but no evidence of a trailer hitch for towing
3). There appeared to be a female with long hair at the wheel (rear view only available at this juncture)
4). Across the back window was a seductive female impression that said “foxy lady”

Of course the hormones kicked in and I simply had to see what the woman looked like that was driving. I began to envision a hotfoxychick driving a pickup truck cause in the South their ain’t nothing more sexy than that (well unless the truck also has a gun rack).

At first chance I pulled up beside her at a traffic light to see this potentially hot female.

Then I realized what the weighted tag was for.

Another plus-plus-plus size Sports Illustrated swimsuit candidate.

Fantasy ruined!

Oh well, at least it was a chick driving a truck.