Yesterday I was following a standard Ford F-150 pickup truck on a slow two lane highway for serveral miles. A couple of things about it were found intriguing:
1). Standard Ford F-150 2). Weighted license tag but no evidence of a trailer hitch for towing 3). There appeared to be a female with long hair at the wheel (rear view only available at this juncture) 4). Across the back window was a seductive female impression that said “foxy lady”
Of course the hormones kicked in and I simply had to see what the woman looked like that was driving. I began to envision a hotfoxychick driving a pickup truck cause in the South their ain’t nothing more sexy than that (well unless the truck also has a gun rack).
At first chance I pulled up beside her at a traffic light to see this potentially hot female.
Then I realized what the weighted tag was for.
Another plus-plus-plus size Sports Illustrated swimsuit candidate.
Fantasy ruined!
Oh well, at least it was a chick driving a truck.
"Then I realized what the weighted tag was for."
Ha Ha!