Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session.
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Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak.
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I promise to pay you next week.
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My daughter has a pair of underwear just like that.
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Will you marry me?
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My friends and I read on tuscl that you charge $20 extra for a blowjob.
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Your breasts remind me of my grandmother.
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Let me tell you about a strange fetish of mine.
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I knew I should've stopped in the bathroom before we came in here.
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Let's pray.
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Proverbs 23:27 says that prostitutes and immoral women are a deadly trap.
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Do you think they'll ever find where I buried the body?
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What happens if I pull on that white string?
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I'm gonna spend everything that I made bagging groceries this week on you.
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My motorhome is parked in the club parking lot. I'm going to meet you there after work.
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I love you.
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Can we do some Mexican bar table dancing.
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How much do you weigh?
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Is this your first day?
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My wife has bigger breasts than you.
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Mind if I use a penis pump?
