Things a Stripper Really Doesn't Want to Hear
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session.
1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak.
2. I promise to pay you next week.
3. My daughter has a pair of underwear just like that.
4. Will you marry me?
5. My friends and I read on tuscl that you charge $20 extra for a blowjob.
6. Your breasts remind me of my grandmother.
7. Let me tell you about a strange fetish of mine.
8. I knew I should've stopped in the bathroom before we came in here.
9. Let's pray.
10. Proverbs 23:27 says that prostitutes and immoral women are a deadly trap.
11. Do you think they'll ever find where I buried the body?
12. What happens if I pull on that white string?
13. I'm gonna spend everything that I made bagging groceries this week on you.
14. My motorhome is parked in the club parking lot. I'm going to meet you there after work.
15. I love you.
16. Can we do some Mexican bar table dancing.
17. How much do you weigh?
18. Is this your first day?
19. My wife has bigger breasts than you.
20. Mind if I use a penis pump?
1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak.
2. I promise to pay you next week.
3. My daughter has a pair of underwear just like that.
4. Will you marry me?
5. My friends and I read on tuscl that you charge $20 extra for a blowjob.
6. Your breasts remind me of my grandmother.
7. Let me tell you about a strange fetish of mine.
8. I knew I should've stopped in the bathroom before we came in here.
9. Let's pray.
10. Proverbs 23:27 says that prostitutes and immoral women are a deadly trap.
11. Do you think they'll ever find where I buried the body?
12. What happens if I pull on that white string?
13. I'm gonna spend everything that I made bagging groceries this week on you.
14. My motorhome is parked in the club parking lot. I'm going to meet you there after work.
15. I love you.
16. Can we do some Mexican bar table dancing.
17. How much do you weigh?
18. Is this your first day?
19. My wife has bigger breasts than you.
20. Mind if I use a penis pump?
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19 comments
"Let's go to VIP where I can pay you to rub your beautiful feet" would be music to some strippers ears
I have a dress just like that.
Would you teach me to grind like that?
I think I reached my credit limit.
Didn't you go to school with my little girl?
How about a threesome? Mom's getting pretty frisky.
Do you barter?
I'm trying to form an international alliance of sex workers. Interested?
Yeah, my twin brother's a cop. Why?
It would be even more brilliant if you show up with goat or pig or something else crazy to trade for a good lap dance!
More often than not lately, I've been getting positive responses.
I wonder what the percentage of girls knowing what ebola is. more or less than 50%?
Is that the best you can do?
I have already cum, so I don't need you.