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11 years ago

How Do You Measure Up?

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GACA

Apparently my disk is pretty average. I feel so lied to. It's like only 7 inch and it's gotta be 9 to be more than average?

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shailynn

Obviously you didn't read the article. I did and it's a good thing I'm 6'5" lol

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rockstar666

5.2" seems small for an average...

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shadowcat

It's like I told the stripper that asked "who you gonna satisfy with that?" "Me".

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Clubber

Many dancers have said, "You are so big!" Now if they were talking about my dick...

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shailynn

I will never forget...

I was in college reading an article in GQ about penis length and it said the average erect penis was around 5 1/2" inches. A mere days later I am sitting in my girlfriends living room waiting on her, and I start flipping through a Cosmo magazine. Pretty much same article I had read in GQ but it said average erect size is 7". No wonder men and women always argue over anything involving numbers, such as money, distance, size and weight. That my friends is brilliant.

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tumblingdice

She always told me I was average so it wouldn't go to my heads.

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JamesSD

The thing is, there are racial differences that correlate with racial differences in height. So average for a white American dude (or Black American dude) is bigger than the mean.

Anyways, it's all about girth once you get above 3 or 4 inches long.

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JohnSmith69

My DS says my athletic abilities with my tongue are more important than the size of my penis. Indeed, she's usually had orgasm number 3 or 4 before the little head dives in. So while a big dick might be nice, it's not everything.

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JamesSD

Obviously a big dick isn't everything. To be a great lay you should make a girl cum before your pants ever come off.

A decent number of women aren't really built to handle a long johnson.

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rockstar666

My last g/f said her husband was huge, and she preferred me because with him it could hurt. Plus she wouldn't let him near her ass, while I got free reign!

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georgmicrodong

(sigh)

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