Pet Shop Joke of the Day

A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday."

The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives the best blow jobs in the world."

The woman is a little skeptical, but the shop owner promises her a money-back guarantee if her husband doesn't agree that it's the best blow job in the world.

So that evening the wife gives her husband the frog for his birthday, and tells him to enjoy it. Then she goes to bed, relieved that she doesn't have to have sex with him.

Around 1AM, the woman is awakened by loud noises coming from downstairs. She goes down to the kitchen, where she sees the frog on the kitchen counter and her husband with pots and pans and cook books and kitchen utensils all over the place.

The wife says, "What the hell is going on?" The husband replies, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here."