Club Coyote
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1080 Corey Blvd Crawfordsville, IN 47933

So this club opened at 8PM...

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jackob85
Mar 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

So this club opened at 8PM (not the advertised 6PM) and had an open light on at 7PM but no one was there. Very odd. Probably should have been first warning sign.

So I went at 8:15 or so and there were about 6 girls working (and about 4 or 5 more came later). Working is kind of a generous term here. They were mostly sitting around drinking and talking to each other. They did 3 song sets and mostly went back to sit with each other. One girl asked me from the stage as she was finishing her set "would I like a lap dance" but other than that, not once approached about a dance or even had a girl talk to me other than the one who asked about the dance. I asked her later if they just don't ask or what the deal was. She said they have a $20 per song room semi private and the more private "champagne room" for $100 for 30 minutes. I think the whole night I saw one person get the $100 dance (room for one in there it seems) and maybe one or two go for the $20. I don't see any bouncers doing anything to control what happens so you might think it would be rather high mileage but in the end, it was no mileage for no cost. They just don't seem interested in giving many lap dances. I don't know how the club makes money. The beer was $3 for a bottle all night so not much money there. The other drinks were $4 or $5. Again, not a huge markup. Crappy DJ.

As for the girls, there were a couple really nice lookers. One named "Summer" who was on her "3rd day there" was very tight but never took even a top off. Another "Violent J" was cute but kind of stretched. She did some topless dances. There were a few others who might be a 5 on a good day. There were also some high weight class ones who were just not even attractive. Just weird overall vibe.

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