I have one word for this...

I have one word for this club: GHETTO. I have one suggestion for this club: DON’T COME HERE.

I arrived to this club on a Tuesday night around 10pm I believe. Usually I’d park in the $10 all night garage a block away from the club, but this time I parked on the street at the meter. As I was about to load my coins in the meter an older white lady (who I sense was homeless or on drugs) gave me a parking pass that lasted till 2am. She wasn’t using the rest of her time and decided to give it to me. For her kindness I gave her $5. You usually don’t meet kind people like that on the cold and dark streets of downtown Baltimore. $5 was more than my parking costs, but who cares. I respected her kindness.

As I enter the club the guy at the register says it’s a $10 cover. Really??? $10 on a Tuesday? Faggot. As I pay and enter I notice there are only 5 dancers working there and two other customers besides myself. Fortunately for me one of the dancers was “Trinidad”. She is a 9 out of 10 with a great booty (the type I like). She should NOT be working in a scum dump like this club. She should be working a few blocks away at Norma Jeans. So I decided to ask her for some dances and she agreed.