Where do babies come from
JohnSmith69
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“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then they have sex."
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. He plants the seed for a baby, and nine months later we get a baby." The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. or whatever else I want.”
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Little boy goes to his dad and asked "where do babies come from", the dad looks at his son and say "the stork", little boy looks back at his dad and replies "you screwed the stork?"
Boy asks his Mom, "What's a blow job?" Mom says, "Go ask your father."
Boy asks his Dad, "What's a blow job?" Dad says, "$100 in the club, $50 from a crack whore."
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Boy asks his Dad, "What's a blow job?" Dad says, "It's what you get from your girlfriend until you get married."
Mother: "No homey, she fakes it with Ken. She comes with GI Joe.
He comes in a bottle, not a box.