Dedicated to the one year anniversary...
GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
A year ago yesterday, a fan of this theory coined it "The System" . This dedicated fan has been a hard core evangelist of the system and has on a dauly basis reminded members on this site of its importance to the community.
So here's to "The System" may it be talked about with so voraciously for another 5 plus years.
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Maybe I should make a system...hmmm what would it be:
1. Take a shower before you go to the club remembering to wash your dick. I wouldn't think I would have to remind you to wash your dick but according to many strippers, apparently a lot of guys forget to do that.
2. Be sure you hit the ATM before you go to the club. Nobody likes $20 ATM fees.
3. Don't sit right at the rail and tip every single dancer like you've never seen a naked woman before.
4. When talking to a stripper, act like you don't give a fuck about what she's saying, but at the same time act somewhat engaged (this could be hard for some).
5. Do not take anything except money (and listermint [see #8 below]) into the club, as cell phones, wallets, your lucky charm, drugs, guns, your wife, etc. only act as a distraction to yourself.
6. Wear a watch so you know what time it is (since you don't have your phone) so you know if you're under the gun to pick a stripper up before closing time.
7. Dress decent, get the fuck outta here with the sweat pants, shorts, athletic shoes, baseball cap, etc.
8. Last but not least, bring listermint in case you run into some suspect pussy, and need a quick cleanse.
... there, that seems to work pretty well for me