In 2009 a then brilliant young monger formulated a game theory wherein a traveling salesman in a three piece polyester suit my successful order takeout 35 of every 100 tries.
A year ago yesterday, a fan of this theory coined it "The System" . This dedicated fan has been a hard core evangelist of the system and has on a dauly basis reminded members on this site of its importance to the community.
So here's to "The System" may it be talked about with so voraciously for another 5 plus years.
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System! System! System!
When will RickyBoy's Turing Award be presented?
you know I always get confused about which system. Now I know which one you're talking about on this thread, but what about the one where Juice recommended bringing a bucket of extra-crispy chicken into the club? That seemed fail proof as well but I have to be honest, I haven't tried that one yet.
Maybe I should make a system...hmmm what would it be:
... there, that seems to work pretty well for me
4 is good advice for dealing with women in general. Women don't want men who hang on their every word. The puppy dog never gets the girl. Women are most drawn to guys who are patient but moderately disinterested.
To me all of it is just common sense with a little humor added in. It amazes me how some people go against the advice given above... but there are retards everywhere, I seem to run into them everyday!
shailynn +1 for the listermint comment! That stuff is brilliant!
If I could find sombody to install a bidet that can shoot listermint I'd install that bad boy! It would be brilliant! And my taint would be uber-clean!
Your taint and balls would be on fire lol. No thanks.
On fire? We like to refer to that as a "burning sensation." For the record, a little burn from cleansing is a lot better than the permanent burn from gonorrhea.
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