St. Paul Duo Charged With Using Fake Cash At Strip Club

Hell yeah

"The pair said they should be able to use fake money to see fake tits"

That comment has to go down as a TUSCL classic! Makes sense to me.

The best news coming out of this should be the fact that there were no tapes in the camera system. If they are not recording they probably are not monitoring. Meaning higher mileage dances..........

I know this club, live about only eight miles away. There is never any mileage at this club. Ever.

What *will* be in that club in the near future is the Secret Service. Those guys take even small amount counterfeiting seriously.

When I was a freshman in college some guys in my dorm discovered that the change machine in the basement would take photocopies of dollar bills. The school couldn't have lost more than a hundred bucks, but the Secret Service flew in to investigate.

Yeah, 0 mileage there. No reason to be spending a Benjamin in that place.