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This club is listed as being in North Miami Beach, and it technically is, but its on the Northwest end of it, maybe 15-20 minutes from Tootsies. Anyway, the parking lot was ample. It had a number of higher end cars than your typical Miami SC, but it is Miami Beach. Parking was $5 and there's another $10 to get in. Inside, the club is spacious but its split out into a bunch of smaller sections with a number of more private tables/bottle service areas. It's similar to Monroe's in WPB in that way. There's a main stage with 2 poles that had 2 dancers on it, then two smaller stages that weren't in use on the day I visited. The main stage and one of the smaller stages had a row of chairs around it, and the third you could just walk up to. The lighting and sound was unremarkable, not too dark and not too loud - but enough of both to feel like a strip club. The DJ wasn't constantly blabbering on. As expected, drinks were a bit on the high side - I think I paid $7 for domestics and $15 for cocktails, if I remember correctly a shot of Patron was like $25. The waitress was cute and friendly though, and didn't push me to buy drinks for every stripper that stopped by.

Moving on to the dancers, it was hard to tell how many were there due to the previously mentioned way they've split up the place. The ones I did see however, were above average. I'd say comparable to Scarlett's. Mostly slimmer and notably more diverse than typical Miami clubs. There were some latina's, but its not the 90% cuban mix you see at Tootsies, even the Latina's weren't all Cubans. As expected, the girls were also significantly more classy than average. A few small tattoo's and piercings, but fairly "girl next door" ish, for strippers. They all wore dresses/gowns, the kind of thing you'd see on the sluttier girls in regular clubs. Dances are $20 each, which I didn't realize how much I liked until I bought a few. The extra $5 almost always turns into an extra $10 & I don't find myself getting annoyed if I'm not asked if I need change. They're topless, and done in separate area that isn't private. It is still Miami though, so mileage is good and there's a fair amount of upsell to the rooms. All 3 or 4 of the girls I danced with tried to sell, only one of them clearly dropped off her service level when I said no. -|- Side note, that's when I realized I loved being able to give her an even $20 to make sure she knew I wasn't tipping for that half ass dance -|- Prices for the smaller room were $150/30 mins and there was a larger more expensive room. The rooms were very private, but I'm fairly sure there's cameras and not sure if you're left alone in there as I didn't partake. The reason I didn't partake was largely price. The first two girls quoted $500/$750 just for them, it wasn't until the last girl quoted me $150 that I even considered it, but by that time I had spent enough time & money. I did see a few girls here from Diamond Dolls in Pompano, so I'm inclined to think the girls deliver on their promises in the rooms despite the cameras.

Overall, I think this is a pretty good club for what it is. It's much classier than Tootsies, but still more of a strip club than night club compared to Scarlett's. My only real problem is that I'm more of a daytime guy and this place doesn't really start until after 10 or 11.