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Joke of the day

skibum609
Massachusetts
The shortest Fairy Tale ever! A man asked a woman to marry him. She said no and he lived happily ever after. The end.

12 comments

  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    If I've learned nothing from "The Princess Bride" it is that true love exists and it's just brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    And according to the character Billy Crystal played a mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich is really brilliant! I learned that as well!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

    And the unforgettable, "He's only mostly dead."

    Love that movie!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

    And the unforgettable, "He's only mostly dead."

    Love that movie!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    Too true ATACdawg! It's brilliant!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    I don't know how I did that double post ... double post ..
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    And the part where Inigio Montoya tells Christopher Guest's character to offer him anything he wants! And when he does he says "I want my father back!" and kills him! Brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    LOL! Brilliant! Thought it was intentional ATACdawg!
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    I just realized that Robin Wright looks almost like Diva's avatar, only with A cups instead of DDs. Hmmmmm. I wonder...
  • ATACdawg
    10 years ago
    My wife thinks the movie is stupid but she doesn't like the Three Stooges either. I guess only .. wait for it ... brilliant people do!
  • crazyjoe
    10 years ago
    Brilliantiance
  • 4got2wipe
    10 years ago
    The Three Stooges! Brilliant!
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