I stopped by on a Wednesday...

I stopped by on a Wednesday evening at about 11:15 PM. The club closed at midnight (and as others have commented, it is wholly within an adult novelties store) and the cashier asked for the $10 cover. He was pretty good about it, asking whether I really wanted to go in or not since they were closing in about 45 mins. But since I was there, I decided to do it. The stripper rooms is a stage with a single pole. There a various tables with high chairs around them and some other shorter chairs right at the edge of the stage. There are also little "u" shaped booths in which you can get private dances. Everywhere are signs that say "no touching" and "no smoking". There were four girls when I arrived. All were nude. Two were sitting and chatting with (possibly) regulars, one was giving a pretty mechanical appearing lap dance to a guy in the booth, and a very nice looking petite blonde was dancing on the stage at the pole. She was probably an "8" in anyone's book - the others were 5-6 range. I was approached by one of the girls talking to the "regulars" and she asked if I wanted a dance. I had probably been there all of 3 minutes at this time. She seemed bored and tired and didn't really try chatting me up at all. With all of he "overwhelming enthusiasm" I declined, so she went back to her regulars and chatted with them until closing. After the blonde left the stage, a pretty scary girls got up and danced. I sort of waited for the blonde to come out -- I probably would have taken a dance with her, but when she finally emerged from the back, she was fully clothed and on her way out. I stayed until the place closed but there remaining girls weren't all that interesing or attractive. Maybe I choose a bad night but I'm not sure that I'd return.