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Dam cheating girlscouts gone wild

Trying to use tits to sell cookies https://youtu.be/T9HDIE4jnWQ

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My Ignore List

You have no one on your ignore list.

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BBQ is my Favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC-mxH3Q1ug

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Holy shit, Guitarists for Metallica just played the Star Spangled Banner at the

never thought I'd see that

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Driving 1 hour 15 minutes to get to a good strip club worth it?

I live in Central PA and there is this awesome BYOB strip club called the Pleasure Dome out in the middle of nowhere about a one hour 15 minute drive away from where I live. Most of the…

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Times you go clubbing

When is the best time you find to go clubbing, After midnight evening afternoon morning during the week weekends Sundays instead of church

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Juice's Trip to Follies

Juice got stuck in the water in Georgia http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150614104029-tbilisi-floods-3-super-169.jpg

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The WNBA

I want Matthew Dellavedova to marry Elena Delle Donne, so her jersey can read Delle Donne-Dellavedova. It would annoy everyone.

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Clubber approved video!

Young Asian cutie with great ass bouncing on a ball. I approve this also... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjdqRWHzVM

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Juice and crazyjoe are Spamming the Board Like Real Motherfuckers Today!

Looks like they are certain to get themselves band!

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How to video

How to walk home drunk on style in Asherville. A tribute to juice https://youtu.be/uStIIk5Z3s8

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what happens when i get drunk

Whatch this homer video RiFF RaFF - COOKiE CRiSP: http://youtu.be/FP1xhQe3xWE

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when my gf talks about having kids this is da bade mane response

Scarface - I told you mang, don't fuck wit' me!: http://youtu.be/dHjqj3iJfuM

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contacting faves

So how does yalls relationship work? Do you text her telling her you're coming in or does she initiate? What days nets better responses, working or off? And do they become too annoying? Mine works weekends and is all business working…

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what really happened to yoda and Alucard

Juice crew is tacking over just watch the home video from da bade mane Scarface (4/8) Movie CLIP - Every Dog Has His Day…: http://youtu.be/958GzzqgWnw

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study , lack of sleep cases excessive posting on tuscl

I did a study and noticed a lot more posting on days after returning from late night strip club visits.

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Nuts is a bad guy.....

Say goodnight to the bad guy..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx0zU0meEFE

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what ricky boy looks like every time we call him a faggot

Best Cry Ever: http://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA

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Crazy Joe got ahold of some laughing gas...

The local dentist office must be missing a few canisters of the stuff....

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practicing the system

https://youtu.be/7spOds9QatE

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watching show on history channel about rapture and end of world.

I have a relative that says they have it all wrong. There won't be a rapture. Instead there will be 3 days of darkness where not even electricity will work. Only one holy candle per household will…

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Crazy joe last review was gay

He says and i quote " On to this visit. One dancer I have blown off a few times" Wtf joe ? You going to gay bars ?

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Crazyassjoe is laughing his ass off

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Lmfao

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different types of spam email

Have any of you gotten spam mail with phone numbers? Girls Supposedly wanting to hook up. What kind of spam mail is that? an expensive by the minute line or something that gets your number if you text it to send you more…

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Interesting view of the world

She is a Princeton graduate so she must know what she is talking about: "Prostitute, escort, stripper, sugar baby—in the end, men are paying you for an emotional and physical experience. Differences in names have more to do with the person…

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Dancers & fishing

After being a strip club monger now for more than 20 years, something happened last night in the club twice that's never happened to me ever before. Two different dancers told me about their fishing exploits. The first told me…

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Any out of the clunb action at Mass clubs?

Mostly interested in Mac's two and The Club.

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OT: Finland in "Grave" Situation

Maybe jestie214 was right. After effects of the Winter War after all this time so long ago? http://www.businessinsider.com/finland-is-in-a-grave-situation-2015-6

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What would you do?

I was at the club last night and went into the men's room. Stepping up to the urinal, I detected a flash of green on the floor. It was a dollar bill about 8 inches off center from the area…

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Long time, First time

Everyone once in a while there will be a review stating that "I've been coming to such and such club for years..." or "I've been going to clubs in ________ town for years now..." but its the reviewers first review.…

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June 17, 2015

Will be a very important day for the markets.

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14 June 2015

Are you clubbing today ?

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Troll, Plagiarist, Blasphemous, son of satin

What else you got ? Im da bade mane

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your favorite scandal on TUSCL ?

Mine was when i was copy and pasting shadow cats reveiws at other clubs lol

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is it just me ?

Is Rancum and ricky boy da same person ? They full of dem selves

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TUSCL

Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction

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improved version of the system

Pick up lines work. ..for the realz https://youtu.be/rB_K502_eVI

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Stopped in on a Saturday night...

Stopped in on a Saturday night around 8:30. They had about 7-8 girls working tonight. I guess I got lucky in that one of the girls named Diamond came and sat with me.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This place is massive with lots...

This place is massive with lots and lots of girls, as there are always 6 on stage at all times. Lap dance setup is a little too close for comfort, as it is just…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Visited Synn today- been wanting to...

Visited Synn today- been wanting to get to a COI strip club for a while now and it didn't disappoint. The covers a little pricy at $15 (is it cause it's a weekend?) and I…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

I stopped in as I was...

I stopped in as I was going by there anyway. Started out slow, went to the bar and bartender was texting on his cell phone as were several dancers sitting at the bar (I…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Was tempted enough to go out...

Was tempted enough to go out to consider coming here tonight. Drove up and got to the parking lot where there were all of seven vehicles. Seven. At 10 PM on a Saturday night. Two…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

First time to taboo since a...

First time to taboo since a friend recommended it..went there for a friends b day so we decided it was the perfect place to go..first off i really liked the club layout and how…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Club is under new management. The...

Club is under new management. The former GM from Harem and the former dj from Harem have teamed up to try and renew life into this club. They have a list of new girls who…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I really like this club. There...

I really like this club. There is no alcohol but you are not coming here for that. Drinks available are water, fruit juices, red bull and some non-alcoholic beer. Mileage is awesome here as…

Sphinx Show Girls

Detroit, Michigan

Long time since I've been to...

Long time since I've been to an sc. was back in the D for a short time. I had read reviews for this place before and it was on my list. I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

If you're drunk and looking for...

If you're drunk and looking for an EASY place to get what you want then this is the place for you. Dancers are a 7 at best but are very attentive. Really this is a…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Fairways Inn reopened fro Saturday nigh...

Fairways Inn reopened fro Saturday nigh in NASCAR weekend (May 30th). Technically they open at Noon but the dancers do not start coming in until 2:30 or 3:00. On Saturday night there were…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Went by on a Thursday afternoon,...

Went by on a Thursday afternoon, arriving around 1 pm. Cover charge was $10 ($20 for VIP). When I said I was surprised there was a cover charge in the day, I consistently got the…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Went by on a Thursday afternoon...

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 2. Definitely had an upscale feel to it. I hadn't had lunch, so got a cheeseburger and fries off the menu for $6.99. Pretty good burger. While I…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Probably best strip club in AC...

Probably best strip club in AC - pretty solid. $20 cover charge. BYOB club but there is a bar adjacent to the club where you can buy liquor at good prices. Wide variety of girls…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Stopped in this afternoon at TGC...

Stopped in this afternoon at TGC as I was taking a break from my summer projects and work. I walked in around 3:30 to find there were only 2 girls dancing. Rosee', a slender light…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Physically, this is a reasonably good...

Physically, this is a reasonably good establishment: good location right off of the hwy, lighted parking, very casual atmosphere, attentive wait staff most of the time, one bouncer , not so clean…you can go to…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I have been to this place...

I have been to this place a dozen times or more. I prefer afternoons because it is easier to get dancers attention. Place is clean and secure. Parking lot is inside a fence, which is…

Expose

Austin, Texas

I have only been here twice,...

I have only been here twice, and today was the second time. I would say the dancers here are all in all not as attractive as the ones at Yellow Rose, and not as skilled,…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Came in on Friday after exhausting...

Came in on Friday after exhausting my favorite club in the area (Pandoras). I hate how this club is basically in a basement of a sex shop, but once you are on the actual floor…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Visited Scarlett's on a Saturday evening....

Visited Scarlett's on a Saturday evening. Parking lot seemed fairly full, not totally packed. As other reviewers have mentioned, there was a club employee watching the parking lot, so I felt that my…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

I recently moved up to NH...

I recently moved up to NH from MA and decided to check out the Gold Club on Friday PM. Got there around 5:00 and stayed around an hour and a half. Very sparse crowd for…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

BYOB and they don't let your...

BYOB and they don't let your bring containers in the club - you have to buy a cup ($5), pour your alcohol at your car and carry the alcohol in a cup. One thing here…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

I was in town and decided...

I was in town and decided to give the local place a try. The layout is very strange. The building is small with a bar the wraps around the stage. You are a few feet…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went to miss kitty's after work...

Went to miss kitty's after work looking for some action. The dancers were decent, much more attractive than I thought. I was greeted by two of them when I walked in and we…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

First visit back to PHC in...

First visit back to PHC in a long time. The dancer quality seems to have dropped a little bit, but it's still my favorite club in the D. The dancers were mostly 7-8 with no…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Finally stopped in to check this...

Finally stopped in to check this place out. It's not called Solid Gold anymore, it's Texas Something Something. Paid my cover to a very strange door guy and headed on in. Club layout is…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

I have been visiting Saturday evenings...

I have been visiting Saturday evenings and nights. I'll add to the last review. They have had a hot dog truck outside the main entrance after midnight I believe on Saturday nights.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Had another chance to stop by...

Had another chance to stop by on amateur waitress night again and as usual it was pretty crowded. Watched the first round of contestants then I felt a tap on my shoulder and it was…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

This was truly a great place...

This was truly a great place to go to if your trying to relax and have a great time with some beautiful women. The place is a nice fitted area with nice decor and the…

Gentlemen's Club

Spitalfields, England

I probably shouldn’t write a review...

I probably shouldn’t write a review since Mrs Sea already did about our adventure to this little dive club but it’s just too funny not too. Day cover $2 Night cover $5 Beer $4 When we pulled up to…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

This club is ok if you...

This club is ok if you know what you are getting into. It isn't a strip club, it's a bikini bar. This isn't the type of place where you're going to be sitting at the…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I had high expectation for this...

I had high expectation for this place, but left very disappointed. No parking fee, beer is only $2, no daytime cover, very spacious, 3-4 stages with comfortable chairs, nice decorations, and very friendly waitress. The…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I was here and the club keeps on getting better! Came here at 4:00 PM on Saturday afternoon, which was early enough before they charged for parking (I…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Stopped in the club briefly Friday...

Stopped in the club briefly Friday night. Club really hasn't changed much. There is plenty of free and relatively safe parking in a well-lit lot. The lot typically is patrolled…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

I realized that I have visited...

I realized that I have visited all of the Rhode Island clubs except for its two newest ones and its oldest one, Mickey’s Valley View. Because the reviews of all three clubs on various sites…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Easy to find club right off...

Easy to find club right off the highway. I found street parking a block away the area is safe. No cover to get and the beer is cheap. The L shaped stage makes viewing of…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I went by on a Tuesday...

I went by on a Tuesday night around 10pm or so at the end of May. So there are a million clubs to choose from in Dallas, but I always seem to end up at…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in around 1pm for a...

Stopped in around 1pm for a bucket of mini beers...The usual cast of characters were dancing and just a few custies. Kat came over to sit and gave me the CV handshake. Tried…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I went on a Friday a...

I went on a Friday a few months ago. The valet I think was $7 and the cover charge was ten. They had about 15 or so dancers. Most were six or…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sister club to Bogarts which is...

Sister club to Bogarts which is around the block, similar motif but a little smaller and dark inside. There are 3 stages front and main stage to the right, smaller stage to the left…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

After printing a pass to Little...

After printing a pass to Little Darlings that was rejected at the door because we didn't ride their shuttle, we decided to WALK through an industrial neighborhood (at night) to Cheetahs. Explained what had happened…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

First time to KOD. Went...

First time to KOD. Went around 6 pm on a Saturday night. Parking lot seamed to have a lot of cars so I assumed it was a popular place. Walked in and…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

If you are reading this: STAY...

If you are reading this: STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT HOLE I was there recently...the worst experience EVER...One of girls "approached me" made an offer of 2 dances for $30, told me she is the dirtiest…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Got to the club at about...

Got to the club at about 10p on a Friday night in June. Stayed until about 1230. There were 15 girls in the club and about 8 customers when I got there and maybe up…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Checked out the club again. Same,...

Checked out the club again. Same, weird layout as before: long but narrow mainstays and small stage at back of the room. There's a lapdance room adjacent to main floor. Claustrophobic feeling and seats so…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Decided to tie a ride to...

Decided to tie a ride to The Fox and check out the feature - Danica Dillon. Shows always seem to start late so I arrived at about 9:30pm ($10 cover - only when…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Have been to Trumpps a number...

Have been to Trumpps a number of times on weekday evenings. The club has been remodeled which is now complete. The layout isn't bad, although a bit small. You can sit close to th stage…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday is $10 dance day, you...

Monday is $10 dance day, you get a good bang for your buck. The club itself is not the most pleasing on the eyes. I fact it's borderline disgusting. The women are average. The good part…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I think it's a good club,...

I think it's a good club, but I might have selected the wrong time to be there. The dancers are pretty, the management seems ok but I didn't get the vibe that I can be…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

The Low Down The word “surprised” rarely...

The Low Down The word “surprised” rarely comes to mind when reviewing gentlemen’s clubs. When you’re in a particular area, you generally know what to expect when you visit a club: big cities like Las Vegas…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

A hole in the wall type...

A hole in the wall type dive club. Not really a strip club. Sort of feels like you're at a house party in a living room with a tiny stage and pole in the middle.…

Smiles II

Roxbury, New Jersey

Smiles II is a friendly spot...

Smiles II is a friendly spot with a variety of dancers giving something for everyone's taste. Beers are $4.50/$5.50 for domestic/import. It was quiet when I came in but was picking up when I left. My…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I've actually only been here once......

I've actually only been here once... I had a friend/co-worker from another bar with me that was going to audition/apply for a dancing position and I was applying for a Shot Girl position... The outside…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Walked in (no cover, so that...

Walked in (no cover, so that was good) and sat at the bar. There were three girls, all of whom were talking to (presumed) regulars. That's totally fine, and I understand that.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

I had gone to Wax earlier...

I had gone to Wax earlier in the year and was very disappointed with the poor selection. It was cold out and thought perhaps the selection would be better now that it's warmer. It was.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went there on a Saturday night...

Went there on a Saturday night and had a blast. Reached around 9 pm and paid 13.50 for cover, that's a strange no. Inside its big and 3 side stages along with main. Had a…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Stopped by here for a little...

Stopped by here for a little fun and like most busy Saturday nights, it can take a little while for the girls to make the rounds, at least you can get an idea of who…

Satin Dolls

Boise, Idaho

Came in on a Thursday night....

Came in on a Thursday night. Wasn't so busy at first but it picked up eventually. Paid for the cover at the bartender and stepped inside. One stage was open and the dancers make their…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Summary: This is an unremarkable club....

Summary: This is an unremarkable club. Based on my personal experience, you're not missing anything by passing this club up. I normally frequent the Playhouse next door, but decided to venture out from my comfort…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

Six girls working. Spent time between...

Six girls working. Spent time between this club and Lanie's over a few hours on a Saturday night. It was my first time here late on a weekend night and it was a more lively…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

This club is a must visit...

This club is a must visit if you are in Durham. The ladies are awesome. Great seeing a good crop of young good looking girls working. They even have a massage girl…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

As others have written, this is...

As others have written, this is not your typical strip club. It harkens back to the olden days -- all you get is VIP dances and the two basic costs are $60 for 20…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

I will break up this review...

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ########## NOTE: ########## This club has undergone a few changes thus this review is rather lengthy – you may want to skip reading it if…

Sugar Shack

Clarion, Pennsylvania

Was traveling through PA, and decided...

Was traveling through PA, and decided to check this place out after stopping nearby for the night. It was a Thursday and I arrived around 10pm. They open at 9am. As others…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Well to start off this club...

Well to start off this club was empty! They need to hire more women. There were 4 ugly chicks 4 okay chicks and like 2 really hot girls. One of those was a chick named…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Bazz n crue has reopened 4XB...

Bazz n crue has reopened 4XB while remodeling bazz n crue i decided to pop my head in at about 1am .walked in security was picky as hell .. the set up of the club…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

This place is the only strip...

This place is the only strip club near where I live. I hadn't been there in months so I decided to give it another go. Unfortunately the place hasn't changed much in both physical appearance…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

i was there yesterday 06 /13/...

i was there yesterday 06 /13/ 15 around 10 pm with my wife , we are latino couple on ours 31 years old nice looking very clean and good taste so we stop by the…

Club Good Times

Columbia, Pennsylvania

nice club, we had a nice...

nice club, we had a nice time. dancers were attractive and friendly. byob was nice and gave us more money to spend on dancers. lap dances were 20 dollars, but they only have one kind,…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I stopped by this place because...

I stopped by this place because I was staying in downtown Milwaukee and didn't want to rent a car; a cheap Uber ride got me over to this place. PLEASE NOTE: It is now…

Cleopatra FKK Sauna Club

Augsburg, Germany

I went to Cleopatra after not...

I went to Cleopatra after not being able to get into Colosseum. I arrived at Colosseum around 10pm on Sunday night. The door was locked and I rang the bell. A smallish Romanian looking chick…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Went on a Saturday night and...

Went on a Saturday night and after paying the $15 cover, which I think is way too high, walked in though the double doors. Be it that this is a fairly average to smaller…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This review combines two visits on...

This review combines two visits on weekend nights over the past month. Overall, things are picking up at Choice after a bit of a slump. Cover at night is $16 and includes two tickets for…

The Men's Club

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

Fancy place with great booze, very...

Fancy place with great booze, very attractive dancers, decent shows and passable private dances (in that order). Recommend going at least once for the experience, but ultimately overpriced for the alternatives in DF. Club is very…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Arrived late on a Saturday night...

Arrived late on a Saturday night and dint know what to expect. Parking lot well lit and was being monitored. Inside was packed, seemed there was a bachelor party going on. As…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I don't usually visit strip club...

I don't usually visit strip club on a Sunday afternoon, but I got a couple hours to kill before dinner, so why not. As usual, $1 draft beer before 9pm. The parking lot was pretty…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

i have read several reveiws on...

i have read several reveiws on this place and was in town so I figured I would check it out. I arrived just about midnight, walked in and found myself in a very "urban"…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Stopped in around 3 on my...

Stopped in around 3 on my way home from business. That is when they opened so there wasn't anyone there but a guy at the door and the bartender. The place is clean and about…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went here about midnight yesterday. Saw...

Went here about midnight yesterday. Saw about 5 girls dancing. Was offered $20/30 dances from a tiny Asian, Melissa I think, it was loud and I was a little drunk. Went for the $30. Ok…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

i my made first...

i my made first visit Bugaboo's in several months, nothing has changed at this place. It is still extremely dirty at the bar, the stage and the bathrooms are unusable they are so…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Arrived about 10 or so, walked...

Arrived about 10 or so, walked in, was surprised how well lit. Had a sports bar meets honky tonk. Smoking not allowed inside, but there is a covered patio area. All but…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Centerfolds isn't for everyone, but I...

Centerfolds isn't for everyone, but I love this place! It reminds me more of a local dive bar that also happens to have dancers. On any given night there is a group of locals lingering…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on May 23r dafter sitting in Club 390 for a couple of hours and not really seeing a girl that caught my eye. I was here sometime time last year…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Came to Suzy's on a Sunday...

Came to Suzy's on a Sunday afternoon to see what the place was about. It's as if a neighborhood bar decided to add in a a dancers stage and say they were a strip club.…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Okay, here's some advice first off....

Okay, here's some advice first off. Do Not Pay the additional $10 for the lap dance wrist band which is good for $10 laps. Turns out these I'm told are more like air dances…

Bada Bing

Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten

This is one of the top...

This is one of the top 5 clubs in the world. The ladies might not all speak English... but they are smoking hot and know the international language of happy, happy endings. This is the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I visited this club two days...

I visited this club two days in a row, first on a Wednesday, then the following Thursday. Both visits were at about 5 pm. The club is located in a strip mall. Looks cheap on the…

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A Tribute to Blank Space

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Dancer gives me $20 back and buys me a shot

This girl must have been really drunk. She admitted to being "tipsy", but I think she had crossed into drunken territory pretty quickly. I take her to VIP. She said she wanted to talk about it first. I knew she…

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To all the dissenters about Nuts plagiarism in the article section, check this o

Lmao! Nobody said a word..... https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=17822

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Mitzi's Funkstown MD

Anyone ever been both there and Showcase Theater in Beltsville? Was a Showcase regular, now closer to Mitzi's, curious if it's worth checking out.

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A classic PL move

Recently the manager at my main club was offering movie size boxes of Mike and Ikes to anyone who wanted one. He had then because some PL brought in a down boxes, one of each flavor he could find, for…

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Nikitas owner not gulity

http://www.goupstate.com/article/20150609/ARTICLES/150609714/0/search

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Fantasies Night Club in Baltimore... temporarily closed.

I went to stop by and see some of the ladies and enjoy a drink and some company. But it seems that the club was close. It was shut down. I'm being told as of this moment…

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I Love you guys

I mean all of you haters and juice crew fans Without you guys i would not laugh or get laid nearly as much

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Nuts new motor home......

...it's all he can make do with, since he blew up the first one http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1117/1265143093_4888b626b0.jpg

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Always lock up your guns.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/qKHeXC7L85s?rel=0

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Guy repeats same sentence over and over for review

2nd review, I thought I lost my spot reading but he just kept repeating himself lol https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=3129 He did it other times to in his reviews in his profile Worked here when this club first opened up. There's…

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Nuts! What happened to your motorhome?

That dude your car app is awesome.... www.caravanguard.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fire-damaged-tourer-1.jpg

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The frog system!

Yesterday I got a pet frog and set up a terrarium for the little guy and gave him some crickets! I'm thinking of calling him "Froggie" or "4got2ribbitt"! OK, the latter is a joke, and little 4got's real name isn't…

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How to find clubs

Back in the days before TUSCL and other site/internet how did you all find clubs when you traveled. Did you scan the telephone book under 'Night Clubs', Dance Clubs, or Erotic Entertainment. Perhaps looked under Adult Bookstores then go to…

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Standards of fucking

I'm a young guy. I find myself not wanting to fuck anyone below a 8. Even with the 8's, after I fuck her once I'm tired of her. I don't know why my standards are so fucking high. I need…

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Awkward to say the least

Last night I went to a local strip club and I saw a stripper in there that I work with. Yikes! It was a little more awkward for her than it was for me. She said half jokingly she would…

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Bacon!

Does it get any better than this? Bacon scented lottery tickets. And a few lucky winners can win a life-time supply of bacon. http://www.indystar.com/story/news/2015/06/03/hoosier-lottery-debuts-bacon-scented-lottery-tickets/28400533/

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Dancer, customer arrested for lewd behavior at strip club

The dancer and customer were arrested for "public lewdness" in a San Antonio club. I wonder what specific lewdness was involved. http://www.ksat.com/content/pns/ksat/news/2015/06/12/dancer--customer-arrested-for-lewd-behavior-at-strip-club.html

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Pink Pony Networking and Power Lunch

So they have started this on Fridays' with a local radio station. The first one was yesterday. well, maybe there will be more. I drove by and the place seemed a little empty. Was…

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Good Saturday Morning to everyone!

I was looking at some of the cleavage pics in my never going out of style thread. One of those pics reminded me of when I was a kid and I acted like I didnt know how to tie my…

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10 strippers arrested in Florida for breaking lap dance ordinance

No fun in Seminole County. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/251971/10-strippers-arrested-in-florida-for-breaking-lap-dance-ordinance/

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

Found myself in Lubbock after a...

Found myself in Lubbock after a diverted flight for engine trouble made us spend the night. I would never go here willingly. After a bit of frustration at being "out in the middle of…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

First time I visited the...

First time I visited the zebra. I was a long time patron of cheaters. So I decided to go check out the new place The renovations very nice the club was not dark…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

After a really busy 6 months...

After a really busy 6 months I’m taking a week off and thought I’d at least put out a report or two that might be of use to my fellow mongers. I’ve visited…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

Great place to have a good...

Great place to have a good time. The front is nice, with a $3 cover charge for drinks and you must be 21+ to get in. But there's a back where 18+ can get in,…

Bebe Dolls Cabaret

Midway North, Texas

This a trip club has been...

This a trip club has been shut down for a while and replaced by hollywood nights which also shut down. While it was there though I would choose it over any other donnas strip club.…

Paradise City Uncensored

South Houston, Texas

I was pleasantly surprised when I...

I was pleasantly surprised when I arrived about 9 PM and the club had dancers (but no DJ). Before long the main dance floor had a steady stream of ladies removing most or all of…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

A wide variety of dancers, in...

A wide variety of dancers, in ethnicity, body type, attractiveness and even age. While taste is individual, you're likely to find something to appeal to you. Staff is friendly, by strip club standards. Gigantic, nicely…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Went back in April. Place is...

Went back in April. Place is generally clean with an upper area. The seats are a bit squeezed but the girls weren't too bad. They had some specials going on through the night and had…

Foxy's Lounge

Altoona, Alabama

Went in around 10:00 PM last...

Went in around 10:00 PM last Friday night. For the money the place is hard to beat. You can't beat the cold beer and the little sweethearts working here. The little gals know a thing…

It was my first time at...

It was my first time at a club like this and I had a good time. A bit of an odd setup where there was a normalish West Village bar downstairs that you enter through…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Really stands out from the rest...

Really stands out from the rest of the clubs in portland, the dances are very much worth it at $20 a pop. They have managed to have some standards when it comes to girls…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Very small run down place full...

Very small run down place full of regulars that I guess just don't know better. Full of fatties and 6s tops, typical oregon hospitality which is of course great, but if you're sexually…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Based on other high reviews of...

Based on other high reviews of this club, I guess I picked the wrong time. I arrived a little after 8pm on a Sunday evening and the place was almost empty, 2 other customers…

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All you can eat Buffets

When you go to an all you can eat buffet place, do you go take a huge shit when you start getting full to make more room? That way you can get your moneys worth

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What have you seen dancers eating a club?

I oncesay one down a footlong from subway lime nobodys business. Later I told another dancer that I saw her do that and dancer #2 thought I was talking about something else...haha

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That Dugger Kid is a Douchebag Faggot

Josh Dugger is a faggot perv for feeling up his sister's tits but I've gotta admit, they're kinda hot. Especially the one on the left http://youtu.be/87JtX5KuKmg

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Anyone ever been kicked out or banned from a club?

I got a warning my last trip to the LD area, but I know those are toothless and at worst result in a dancer fine. Anyone ever actually been kicked out of a club? I know some of you guys do…

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GTA 5 and GTA Online Stripclub in Los Santos

My favorite one is Juliet (GTA 5). Michael my character will take her home to fuk. He has $43 m in bank and lives in Vinewood (Hollywood). In GTA online there are fewer strippers at the club…

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The Dangers of Sugar Dating Whores

These women are worse than strippers: A. Many want a set amount of money a month which translates to high pop B. Many will do it bareback but who have they been with? STD risks. I think strippers…

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When your hard earned money goes to support a trailer trash ROB and her BF - Doe

Jim was infatuated with Barbie who was a dancer at a club near him. Afterall she would call him at work "your girlfriend is calling, come to the club." He told me it felt neat he had a…

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Never out of style

http://pics4guys.net/index014.html Great old fashoned cleavage

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Is Strip Clubbing an Addiction

Do you find yourself spending money on strippers without question, simply living for today. Have you ever had a situation your wife where all your money went or why your credit card debt so high. Money spent on…

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Drive-thru Pickup

I stopped at the McD's drive thru for an ice tea and the girl taking my money was young and rather cute. She greeted me with "Hello Darlin'" Not so strange. Lots of waitresses say that. But then she…

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New Plan

Okay, here's the little heads next idea. There is another MILF at my office I have flirted with a couple of times.She works on the same floor of the building with me, and I am senior to her in…

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Here's What Men Really Think About Women's Pubic Hair.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/10/women-pubic-hair_n_7544288.html?cps=gravity_2437_7338052050537650160

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"The goal is to make something that will arouse someone on an emotional, intelle

Yeah, right http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/technology/robotica-sex-robot-realdoll.html?ref=technology&_r=5

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Dude your car 2

So I pranked someone and they fell for it hard...lmfao. I go to the drive thru coffee place. I took a pic of a cae belonging toone of the baristas. I used the app to make a pretty good dent.…

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Ever use the yellow pages for escorts back in the day?.....

I did in the 80's twice, when I was pining over a girl who left me. I noticed sections that advertised dancers, models, entertainers to your door. Ok. The first one was a pretty cute girl who wanted $80 for…

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what is better?

Ass or TITTIES!

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TUSCL professional members

I have seen the gamut of professions on here. From medical doctors to college students. I'm curious as to whether you would seek out a "professional" for their services knowing that he/she was a horn dog member of TUSCL? And…

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My real name is

Foque Pronounced fuck you

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Did you see LeBron's Zipper Ripper?

Neither did I. I don't watch gay porn.

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Dude your car

Try out this app. It is awesome! You can take a picture of a friend's car and photoshop dents, scratches or a boot and send it to them. They will freak the hell out! One of my friends is on…

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Less carful if single and unemployed

For those of you who are married or in a serious relationship, and who also have traditional 9-to-5 jobs, how different would your strip club/mongering activities be if you were single and un-employed? Let's assume that you do not have…

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Sex with a Co-Worker

I was thinking of asking a female co-worker for sex on an upcoming business trip. This would only happen after a separation agreement has been signed with the ball and chain. And yes I am this person's boss.…

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Fuck"em

Fuck"em

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How many of us Pay for membership vs adding club reviews?

I normally just write up a review every couple months to check up on some SCs but Ive reviewed most of the SCs in my area. I looked at the pay membership link and i think there was an…

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Was I being a jerk!

Went out on an actual date last night for Mexican food! Woman notices me looking at the waitress! I admit that I like the fact that waitress is wearing tight shorts! Not a brilliant end to the evening! :(

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Good looking female golfer saves a life

This is the story I was looking for yesterday. http://www.wspa.com/story/29302613/ngu-golfer-childs-honored-for-saving-a-mans-life-while-she-played-in-a-tourney I'd get dances from her if she stripped instead.

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The Infamous GVL PP $2 Bill

In a previous thread the subject was brought up. I was wondering if anyone ever tried to deposit one into an ATM that directly accepts cash without an envelope? Does the ATM recognize it? BTW - I hated those suckers

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Less Careful if Single and Self-Employed

For those of you who are married or in a serious relationship, and who also have traditional 9-to-5 jobs, how different would your strip club/mongering activities be if you were single and self-employed? Let's assume that you do not have…

How I Accidentally became a Stripper

When I started stripping it was an absolute accident. I know what you're thinking , how does one strip by ACCIDENT ? Let me start ad first , when I went to apply, I was on desperate need for a job. One of my good friends was a go-go dancer. I was living in the country side though, far away from the main city where all the clubs were. When I asked her if there were any places closer, she told me about one near her. Which although the drive was about 45 minutes from me, it beat an hour an a half any day. So I went there to speak to someone, little did I know what…

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if u love black thick ass twerk u must watch this...aka papi chulo watch

Plies - Blue Hunda - Official Episode 1 Video (DL…: http://youtu.be/Oln4RQhES_A

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bitch u gone to make it

Billy Blue ft. Plies - Bitch You Gone Make It: http://youtu.be/Cw-kVwIXSUo

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perfect strip club muzik playboy

PLIES - If She Gone Fuck (Prod. by Shawn T) [Offi…: http://youtu.be/DvjkVdU_tmI

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Ricky boy selling his system again lol

Ask A Player Episode 3: http://youtu.be/sCORdmkcSPU

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i would love to fuck this bitch but would you ?

Lil Debbie - ME & YOU - Official Video: http://youtu.be/sJ5SmlZZihA

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My "CF" told me to go find a new girl

I hate that dealing with strippers is like walking on eggshells. You pay them compliments and they don't give a fuck. But boy, you say something they don't like and they drop you like a piece of trash. I had been…

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would you buy dances from these bitches

RiFF RAFF x GHETTY - VERSACE FRENCH TOAST (PROD. …: http://youtu.be/5XdmjT4qWFo

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funniest name called your penis ?

Dancer last night called mine a banana

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juicy bitching about a small dick...hmmmm

Is that why my mom bought you a magnifying glass and tweezers for your b day?

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Q and A with Crazy Joe

Fire away kids

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Accepting food from Strippers.

Yesterday a stripper came around soliciting table dances. She also had a plastic bag full of home made brownies and offered me one. I asked if they were laced with weed and she said no but I still passed. I…

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bitch said i had a lil dick

Fuck her that bitch had a huge pussy

Enjoying Life with Strippers

It's quiet. It's early. My coffee is hot. The sky is still black. The world is still asleep. The day is coming. In a few moments it will arrive. It will roar down the track with the rising sun. The stillness of the dawn will be exchanged for the noise of the day. The calm of solitude will be replaced by the pounding pace of the human race. The refuge of the early morning will be invaded by decisions to be made and deadlines to be met. For the next twelve hours I will be exposed to the day's demands. It's now that I must make choices. I choose love. No occasions justifies hatred. No injustice warrants bitterness. I choose joy. Life is…