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There is no doubt that this is the best "strip club" in the Northern Hemisphere. You can enjoy the dancers on stage or "enjoy" the dancers upstairs. My latest trip was on an early Tuesday evening. Regular readers know the drill. Park for $7 on the U.S. side (near Jack in the Box) walk a few hundred yards through the turnstile under the large MEXICO sign and you are in another world. Follow the signs to "Tijuana" over the highway to the right and you'll find the taxis eager to get you on board. All you have to say is "Hong Kong. Es cinco, si?" and in about five minutes for five dollars you'll probably be deposited in front of Adelita's, in my opinion the second best club on the street.

Hong Kong will be to the right about twenty yards. You could go there immediately, but you will be invited to Adelita's. There's no cover charge here so you might as well take a stroll around the floor where you'll see a wide variety of young ladies waiting for your attention. Waiting is the key word here. In Adelita's the ladies usually wait patiently along the walls for you to make the first move. They are all available and you might find one to your liking, but just wait.

Going out the front door, take a left now and head to Hong Kong. No cover charge here on weekdays either, but you will be patted down by the security guard at the door. No weapons allowed. Good. Now through the red curtain and into a wonderland of flesh and fantasy that can easily turn onto reality.