Today is National Filet Mignon Day!

I'll steak my claim!!!!

Mikey, you expect me some peasant loser like you can appreciate fine dining. Why don't you have dinner someplace more appropriate for your income bracket. Like Carl's Jr.

Meanwhile I'm back from a fine dinner at the Oceanaire where I also convinced to waitress to accompany me home and suck my cock for $5000. Chump change like that doesn't mean shit to me. In fact, I didn't even find her that attractive. Just wanted to prove I could do it.

I found out too late. I might have to celebrate later. It sounds like it would be better to celebrate later than not at all.