Lowest of the Low: share Your Club Lowlights
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Thursday, August 13, 2015 6:18 AM
Dancer quality and normal fights aside, what are some of the shittiest things you've seen in a low end club. I've been in dumps from Toronto to New Mexico and certainly have seen my share. Nowadays I avoid them all together and spend an evening watching a movie in my hotel room when on the road!
1. Not uncommon, but how shitty is it when the dancer has to pay a jukebox to be able to dance to make money?
2. I've been in a club that only served bud light cans (free with cover), red bull and bottle water. That's it and this wasn't a byob establishment.
3. One club gave a hand towel to each dancer when they went upstairs to the lap dance area, because they knew it was gonna get messy.
4. Gravel or dirt parking lots, almost always a sure tell sign you're at a shithole.
5. One club, the entire staff appeared to be on heroin with the exception of the doorman, he was just drunk.
6. A fight breaks out inside the club, 1 table gets broken, then the owner gets the two guilty parties outside to prevent any further damage, and encourages everyone in the bar to go outside and watch the rest of the fight in the parking lot.
7. When the kitchen is a vending machine selling Doritos and candy bars.
8. One time a beat dancer was bugging me then she had to go on stage. A cute dancer takes her place and I was actually planning on getting some lappers. Not so fast... Dancer on stages exits the stage in the middle of her set and proceeds to beat on the dancer sitting with me. Staff breaks it up, but all the other dancers and regulars are laughing at the battered dancer. She was new and I doubt she ever went back.
9. When the girl behind the bar is: house mom, bartender and VIP attendant all in one.
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