After blowing $5000 to turn a waitress at a nice restaurant into a whore I decided that I need to plan ahead for the weekend. I'm starting a day early and I have:
20mg ambien 8ball of coke chop it in lines 35mg roxis in lines mixed with the blow Great weed Gran Patron Platinum Louis xiii cognac Pineapple juice mixers
And coming by at 3pm tomorrow it is a 20 year old 5t 9 jet black hired stripper with fake DD's, a couple tongue rings,nipple rings, and covered in tats. Told her to dress up so shes sitting by my balcony in a dress that barely covers her ass or tits and some ridiculous pink stripper heels.
I'm gonna have fun bitchez!
Bet you losers wish you were me. Adios muchachos!
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I bet you wish you were as big a loser act as LMN, instead of this lameness........
I'm glad I'm not addicted to drugs. Drugs will mess you up given enough time.
well good for you - glad you got the weekend off from packing fries at Burger King!
What's up with this I_MN guy? I'm know it's an act but even beyond the non-brilliant aspect of rambling about drugs there is the d-baggy aspect of attacking mikeya02! Overall, I judge it as "not brilliant!"
I_MN! I_MN! I_MN!
this post should have been started once upon a time
Is Bill Cosby gonna be there, too!
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