The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Comfortable room
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pinester
Aug 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday After Midnight
Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much all nude, not super hot that night but not terrible. Quite a few curvy chicks, but I managed to find a skinnier one I liked. Dance in the private room was 1.4 so I went. Had a good finish and went on my way. Not bad for the money in SF, probably will be back next time I'm there.
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