I just saw this on a web page for a strip club. " Build your own bloody mary at our famous bloody mary bar!" Just how many ingredients can you put into a Bloody Mary?
I just saw this on a web page for a strip club. " Build your own bloody mary at our famous bloody mary bar!" Just how many ingredients can you put into a Bloody Mary?
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last commentJust pull the string and we will find out! LOL
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"Just pull the string and we will find out! LOL"
Shades of Trump vs Megyn Kelly! Not brilliant! But still kind of funny in a non-PC way! ;)
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In my experience, strip clubs with gimmicks are desperate. I'll pass.
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Let's see - are you gonna put a stick of celery, a cucumber or a crab claw in your Bloody Mary?
I think the "name your own price for a blowjob" night would be much more successful
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^^^^ true
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I'm pretty sure we know what Juice would put in his......
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@Tiredtraveler
ROTFLMAO
dang son, that was funny
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Gimmick I hate the most
Clubs that show MMA/UFC events. If yo girls are so ugly you have to show two dudes beating up on each other to draw customers, um, I think I'll pass on that place
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Let's see...
Tomato juice, V-8, and Clamato
Lemons and limes
Celery
Olives, black
Olives, green, stuffed with pimentos, bleu cheese, garlic
Banana peppers
Pepperoncini
Pickle spears
Pearl onions
Horseradish
Salt
Seasoned salt
Celery salt
Garlic salt
Black pepper
White pepper
Worcestershire sauce
Steak sauce
Tabasco, Cholula, three or four other hot sauces
Oh fuck, my glass is full and I forgot the fucking vodka.
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EarlTee - Good list. You can also use tequila instead of vodka.
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dont forget beef boullion
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Motor - I don't think it's that the girls are ugly and they have to show ufc. It's that it's popular and you get people who don't want to pay the PPV fee at their house. They would rather go somewhere and pay money for food/drinks and in this case girls to see the fight.
I personally don't want to be in a strip club for a ufc PPV. I want to watch the fights and not be distracted. I go to a bar to watch the fights then go to the club afterwards.
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Poor man's Bloody Mary...
Clamato and beer.
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That's funny Rech, I was going to say, don't forget the two strips of bacon, but I thought that was over the top
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A place I occasionally go on Sundays adds a shot of Porter beer to the vodka when they give you the glass for the fixins.
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I love Bloody Mary's and over the years I've learned to make a pretty good one. Earltee has a pretty good list of ingredients to have on hand!
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Aren't strippers basically just a gimmick to get us in the door? I have a feeling that's probably how it started out anyway.
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I've never seen an ugly girl after I've made a dozen trips to the Bloody Mary bar ....
But I wonder how I ended up waking up with some.....
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Lap dances started as a gimmick. At least one story goes that a Times Square theater club in the late 60s began what they called Mardi Gras hour where the strippers came out into audience for what we'd call mini-laps. Not sure if there's a plaque there commemorating it.
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