A Good One and A Boring One

Christie's has always been at or near the top of my list for longer than I care to admit. Girls come and go, but the club retains an ambiance of gentleman's clubs one only sees in the movies. This was, depending on your mission, a feature that increased draw or sent you home frustrated if something extra was on your mind. Nicely dressed for the most part, and almost all attentive and great stage dancers. In Christie's, you enter into one large room with stage and bar that (just a guess) would accommodate maybe 200 seated and standing. All of the lap dance areas are in more or less plain view of the central room. The VIP area is a smaller room through an open doorway that has several couches and offers only slightly more privacy. The champagne rooms are more to my liking but commensurately more costly. One nice room is divided into three or four areas by movable screens that do not quite close completely.

So there is the layout and now the title. This review covers a Thursday and Friday night. Thursday I rolled in early, around 8pm and not much going on and not many dancers only one of whom made the dial twitch. I hung around for 2-3 hours, had some nice conversations, fended off private dance offers, bought a few drinks but never felt any energy or saw anything super hot until I left. How I missed the tasty morsel at the door I do not know as it seemed impossible, later I found out she came late that night which was a relief. A very hot, slim brunette with the Look. She knows how to turn it up and down, probably has a built-in sense for the bucks in your pocket and looks as innocent as what? Driven Snow. Wrong!! She said Good Night with a smile and asked if I had a good time to which I replied that no one had struck a chord and I was heading home. She looked at me for a second, smiled brightly and offered herself for a champagne room dance IF I thought she would strike my chord. That was all it took. So I bought 20 mins for $200 and it was a great investment. She has an incredible body, well muscled but soft where it counts, and knows how to move. She was very good, whispering into my ear a few little come ons to get me going. Our time ended without a bang but it was fun and she is hott, hott and hott. As we prepared to head back to the big room, she whispered an invitation for a "special" if I came back the next night.

Fast forward to Friday night- I walk in the door and there she is surrounded by 3 or 4 guys hitting on her but she fended them off with grace. So I was right, I thought, she cherry picks the customers and takes only champagne dances which usually generate bigger tips. As I approached the desk, she smiled in greeting and then turned to an old guy who was trying to give her a bag. She took it, gave me a wait a minute look and ducked behind the counter. I peeked and she took a nice looking piece of lingerie out of the bag and made nice noises. She looks at the old guy and smiles, then turns away to me. Ready to go she said and off we went. I looked back and the old guy, who was dressed like a business man and probably well off, walking out looking none to happy. Then I realized she never said thank you, good bye or even looked at him after I stepped up. I felt that sinking feeling that my quickly vanished $200 would not get anything more special than a peck on the cheek. Well, I was right and so was she. She worked me over but good and about halfway asked if I would come back tomorrow night. When I said no, I was headed back to Charlotte then things eased off just a bit. As we got closer to the 20 minute mark I mentioned the special. She looked at me and said Honey I am special. Damn, fell for it again. It was almost worth it though, cause this chick is hott but knowing there is a shark inside takes some of the fun away. One thing about Christie's, if you wait a week or two, there is something new to catch your eye.