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Best Way to Train New Strippers

Was discussing the influx of new strippers with the master and our efforts to train them correctly. New strippers think table dancing means dancing, but we like grinding, touching, and other high mileage activities. Wouldn't it be better training, if…

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Captain Save-A-Ho Rides Again

My ATF's cable was cut off for non-payment, and ComCast required a credit card payment to resume service. Since she does not have a credit card, she asked if she could give me the money and I would pay…

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What do you guys think about Ben Affleck's former nanny?

I say brilliant! I'd get a dance from her! http://pagesix.com/2015/08/05/what-affleck-nanny-christine-ouzounian-is-really-like/

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Are all Liberals High?

Philosophical political questions from my high journal. Being high makes me liberal. It makes me sympathize with liberal ideas and strategies. And being high makes me happy and content. Question. Does this mean that being liberal makes…

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Offtopic cnbc, when will the fed raise rates and is there a lizard man?

As far as interest rates, watch the US 3 month treasury rates. When it reaches or exceeds .25% expect the central bank of the US to raise rates to .25%. It is data dependent. Every central bank…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Great Topless Bar

Lots of dancers - which makes your odds of finding good ones pretty good... If you can get their attention. But the stage had multiple girls rotating at all times - I dont think I…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

So made another late night trip to the bird to see what was happening

So made another late night trip to the bird to see what was happening. Surprisingly it was pretty dead maybe 10 people in the place. Saw a few girls 6-10 at the most. First girl…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Nothing Special at Blue Goose

Found a parking space in front of club which is unusual because there are maybe 4 spaces available. Can also park on side street or across the street. Traffic very busy on street especially around…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Fun night

Went here after grabbing drinks with my buddy on a Thurs night. Paid 10$ cover and 20$ for a booth. Didn't have many girls come into the booth to chit chat but the 3 to…

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

My Personal Favorite Club

I found this place while finishing up my military career in the Hampton Roads area. It quickly became my 'go to' hangout spot. Pros: 1. No cover. 2. Hal, the manager/DJ/cook (jack of all trades) is a genuinely…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Trip to Sparky's

Stopped by Sparky's again when I was in Fayetteville. Arrived around 2:15 and there were about 7-8 dancers on shift and about 3-4 patrons. All body types were represented as well as all races. Beer…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sharkey's is now Mickey's during the day

One of the dancers at Sparky's told me that Sharkey's is now Mickey's during the day. I went in to check it out. The old Mickey's closed, but apparently they are sharing the building that…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

In town for a short stay

If you are reading this, you go to these clubs for a reason. You don't want to waste your time with places that do not produce. GO HERE! At first I was disappointed and wanted to leave.…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

scouting out

Since I didn't actually get a show I don't know how useful this review will be but... I was interested in trying something different and kinky with my partner. I'd heard about LEC as well…

The Velvet Touch

Parma, Michigan

Weird

I have driven by this placce, located just off an exit on i-94, for years. Stopped in to see what it was about. This was a while back, but I just drove by…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A diamond in the rough

Forget the complaints about parking, etc. I went into the club and was immediately approached by a gorgeous girl who sat and flirted with me for quite a while. I tipped her, got a few…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Worth the visit

I took a drive from my usual haunts to visit this club based upon the reviews. I wasn't disappointed. There were about 10 girls working and I think the worse one was a…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

The early hours after opening weren't that great, but they weren't terrible.

I arrived just a few minutes after 8pm. I didn't realize they opened at 8pm until I read it on the sign on the door. It's a small place, but the stage is…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Dropped in for a minute

Dropped in for the first time in a couple years, and its still a little hole in the wall joint. Got there late so I had to pay 20 at the door. There was nobody…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow moving, but worth the trip out

I came in on a Thursday evening to see what all the fuss was about. The latina bartender was hot and there was a 2-for-1 drink special going on. Girls rotated on…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

AN UNEXPECTED VISIT

On this particular Wed I was on my way back from Playhouse Lounge in NJ to my Center City hotel at Penn's Landing which is just around the corner from Delilah's. Having been full…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Worth quick stop

Came in around 8pm on a Thursday night. 3 dancers on bought a coots light gave bartender &10. She said you still have on coming. Was approached by ginger. A cute blond with a…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasant surprise

I was expecting to work late on Wednesday but was pleasantly surprised to be finished early (10pm). Since I had a late night pass for the evening from the wife I decided to try…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Best club in Jax

This is a bikini bar, but the girls sometimes take their tops off, and sometimes offer a peak as you place the $ in their bikini bottoms. There are 3 stages, a large T shaped…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Money goes a longggg way!

After work I decided to go to Als. My last visit wasn't so amazing, but this time I had a great time. No entry fee, early on my visit only 2 dancers were on shift but…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not much changed

Well, after 3 and a half years I'm back at NOLA and the Quarter and I figure hey, let's check out the state of the tourist trap industry... Temptations is part of a locally-owned chain that…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

One of my favorites

Love this place. Atmosphere is very laid back and its never very crowded which gives you kind of free pick of any of the girls when you're there. The girls quality varies widely but there…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Great Quality Dancers

This has got to be the best quality of dancers around that I've seen - there were a lot to choose from, and most were very attractive. Even got to play pool with one of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Disappointing Visit

My past experiences at the Rhino have left me with the feeling that, like pizza and sex, even when it's bad, it is still pretty good. I wish I could say that that was…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

Fun times to be had

Swung out one night and found the club next door closed so figured I'd check this place out. $15 cover which seems to be high for the area. Didn't get any type of offer for…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Afternoon visit to Desire

I arrived at Desire around 4:30 to find the parking lot about 1/2 full. Parking appears to be safe. Desire is a nice looking club with a central stage and tip rail, two…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Cheap and dirty

Its a cheap and dirty place, but that.s not all bad. sure some dancers are old enough to be your mother, but the drinks are cheap and so are the dances. There are always a…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great return visit.

Stopped by on a Tuesday night. Paid the 10 dollar cover and walked up to the bar. 5.75 for a bud...still hurts, but when in Rome. Was approached at the bar by a nice blonde…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not Overly Impressed

I've read about Brad's for years, but never found myself in Indy at a time where I could check it out. I did this week, and I guess the legend is better than the…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Sunday afternoon

I have been going to this Cheatah club on and off since 1989. I love the place. It's one of the best run clubs in S. Florida. Management is always friendly. The waitresses go way…

Pretty Lady

Killeen, Texas

The stop by this club fell into the category of "time wasted" but I entered bored and with low expectations, so I cannot claim to be disappointed

The stop by this club fell into the category of "time wasted" but I entered bored and with low expectations, so I cannot claim to be disappointed. The positives first: friendly, not at all pushy…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Still reserving judgment

Went to this club when it opened. IN a word dead The first girl who came out was awesome. Very friendly. Got the impression more fun was available, however the VIP section is…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

review

This club has become my favorite in COI. I have gone a few times during the afternoon. As noted in other reviews, it is very dark inside and there is a drink hustle.…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Best in the area

Went here for a bachelor party when we stayed nearby. Definitely glad we did. The club itself has a good open design, with pool tables, a bar, the two center stages in the middle, and…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

Use admission pass

I was literally just walking by and thought "hey heres that club that opened this year". Thought I would check it out. As it was a spur of the moment visit, I didn't think to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

you never know what you will find

Decided to take the ongoing way home from downtown Detroit and stop by bogarts. I only had about an hour to kill but that was more than enough time. I pretty much stick…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Hard to say

I stopped by about 8:00 on a Thursday afternoon. There were only a few cars, but I thought there might be some talent. They now have alcohol, but it is the same split system that…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

So far best day shift in Houston

Third place I have been to and so far the best. Got a great lap dance with grindage, left happy. Only problem was it took forever to find a girl. Went in on a Wednesday afternoon…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Fuck this club

This club is a joke. First of all, the dance menu is absurd. Yes, there's an actual menu sitting on the tables like you're at a restaurant. There's like 20 options and you have to…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

NIght at the FOXY

Was in El Paso and went by Cabaret Club but alas.... closed on Sunday. So went to Red Parrot......a dud. So decided to try Foxy for first time. Went and paid the $20 cover.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Good Times

This review is actually over 3 visits in the same week in July, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday. Not sure why I took Wednesday off, should have gone then too! I got into San Diego on Monday…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Might have potential

I figured that I would give this place a try. I had been to Vic's and had my usual good time, but since they close at 8:00, I thought I'd give this place a try.…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

What more can be said.

I don't what else can be said about Vic's that hasn't been said. This was a typical Vic's afternoon/evening. Paid my $5.00 cover, chatted a few minutes with the bouncer about the upcoming football season.…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

V-JA's

Stopped by on a Friday evening while heading west on I90. They don't open until 9PM, so I had to plan ahead to avoid getting there too early. There was only one girl…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Beautiful interior, poor management at night

Someone spent a good bit of money on the interior of this club. In fact, more money is tied up inside the walls of this club then is apparent throughout the local neighborhood.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Go to Spend

This club was the second one that I've ever been to and the establishment seems very spacious and well maintained. It was $20 to enter and buy unlimited (non-alcoholic drinks). The waitresses seemed distracted, possibly…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Pretty good

Went with my girlfriend a few weeks back. We both had a great time. Both got lap dances from this super cute girl with glasses. Would definitely go back. Some of the girls weren't to…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not dissapointed

Arrived around 3 pm Door girl was less than friendly, I think she used to be a dancer. Her unfriendliness made no difference to me. She took my cover and slowly but surely got…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Great Steakhouse and Club experience

I really enjoyed this club. Highlights were the quality of ladies dancing, the decor, the service, and definitely the attached Steakhouse. I visited with my wife, and we had an expensive, but very worth it,…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

And so it goes

The PC is a reflection of the overall slide that's hit the block (and from what I've seen, most of the strip club industry). At one time, you could feel confident that you would go…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Meh

I came in on a slow Sunday and there were maybe 5 girls working. Brought the free pass for the website to get in free, but still had to pay like $5 for VIP access…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Great lunchtime experience

The lunch specials at Shotgun's are amazing. The quality of the dancers during lunchtime ranges from very good to not so good. Since this is a lunch review, let me say that the cooks at…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Crazy horse

Came back to the crazy horse for a second visit since the Columbia clubs have gone dead. This was before the recent shooting so things may have changed. The place was a little more happening…

Key Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Ghetto Booty

This place is a black girls club. I was in town for work and went here as it was close to where i was driving. The girls were all black except one & of you…

Main Attraction

Camp Pendleton South, California

Main Attraction Oceanside

The only reason why this club gets business is because it's literally the only club in Socal between Los Angeles and San Diego. Overall it's fun, and you'll have a decent time if you go,…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Bad Visit

Every visit is different. Rules on entry seem arbitrary, where you pay changes, how much you pay varies, and attitude of girls is inconsistent. I have had a strong of good visits while reading…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Still not quite ready to return to Sharkys since the raid several months ago, so I paid another visit to Victorias instead

Still not quite ready to return to Sharkys since the raid several months ago, so I paid another visit to Victorias instead. I only saw one girl that I recognized from…

PYRMD

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Strip Club Virgin

I admit that I am a strip club virgin. I have never walked into or have been near a strip club until last night. It was amazing. My first amazing strip club experience is written…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Caddy

Many good clubs in Providence to chose from. Caddy has taken turns as my favorite, but not recently. Day shift, which is when I am able to come, had more mediocre girls this visit than…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Safari, worth a stop

I never visited Safari before the remodel so I walked in without expectations. The club looks nice and clean with VP machines, a back patio and a couple of stages. When I arrived…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

I will be back Sky

I am in EOD and been down for awhile and finally was able to get out to see the famous Matador. I was able to meet Skye and I will have to say she is…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Classy, slightly spendy, sexy dancers

Went in and immediately struck up conversation with one of the girls. Bought her drink and had a few dances and she rubbed her tits in my face during. Then she convinced me to go…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

new services being offered

Have not been here in a year or so and went back with a friend instead of hitting another place due to proximity to our next destination. Place did not change in a year…

The Pony

McClure, Illinois

First time in Illinois

Had an hour to kill before an overnight shift and dropped in around 9pm. $7 cover and over a dozen dancers. The entertainers weren't keen on being topless when the dollars weren't flying.…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Another trip to showplace

Decided to make another stop into the old showplace. Being right off route 10 it's pretty easy to get to and the neighborhood isn't really too bad at all. Pretty well lit and…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

GoodFellas Good Happy Hour

I pulled into the large parking lot at GoodFellas (formerly Thee Southern Belle) for their new Happy Hour. When I went to Thee Southern Belle two years back, it was a large club which opened…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Wednesday July 9th

Came in around 1pm. Over 10 girls on shift. Cover was $12 for two non-alcholic drinks as usual. Bouncers are always friendly. Took a seat, and as usual the ladies will approach one at a…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Awesome spot

I was on my way back from Erie, taking the scenic route. I didn't plan on stopping anywhere, but Kandy's sign caught my eye and there were some cars / bikes in the lot…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Very, very nice

Haven't been here for at least 5 years. Went on a Fri, no cover before 7 pm. First thing that strikes me was the food ! I don't mean just chips & dip, but…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Second Visit to PT's

I went to PT's Showclub a couple of weeks ago. Didn't have a good time. Decided to try again. This time I had a good time. PT's Showclub is easy to get to, a half mile off…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time visit

This place was pretty chill on a Tuesday afternoon. The dancer quality was pretty good, about 10 girls dancing at the time. The club is set up pretty nicely, with nice chairs to…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Good neighborhood club to chill

I've been to this club at their old location on Hawthorne and at the new place on Powell, which luckily is just around the corner for me. They've kept the same look and vibe at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

An Afternoon To Remember

I get to visit Follies once or twice per year and Monday was my time. I arrived around 1pm before valet started so I backed into my parking spot free of charge. A cute girl…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

Nude yes.. Quality...mmmmm

Read reviews as it was close to where I was staying. Parking in back was semi-valet as there was room to park but you pay. Two uniform security at the lobby; the cashier was probably…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Hot time with Kylee

I was out of work early and saw Nite Moves as I drove through Latham. It had been a couple of years since I had been in the place. I paid my $10 cover and…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Great place to work

I worked here a little while ago and loved it. The girls are beautiful so lots of competition but they are all really nice and never get into fights or catty drama. The management is…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

"Hidden" gem near Times Sq

This place seems like it has to be a rip-off, from the location, the guy standing outside, the fact that it's near Times Sq. But it's not. It's a great value and worth your time.…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Naked girls

Deja Vu is a decent joint. Cute girls are in abundance, any time I've gone, Wednesday night or Saturday afternoon after a round on the links. Quality of the dances are variable and girls tend…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Not worth it

Don't get me wrong, it's always great to see topless women dancing on stage, but I found this club to not be worth much more than a quick visit here and there if you have…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Bella's X3

My third trip to Miami in the last couple of months and I find myself at Bella’s again for the third time. Obviously, I kind of like the place. It’s definitely a blue…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Cafe Risque

This review is a combination of daytime and nighttime visits. Cafe Risqué is a nude club in Micanopy and is just adjacent to I-75. In general Cafe Risqué is unappealing for private dances because of…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

Amazing

On my second trip to House of Babes I stepped inside everything was the same. Only a few people were there and about 4 dancers. I was sitting at the bar drinking my beer and…

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To my ATF: No One Else Comes Close

Let me just be stupid for a second. Here is a song I really like and when I listen to it I always think of her. I actually just decided to take a break from her and the clubs for…

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Problems OTC

Hey all I'm a newbie and this is a two part question. Have any had drama after OTC? Also, the only acronyms I know are OTC, ITC, and ATF. So if anybody knows a link or…

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"Non-loser" Boyfriends

ATF Lite's babydaddy is still kind of a loser, but his high school basketball team did make it to the Michigan state championship game. (big school class). They lost though. But two of his teammates made it to…

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Did I Ever Mention that RickyBoy is Gay?

Lol!

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Nasa secret....what the astronauts really did on the moon

https://instagram.com/p/n8TGNhGg0Q/?taken-by=herbkitchen

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Fort Wayne 2AMer.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) A woman was shot after police say a man opened fire at north-side strip club early Thursday morning. Fort Wayne Police were called just after 2 a.m. to the parking lot of Stewies club on Coldwater Road…

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Question for shadowcat

Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you. Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you are, but I figure we felines…

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Time for Superbowl picks.

Last year I picked the two conference winners,great,I'm gonna put that wad on the Seahawks.Then with 26 seconds and one yard to go Mrs Carroll has the biggest meltdown in SB history,ouch.Remember that Jordanian pilot that got burned alive by…

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A warning to the gun toting TUSCLers if you decide to hunt lions

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too. And know that I've figured…

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Casinos, nightclubs, bars.

Anybody here partake in any other activities besides strip clubs? I always wanted to go to a casino but I don't need another addiction. I might go broke.

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Have your friend shit all over her walls so it pisses off her dad so you get a h

Brilliant https://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ

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A science exhibit everybody can get behind!

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/japanese-exhibit-anus_55c27a1ce4b0d9b743dab4b4 Just click on it! It's brilliant!

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Toronto design company gets wood from former strip club

http://globalnews.ca/news/2149870/toronto-design-company-gets-wood-from-former-strip-club/

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WHAT MAKES A GREAT STRIP CLUB SONG

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/what-makes-a-great-strip-club-song-7541038

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Speaking of Facebook.....A number of ex-dancers "find religion"

I have a few facebook friends that are retired dancers, but I sometimes look at the profiles of their stripper friends. They're girls I may have seen in the club, but don't really know. Seems like there are…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Not bad...but not great...decent place to spend some time.

Well the best thing about this place is that it is full nude. Some dancers are friendly...however, seems like some of them spend most of their time with the regulars. In regards to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Semi annual visit

I head back here every 5 or 6 months. Mainly to see if the talent has flucuated, but mostly to see the trend in dance prices. The cover has been a steady $20…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Slow weekday evening

I have been to this club on a weekend night where it is packed with customers and you can it gets a claustrophobic. My last visit, on a week day evening around 9:30pm, was the…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

Into XS

Ok, so this club is no longer the Cabaret. It is now called XS and serves alcohol, so it is only topless. But lets get in to it. I went in around 11 pm and…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Tourist Trap

I have walked past this place a few times before finally going in. They usually have girls sitting outside trying to convince you to come in. Once you go in, be prepared to be bombarded…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Mediocre

Swung by on a Wednesday evening and it was almost dead, 3 patrons and a dozen girls. They were all circling like vultures. One by one they would come by, ask if they could give…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great value

So after a less than stellar visit to the OG I walked down the street to this dive. It truly lacks in all appeal, however it makes up for that in its fully nude dances…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

I'll be back to fill more

There are a lot of attractive girls here and I was very pleased with the variety of ethnicity and body types. The drink prices are about average, around $8 for a beer. The VIP area…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH - best around

Stopped by playhouse lounge after a long hiatus and definitely worth going back. Long stage with dancer up there but that's not what this place is for. The dollar parade still beats many clubs but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

FUN RETURN

So, back to Philly for a couple of days of business travel and found myself with free time on a Wed PM. Decided to take advantage of the non-rush hour traffic and headed up…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Another Great Time

Typical WI bar atmosphere, with a couple stages (although I've never seen the back stage being used). Nothing fancy, but the place seems clean enough. Girls were curious when I entered, because I'm not a…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Another PM

Stopped by the PM while on road trip to Boston. Place is easy to find off of I %. neighborhood isn't too good, but shouldn't be a problem while still light out.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Not a Bad Club for Your Money

As a 20+ year servicemember, I've been to my share of clubs so I feel qualified leaving reviews based upon my experiences of a particular club relative to other places I've been to. Also, I…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Hit or miss

Came back here in the evening on a week day. Got a few dances. The first couple were great. They were from this thick girl with an amazing ass. Great mileage, let me touch her…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Hit or miss.

Came in at 12:30. Same routine as always. 7 dollar valet, greeted by bouncer, asked me if I wanted a table for 20 extra bucks, I declined. Sat down at the bar,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Yay Danielle!

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon in late July. It wasn't all that crowded, with about five dancers and four or five patrons. What was most unusual was that four out of…

La Madames

Louisville, Kentucky

Closed

This review is the latest in the open and closed saga of the club at this location. This club is located right next door to the Pussy Cat Lounge and was known as Post Time for…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Few new girls at 1320

I usually visit 1320 once a month or so depending on my work travel. This place is close to home but as many know VA clubs aren't the best so I usually visit when…

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OTC offered

I've been trying to get OTC from a Minneapolis strip Club for years. I've had decent in club relationships with a few girls but whenever I brought up OTC they would shut it down. A couple girls acted like they…

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Titties

The one thing in the world that men can all agree on that they love: soft, natural, perky titties. World wars may rage and hatred may be exchanged between different races, countries, religions, social statuses, and political ideologies, but one…

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First Couple Club Trip

So the man and I had a impromptu trip to the strip club with friends. It was short, and both of us have never really been, but realized that the trip led to some great after hours for the two…

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First Couple Club Trip

So the man and I had a impromptu trip to the strip club with friends. It was short, and both of us have never really been, but realized that the trip led to some great after hours for the two…

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Does anybody else here facebook stalk their strippers? and is it helpful?

I assume the answer is yes. I definitely do. And I don't mean it in a bad way or to hurt anyone of course. I have several on my own FB. Probably about 10. There is one DJ and 1…

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Detroit?

Going on a business trip to detroit soon, I'm from Phoenix and am used to the hi-liter. Any good suggestions?

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Is your club clearly visible on Google maps?

I went up Dale Mbray Highway today on google maps so I could see Mons Venus, Tampa. I was bored. Is your regular club clearly visible on google maps if so tell me the club name, street and town so…

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Late night clubbing. Why?

I mostly go clubbing during the day shift. The exception is when I am out of town and have to decide between the hotel TV or a strip club. What I don't understand is how and why most clubs fill up…

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Founder, how about condom reviews?

Reflecting on JS69's thread, and on how most strip club mongers like to brag: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36476 If we had a system for reviewing condoms, playing on that propensity for bragging, it would encourage condom use and hence be a social good, besides providing…

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PHILLY MONGERERS QUESTION

Taking a business trip soon to the Philly area. Dont have much time so wanna get down to the point. I'm looking for a club with the best quality girls (white or black) that offers extras. Not looking for big…

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What is your kryptonite in the strip club?

Mine is a nice juicy ass. What say you?

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Apologies to my TUSCL friends!

If I am are wrong about something I always try to apologize! Accusations of trolling shouldn't be thrown around randomly and they typically result in more trolling, so I should have bit my tongue and not accused rickdugan of trolling! Mind…

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convo quality

How do you feel about pre and/or post dance conversations (e.g. when her mouth isn't already busy lol).

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Strip clubs out of business soon?

To late for many, but OK for future PLs. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robots-the-norm-50-6190575

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When I'm 87 years old

this is how I want to live. Do you think people will believe that my strippers "dance for him to soothe his notoriously explosive temperament – and nothing else"? http://dailym.ai/1MMgRzd

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What's up with people trolling my buddy Rick Dugan?

Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm more of a savanna cat. Big…

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Shoot out at Rock Hill SC strip club

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/04/jadeveon-clowney-dad-mugshot-attempted-murder-strip-club/

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This might be the end for Atlanta's "Doll House".

http://atlanta.curbed.com/archives/2015/08/04/apartments-cheshire-bridge-strip-club.php No loss in my opinion.

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A must have if you're afraid of bully bouncers......

Carry one of these... http://www.incrediblegear.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/14/brass-knuckle-duster.gif

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Flint, MI 2AMer.

FLINT — Police say a man has been found fatally shot outside a strip club in Flint. The Flint Journal and WEYI-TV report officers responded early Tuesday at Cloud Nine and found the man dead of an apparent gunshot wound. Police are…

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Adding on to Shadow's post of PP clubs going down hill.

Last night I met some friends at the PP in Columbia SC. Got some cd's. yes there is still a person in couch room bird doging. But the dancers were pretty good. 1 way touching. made a pit stop to…

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Stand your Ground at the Strip Club

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/fred-grimm/article29888830.html

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Tootsie's has been Sold

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/real-estate-news/article29880694.html

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Thug Bouncer

http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article29891662.html

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Fresh Drink Rule

I have never heard of this before until several people mentioned it in a recent post. How does this work exactly? And how is it enforced? And what clubs have this rule? I've been to 75-100…

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I'm gonna be an actor in a porn film

So I was watching a dancer love my penis the other day. I've taught her to kiss, lick, love, devour, suck, and be my oral slave. I'm watching it, loving the visual of my ultimate porn scene being…

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Long Distance SS Advice?

Got hit with some SS yesterday. "Car payment is due in a few days, I'm so worried I'm going to lose my car. " She didn't ask for anything but was obviously hinting. I'd love to use this to my advantage but…

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BBBJ vs FS ?

No – not another thread as to which is your preference. This one is about ease of getting. Although the black dancers in the black dives I hit are often VHM and UHM w.r.t. dances; IME many black women and not just…

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Rachel Dolezal and Why this Black Man would not date her.

I've come across smart, intelligent white women like Dolezal in professional work places. I would say three in total who were vere attracted to me. Eventually what I realized is that they wanted in (to empathize with) to the "black…

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When Google and urbandictionary are Not Helping

Off topic: Has anyone been watching "The Last Ship" on TNT? Especially the ex-military guys. Several times in recent episodes, the Navy guys have used the term "Whiskey". By the context, it must mean…

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If she wants a dance from you....Fill in the blank

If you're gonna get a lapdance from a girl, she can't have blank. For me it's a flat ass. To this day I believe I've only gotten a dance from one girl that had a flat ass (she ended up being…

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Good to the last drop

CIM is pretty important to me because of the "continuity". My last experience was pretty special. Not only did she want it in her mouth , she went back after the last little bit. Helped with clean up too!…

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What policy\rule makes you never go back to a club?

For example... I never go back to Bikini clubs "Fresh drink" policy clubs And black clubs.

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Boner pills

Let's say a friend of mine sometimes requires pharmaceutical assistance to achieve full bonerosity. Let's further assume that a couple of times in the past he has ordered generic Viagra for around a dollar a pill from the website…

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A Member Commented that My Reviews Read Like an AD

A member said that my reviews read like an AD. This makes me look bad and I am not employed by any strip clubs. What do you all think? i am just simply telling people what the strip clubs are…

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Does anybody else think rickdugan is trolling TUSCL?

I'm honestly not trying to troll rickdugan or anyone else with this, but I noticed something a bit weird! rickdugan bumped his own "Ignore List" thread a few hours ago! WTF? I'm honestly beginning to think he's playing all of…

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BB King- Blacks without Soul.......

Can you please help?....From Amazon Women on the Moon-1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-AkORggyY

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Drink hustle

Besides Deja Vu Industry, which SC's in southern cal do not have "buy the lady a drink" hustle. And in the event you run into this scam, what's the best way to deal with it without appearing too cheap? Would…

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Condoms

Like many of you, I hate condoms. But unless you have a DS or a DW (death wish), they are a necessary evil when fucking strippers. Well in my last OTC session my little 23 year old said…

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Way off topic but I found this fascinating.The Stratolaunch Will Soon Be the Lar

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/s/stratolaunch-soon-largest-plane-world-133041433.html

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I'm an animal lover too. :)

http://nypost.com/2015/08/03/cheerleader-turned-stripper-uses-her-cash-to-save-animals/

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Smoke filled clubs

Why don't these clubs spend some money on air cleaning filters? I think that keeps many customers away. I know I would visit more. If you plan to visit a club you must go directly home afterwards to shower because…

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Bachelorette party sex video

I was shocked to see a few videos taken at bachelorette party, even for an open-minded seasoned porn lover like me. Just google and you'll see a bunch of the videos. Are the girls for real amateurs, some are very…

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Nominations for biggest Rip Off Joint (ROJ)

Looking at reviews are great when we are going to an area we are not familiar with but sometimes it's hard figuring out the best place to go or where we should or should not spend our money.…

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Longest streak of SC happy endings

I can't compete with these studs claiming "I had 7 orgasms in one night" or "I fucked strippers 5 days in a row", but I did just establish a personal record: SCOREs the last 4 days in a row.…

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Would you buy a dance from this "woman" dancing at Platinum Plus Allentown?

The woman in the very back of this video is still dancing at Platinum Plus in Allentown. All the women in this video have dances at PP Allentown at some point or another. The woman in the back still…

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Big Ups to JamesSD

Everyone one of his comments seem to be on point, he's like the new version of Papi (except with white strippers?)

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The trials and tribulations of a newbie dancer

From a recent SW thread: First night of stripping sucked Background: I'm black & in my mid 20s but I easily get mistaken for 20/19. Tl; dr alert. Sorry I'm treating this like a diary Skip to the xxxxxxxx to where I decided…

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Your longest stretch of SCing ?

Piggybacking on my recent “First SC thread”; some of us SCed a bit at first then stopped for a good while; then “rekindled our love” for strippers – other of us have been consistent pervs, I mean enthusiasts, since we…

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couches or chairs?

which do you prefer to get a lapdance on? ...

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To the Jerikson and LMN impersonator....

Not even close. I can tell by your handwriting you're both of them. Lame act but have fun, I guess

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Lack Of Quality

I am back after a Rip Van Winkle sabbatical. In conjunction with Motors "lower standards" and Shadow's "mug shot preview", it got me thinking... 1). I saw the PP-GVL mug shots in the Greenville SC online paper and time hasn't changed my…

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C.W.'s Akron ?

For those familiar w/ the club; is the review below accurate as far as you know – seems another review or two have mentioned similar stuff: ######################## August 1, 2015 • I was bar hopping around Akron and decided to hit CW's.…

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You can get more flies...er wasps with honey than vinegar.

http://www.xnxx.com/video12935383/wasps_on_dick

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Back on the horse

Or, more accurately, I'm back on the whores. Although I took a hiatus from this board becaue my parents wanted me to clear my head after leaving private equity. Now I'm trying to find a career at the behest of my…

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Ottawa the place to be for an affair?

Seems like the people of Ottawa like 'playing away from home' ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33738020 Farmerart?

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Is the end in sight for the Platinum Plus clubs?

August 2, 2015 • Made a visit to platinum on Friday evening. The first thing I noticed as many of the dancers were pissed because the club cancelled all existing contracts with the dancers. The dancers were each offered an opportunity…

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O.T. Balloons

Last week I had my first hot air balloon ride. It was a hoot. Five balloonists from Edmonton came out to my rural area to do their stuff. I let them use my yard for take-off and I was given…

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Low Standards?

After viewing the mugshots of the girls at Platinum Plus that Shadowcat posted and after reading a couple of recent threads on OTC prices, I'm beginning to I question how high of standards you have (for attractiveness)? I hold the opinion…

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Update with mug shots on the Greenville platinum Plus vice raid.

http://www.thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article29764966.html

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Who's got a fluffer?

I do. This petite dancer is a cute as hell, girl next door type with a great solid figure. She is a student, claims to be BI and has a smile that could melt an ice berg. When she gives…

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People moving to Colorado for Weed may not recieve as warm of welcome as they an

http://www.westword.com/news/angry-denver-craigslist-post-beginners-guide-for-new-coloradans-6967214

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Changing your handle

Wish we could. I'd change mine to QueenOfTheDouchenozzles. But that might exceed the length limit. QueenDouchenozz maybe?

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I'm back

Hi everybody. I’m back. During my absence, being the completely male heterosexual stripper loving man that I am, I’ve been very busy in da clubs fuckin those girls! However, it is getting harder for me to get…

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The Invisible Man

In reading reviews I see this happens to a number of people but it still drives me up the wall.....being totally ignored by dancers when you're in a club. I stopped by a club tonight and was in the midst…

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Chevy bowtie

I saw a Chevy truck towing a Jeep. On the back window of the Chevy it said, "Its a Jeep Thing, I DO understand".

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OTC $$$

For future reference what would you call fair compensation for otc activities by the amount of time spent and type of activities done. Like for example, x activity for y amount of time deserves $z. She's an 8.5 btw. This…

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Too bad you can't see Ladies Only at Stripperweb

The ladies only section is a real doozy. This one freak named Scarlet Kitten keeps talking about killing herself and blames others (like white guys)for her issues. Another (forget name)is a fattie who can't figure out why no one wants…

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ATL or not? Advice please.

Hello all, I will be in Birmingham, Alabama at the end of the month for work. According to this wonderful site/resource there is a decent club there, Furnace, but I have just heard so many good things about Atlanta. (I…

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A little kinky

i like it kinky. I'm a submissive male. And I'm totally straight. My wife is not into ink or any sort of overt sexuality so I look in the clubs for the little extra spark I can take home. And…

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The one time Juice and Crazyjoe went to a McDonald's together......

http://media.10news.com/photo/2012/10/06/Mcdonalds-Fire-3-29059242_220397_ver1.0_640_480.jpg

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Running for president

Any one up to make a run for president of the USA on the as a Republican candidate that is willing to announce on TUSCL website

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My Chevy Truck

My Chevy truck eats Fords and shits Dodges while wearing a bowtie

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Offtopic rant on Walmart, Do any of you still shop there like I do?

I still visit one store and thought with another store open in town, the place would be fast to get in and out of. It was the other week, I didn't wait on anyone and even went through a…

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"Want a stripper girlfriend?"

This during a conversation with a dancer. Her: "do you have a girlfriend?" Me: "no." Her: "you're lying." Me: " no really, I don't have time for a girlfriend." Her: (jokingly) "want a stripper girlfriend? We don't need time." Me: " i don't know, from what…

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I am going to The White House

I'm really looking forward to my visit to The White House, someone told me there's a really nice black girl working there with a great ass and nice tits that likes playing with cock. Apparently The White House is one of…

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RIP: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

Damn. Only 61. That's too fucking young.

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OT: The dachshund-frog system expands!

I'm a little afraid to post this because my snake post apparently caused some strange drama with Covus (apparently egged on by the angry weirdo) started talking about Star Trek dolls! However, I persevere! No hard feelings Corvus! I've expanding my…

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Haggling over OTC price

What do you guys think. I currently have a somewhat regular OTC stripper. She is 20 and a smoking hot blonde. A 9 all day long. For top notch girl's I usually will do 300 for FS. I usually try…

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Founder: please ban this guy

Here is a recent sexual episode of a tuscler. I think Founder ban him. I assume everyone else agrees. If so, I'll reveal his identity. ATF ends relationship with regular PL. In response, PL goes to her…