Are there any real names worse than Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk?

Dick trickle

I know a "dick driver"

Harry Dick

I knew a guy named Bruce Woodcock.

Dick Dangler

I had a neighbor teenage girl named Kristen Greathead.
I grew up with Dick Cox.
There's a town in Massachusetts named Holden and I once met a gent from there who swore his name was Richard Hertz ( Dick Hertz from Holden)

Dick Dangler

Rick Dugan

It's not a phallic themed name but I had a friend tell me they new a person named Cypress Hill.

Pat Summit, the famous women's basketball coach, had a dad named Richard Head.

FYI Chevy Chase's real name in Cornelius Crane Chase. UGH.

I once worked with a guy who's name was Dick Morehead. I kid you not.

I drove past a town once called Horneytown. It's in NC. There were a bunch of cars parked at the fire station taking pictures of the sign that says "Horneytown Fire Department."

There is a Gay GA & a Cumming GA but nothing beats Fucking, Austria.

I worked with a Chinese Malay guy once. He used an English name for work purposes (Sam) but, like most Malays, had a Chinese name. He told me his given name was Fook Yew, which I found hard to believe. He pulled out his license from KL, and there it was.

I knew a girl in middle school whose mother's sister's name was Jemimah.

I always liked the baseball player Mike Lam's name...

Dick A. Hole. Lisa Hooker. For real.

Issac Hunt ?

Jack Meoff...no its not a myth, he was in the phone book when we were kids. It was gone when the next phone book came out.

There was a family where I grew up named Growcock.

I always thought it was funny. But I guess it's better that a having a cock that doesn't grow

Here are some names I have found online over the years, that I recall offhand
Dick Ho
Dick Hunter
Dick Burns
Dick Johnson
Ivanna Johnson
Harry Johnson
Harry Balls

Ivana Ball

Harry P. Ness
Helen Bedd

Anita Cock?