Are there any real names worse than Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk?

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• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Dick trickle
  
  I know a "dick driver"
  
  
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Harry Dick
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I knew a guy named Bruce Woodcock.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Dick Dangler
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  I had a neighbor teenage girl named Kristen Greathead.
  I grew up with Dick Cox.
  There's a town in Massachusetts named Holden and I once met a gent from there who swore his name was Richard Hertz ( Dick Hertz from Holden)
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Dick Dangler
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Rick Dugan
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  It's not a phallic themed name but I had a friend tell me they new a person named Cypress Hill.
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  Pat Summit, the famous women's basketball coach, had a dad named Richard Head.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  FYI Chevy Chase's real name in Cornelius Crane Chase. UGH.
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  I once worked with a guy who's name was Dick Morehead. I kid you not.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I drove past a town once called Horneytown. It's in NC. There were a bunch of cars parked at the fire station taking pictures of the sign that says "Horneytown Fire Department."
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  There is a Gay GA & a Cumming GA but nothing beats Fucking, Austria.
• azrookie

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  9 years ago

  I worked with a Chinese Malay guy once. He used an English name for work purposes (Sam) but, like most Malays, had a Chinese name. He told me his given name was Fook Yew, which I found hard to believe. He pulled out his license from KL, and there it was.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  I knew a girl in middle school whose mother's sister's name was Jemimah.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  I always liked the baseball player Mike Lam's name...
• pensionking

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  9 years ago

  Dick A. Hole. Lisa Hooker. For real.
• londonguy

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  9 years ago

  Issac Hunt ?
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Jack Meoff...no its not a myth, he was in the phone book when we were kids. It was gone when the next phone book came out.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  There was a family where I grew up named Growcock.
  
  I always thought it was funny. But I guess it's better that a having a cock that doesn't grow
• rl27

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  9 years ago

  Here are some names I have found online over the years, that I recall offhand
  Dick Ho
  Dick Hunter
  Dick Burns
  Dick Johnson
  Ivanna Johnson
  Harry Johnson
  Harry Balls
  
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Ivana Ball
• TheFword

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  9 years ago

  Harry P. Ness
  Helen Bedd
  
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  
  Anita Cock?