C'mon guys -- get with the program!

No freakin' way, motorhead.

To paraphrase a highly regarded Tuscl cultural commentator, Dougster, a smiley emoji or 'he he' is just too fucking gay for this old oilman.

Lol!

In the future all things will be divided into the categories "brilliant" and "non-brilliant" (or "not brilliant") and the only allowable punctuation will be "!" and "?"! The only allowable emoticons will be ":)", ";)", and ":("!

Our internet communications will, of course, reflect this fact! I am simply ahead of the curve! ;)

Lol was always lame to me but emojies are gay as fuck. Never!

I remember using "Ha Ha" back in the 80's and 90's on emails instead of "lol".

I guess it's true, we just rehash things. What's old is new and what's new becomes old quick...

^^^ that's because people run out of ideas and just have to recycle the old. Just like all these kids wearing the same shit I did in the 80s today. Great, a constant reminder of how stupid I looked when I was a kid.

As for emoticons - yes, gay as fuck. I was sitting behind someone on a plane the other day and this woman's texts contained more emoticons than words.. and she was in her 40s! I was thinking wtf! Oh don't tell me that is out of date too!!!

Lol

Exclamation points for no reason though!!! Way cooler than lol and emojis!!!

Cj you're a fucking loser.

LMFAO

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tehe.

SMH

LOL!!! LMFAO!!!

The only emoticon I text to women is this: 8===D~~~~

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Emoticons: gay as [butt]fuck
LOL: I didn't use it when it was cool. Maybe I'll start now.
I've always been partial to :) myself.