People are boring on here. Let's hear some wierd stories and some psychological
I'll begin...About a month ago, I got so hammered at a club that I got undressed in the VIP at the urging of an equally hammered dancer. We were the only ones in there, so perhaps our alcohol addled minds told us that we were in bed or in her parent's basement. Whatever.... Bottom line: I was physically ejected from the club by a massive bouncer who apparently wasn't able to work out his issues in prison. He pulled me out of the VIP by my feet and dragged me across the club until we reached the Men's room where he let me go, throwing my pants in my face. I got dressed and went back for more!!....True story. I've got a lot of them, unfortunately.
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I wish Drac was still around. He would regularly advise all TUSCL members to abstain from the use of alcohol.
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Ha, not only do I always drink (sometimes to excess) at the alcohol clubs, but at the one non-alcohol club I used to frequent, I'd always bring in a water bottle filled with vodka (I am absolutely certain management knew exactly why there was a constant rotation of girls who'd come sit next to me and share my "water", they just don't care), and often go with the girls to the bar on their breaks. Gotta drink man -- how else are you going to have great stories about getting dragged out by your feet by the bouncer? :) :)
I have some reverse stories -- on a couple of occasions, the bouncer sat at my table along with my ATF, and we all got so drunk together that he ended up stumbling around the club, too. I got some very high mileage VIP dances those days
As for the subject at hand, I met a guy at a club not too long ago, and when he turned to talk to me, his breath smelled like shit. Literally. Turns out he'd been licking strippers' assholes all night. And paying them to do it!