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OT: Terrible news from northern Alberta

ilbbaicnl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0q8hFntzUQ

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

A McDonald's was destroyed by a huge explosion. The Mounties have no leads. The few survivors say that, just before the explosion, a lit stick of TNT came flying through the door, weighted with several dead cats.

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shailynn

Are you sure it wasn't Juice just using the restroom that caused the explosion?

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motorhead

Fuckin' horsemen will never catch him

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RossVa

Is that supposed to be a joke? Nothing on the news about it.

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shadowcat

I'm not so sure it is a joke but it is definitely not true.

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georgmicrodong

I'm guessing it's a joke referencing a recent thread and its originator's well known "fondness" for cats, and recently revealed love of explosives.

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tumblingdice

Fuck that faggot Farmerart.

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RossVa

Thanks Shadowcat, must be some one I have on ignore.

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rickthelion

This guy kills cats? I'm so going to go wildebeest on his ass.

One day he'll see a lion wearing a suit and holding an AK that is pointed at his head. And then it's wildebeest time. rickthelion will have a nice feast of hairless ape.

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ATACdawg

Don't even try it Ricky. Between fa's known hatred of cats and his proficiency with long range hunting rifles, you'd be toast well before getting in range of a puny AK.

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4got2wipe

"Don't even try it Ricky. Between fa's known hatred of cats and his proficiency with long range hunting rifles, you'd be toast well before getting in range of a puny AK."

Brilliant!

I love the lion guy! He's brilliant!

I wonder if he's now going to do some bit about recruiting suicide bombers for the cat uprising! I know that I wouldn't want to end up next to a Maine Coon wearing a suicide vest!

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JamesSD

Terrible news from Northern Alberta:

People there live in Fucking northern Alberta.

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ilbbaicnl

Sorry Ross didn't know there was somebody new around who didn't know not to believe anything from me.

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ilbbaicnl

I'm still trying to figure out if fa is Dudley Doright or Snidley Whiplash in real life. Hopefully not the latter, that would mean Toronto Sweetie probably meet her end tied up on the railroad tracks.

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sharkhunter

I think maybe I must have someone on ignore and missed who this is all about.

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ilbbaicnl

No way shark farmerart's King of the Custies. If he didn't take time out to blow stuff up and decrease the vermin kitty population, all the strippers in Etobicoke would be walking around bowlegged instead of only half.

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