I'm organizing all cats and we're going to go all wildebeest on your asses. Your future will look like this.
Unless you see one of my elite troops. Then you'll just see a lion in a suit pointing an AK in your direction. But you'll only see it for a second, then it's wildebeest time.
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last commentI was willing to coexist until that asshole dentist killed Cecil. Now we're taking over. I plan to install rickdugan my viceroy as a reward for co-developing the system with me.
And to all you assholes that make fun of rickdugan: it's wildebeest time!
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Fuck you jackie
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Shit up jackie
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Absolutely DOOMED!
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Well in South Carolina we have giant prehistoric lizard dinosaurs that never died out. The lizard man. I wondered what ate all the lions in north America. now I know.
If the lizard man will step out of the swamp, it could take over. I heard he could run as a republican. I think they have everyone except Hillary and a lizard creature running.
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"Absolutely DOOMED!"
It sounds like we are absolutely doomed! Since I've irritated rickdugan things are probably going to be non-brilliant for me when rickthelion makes rickdugan his viceroy! And I hate to see what is going to happen to you Dougster! :(
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Is Rickdugan running as a republican too? They seem to have almost everyone else.
They even have a brain surgeon running for president. He appeared quite intelligent. He even commented that in DC, it seemed like someone already removed half their brains.
Someone told me if he's that intelligent, he probably won't stand a chance of making it past all the other 20 candidates. Afterall, the leader of the republican crowd is a clown who probably secretly supports the Clinton's.
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I was even more interested in the video that followed, entitled "Lion climbs tree to escape herd of water buffalo". The video includes a lion being physically knocked off of her intended prey, another being tossed end over end in the air and finally trampled to death. Rick, you'd better be sure before you take on us hairless apes!
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If the Lions are as lame as their Detroit Michigan NFL namesakes humanity has nothing to fear!
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I once saw a 'Wildebeest on stage in a club in Utica NY. Oh wait that was 300#, tatted,and pierced slug. Never mind!
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