Two buddies go to a strip club. They see an attractive stripper, tip her and buy her some drinks. Then the first guy takes the stripper to VIP for some extras.
When he comes back he says, "My wife is better than that."
So the second guy takes the stripper to VIP.
When he returns he says, "Yeah. Your wife is better than that."
Lol
He he.
That's not too far from the truth.
I've had many an extras session and walk out thinking "damn my wife's better and more fun than that, and I could have just fucked her for free." Then I come to my senses and say to myself "enough with that silly talk!"
Go for broke, change the punch line to "I disagree, she's better than your wife. But not your mom."
Two former buddies leave s strip club. A 2 AMer ensues ..... :-)