Animal brothel . SMH!
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If you fuck a sheep, you're a pervert and you go to jail.
If you cut the sheep's throat, disembowel it, cut it into pieces, cook it in the oven, and eat it, you're a gourmet.
If you cut a woman's throat, disembowel her, cut her into pieces, cook her in the oven, and eat her, you're a pervert and you go to jail.
If you fuck a woman, you're a stud.
If you fuck a sheep and are from Arkansas you can become President.
If you cut a woman's throat, disembowel her, and cut her into pieces, you're "R" rated and parents can take their kids to see you.
If you lick her pussy, you're "X" rated and shunned by "right" thinking people.
If this is true then I no longer feel like a PL.
Brilliant points all, but my faith in humanity has been restored!
The story did have a bit of "the Onion" smell about it!
" If you fuck a sheep and are from Arkansas you can become President. "
LOL that also applies to goats and Kenya!
Check out the words to Marrakech Express by Crosby Stills Nash & Young from the album Suite Judy Blue Eyes
Looking at the picture I didn't know sheep did oral. Damn, I won't have to wear my knee sox for their hind legs.