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@SJG: Any Response to IME's Thread?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36329

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OT: Dating after 35/40

I read an article that was slightly depressing, about the hell it is dating after 35/40. I know a lot of you are over 40. What is the biggest change you notice dating after the "young dumb full of…

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This made me laugh sooo hard!

A guy pays a fine in one dollar bills folded into pigs. He brings them in a Dunken Donuts box. Brilliant!.. The cops took pics with their cell phones https://youtu.be/4yTBHCNHaQo

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Photo Session

My ATF and I shared some connubial bliss this afternoon. Her BF kept calling her to get home and she didn't want to keep him waiting, but I had paid extra today and really wanted to go for round 2.…

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Mechanical Bulls and Mini Skirts

A hell of a combination... https://youtu.be/-7qECqAvrBA

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Haiku

All my posts this week Will be written as haiku Brilliant? We'll see!

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Jukebox and no DJ

Last time I was at Mons Venus in Tampa they had a jukebox instead of a DJ and from what I read that's still the case. Would you guys happily replace the DJ at your favourite club with a jukebox, or…

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Prefer short, average, or tall girls?

short: X < 5'2 average: 5'2 <= X <= 5'8 tall: > 5'8 (keeping it simple with just 3 categories) I prefer short

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Best Clubs To Work At In Different States

Hello I'm Just Starting A discussion to possibly see if there are any clubs in others states that are pretty known for making good cash. I've been dancing at penthouse club sauget for a while and would love to make…

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I like girls in shorts and flip flops.....

like this one....I'm lucky I see this all the time https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/97/9e/19/979e19d636dc1d42a5f892bda18f68a6.jpg

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Table visits...

I am a woman. A woman who more often than not - drags my husband to the strip club. I need him to get in and my idea of fun and excitement is too watch him get…

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Strippers Explain Strip Club Etiquette

If these strippers determined strip club etiquette, we TUSCLers would be banned: "Don't try to have sex with the dancers"; "Be nice, not creepy"; "Wear deodorant." And what would become of LDK if this were…

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Not brilliant crazyjoe!

So I let crazyjoe dog sit for me and now little 4got2usethepapers doesn't like his water bowl! Then I get this picture from crazyjoe! http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8s1TB229vsg/Sc-rxziKK4I/AAAAAAAACPk/lJqqe1jp9wo/dog%20bidet_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg I told you not to spoil the little guy! Normal dog bowl water should be good enough!…

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woukd clubs allow for

would most clubs allow for or not allow either a) a group of women 3 or more to enter b)a solo male accompanied by 3 or more women to enter which is more truer

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Answer This if You can

If a Male enters a club where your at and many eyes are on Him or strippers are flashing their pussy to Him deliberately in a topless or no flashing zone and you notice this and find out later…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

When will I learn? Probably never.

This club has it’s own website where it posts the dancers’ weekly schedule early every week at http://dejavuypsilanti.com/site/showgirls/showgirl-schedules/. I always check for one of my favorites and she is always listed on one or two days.…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Management trying to squeeze more out of customers?

Spun by about 6 on a Thursday evening, and the nice lady at the door said that they are now charging the $5 "sin tax" required by the city. A waitress led me to…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I'm back

Hey!!! Guys it's been a long time since a posted a review anyways I'm back. So I went BSC on a Thursday night a bit after 9 pm. Cover charge was 8 dollars. Just like…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Had a good Time

I went to Cedillac this Sat at around 8pm and was there till 11.30pm. The quality of girls was very good and even hotter bartenders. There was also featured pornstar Alexis Texas who performed in…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

First time

It was my first time at temptations. Was in town for business so I thought I'd check out the scene. Got a few dances from a cute girl, skinny girl. She seemed a little distracted…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Hit or Miss

I've been here multiple times, and luckily most of my visits have been quite good. It's all a matter of timing: right place and specific set of girls available at any given shift. What…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Two afternoon visits in last few weeks

Two afternoon visits in last few weeks. First visit was way below usual OTB visits. There were only 5-6 dancers which is way below the norm. Fairly early on all of the dancers were giving…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

Bring your own dollar bills!

I've written about this club before, so I won't repeat what I've said in the past. But I recently returned after a bit of a hiatus, and found it a bit different in a…

Christie's Cabaret Tucson

Tucson, Arizona

Christies

The club is roughly on par with other Christies locations (Phx, Tempe, etc.). It's fairly upscale (at least by Tucson standards) in a rather unmarked building in a commercial area near the airport, The staff…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Cheeks visit

I decided to visit Cheeks today after my visit well over a year ago, thanks mostly to a a sudden inspection and shut down, made my normal spot unavailable today, I arrived shortly…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

South Fallsburg, New York

7/25/15

This club was just re-opened a few weeks ago but it's for sure making its way up back up with the new staff and management! Just came back, went there tonight and saw some sexy…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

The Long Wait

I had some time to kill after work so decided that I would stop by and check this place out. There was a big parking area under the bridges. There is a little shack next…

Private Eyes Gentlemen's Club

Melbourne, Victoria

Good atmosphere, pretty girls, reasonable prices

Probably the most important thing is that the girls are cute. Lots of natural titties (my preference) as well as enhanced. Private dance prices are reasonable, but there's cheaper to be had -…

Central Chambers

Bristol, England

Early Saturday Evening Visit

Central Chambers is one of just two strip clubs in the centre of Bristol. I arrived here on a Saturday night shortly after the 9:00pm opening time. The doorman took a £10 entry charge. They…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Back again, Sinning at Synn

Had occasion to return to Synn, I don't live near there, so I don't get in too often, but I had to be nearby on business a few times, so I made time for the…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras II

I hit this club on an early Friday evening and it was really slow. There were a couple of guys at the rail and a couple at the bar and then me. with such low…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Fun place, hot girls!

I have been to this club before and it never disappoints! Ricks has what I would consider to be some of the hottest chicks in Seattle and a wide variety at that. There was a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino

Likely still the top club in Vegas but my buddy has been trying to convince me otherwise. I hate to admit it but he might be right or at least it might be heading in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Return to Follies

I only get to Atlanta once or twice a year, so I like to make the most of it. I visited Follies twice in four days, and was fortunate enough to meet up with…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Great place to have fun! Worth the trip! Will be back!

This club is cleaned up, pool table, good eats, great crowd, a lot of regulars and locals too, property is well kept. European talent, American talent. Juke box and other music alternates, good mix of rock and…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

First Visit to Tattletale Lounge

I travel to Atlanta once or twice a year and have been to a bunch of different clubs. Once Follies started getting really crowded on a Saturday night, I decided to try a club…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Special K

It had been quite a while so I decided to make a return visit during a weekday dayshift to see how this club was doing. I only recognized one dancer from a previous visit,…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Another good night

Again, usual pat down and sign in, got a drink and sat down. Was approached by a girl who was cute but a little heavier than I like, I excused myself and went to tip…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

okay club

Went to this place on a weekday evening, had an okay time. It’s designed as a long alley, with the bar and the dancing stage running parallel. There was no cover when I…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Incomsequential

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. Only two dances/bar girls, and not particularly attractive. The hustle is to buy a $20 drink for the girl, and with more drinks, they get friendlier. They never get quite…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

So many beautiful women

I had to try this place myself and it lives up to the reviews. Money goes a long way and the women are beautiful. I crossed the border, took the taxi directly to…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

Feels Like Gangland

I'm a recent temporary transplant to Delaware. Last night I decided to check out the "adult" scenery. Ugh. After already being made aware of just how dangerous the city of Wilmington can be, I went…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I was driving that way, decided to stop by

I was driving that way, decided to stop by. It's basically a neighborhood dive bar with strippers - which is definitely a plus in my book. Got extra attention from the dancers on stage. The…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tried out evening

Back in so cal and decided I would try this spot out a bit later in the day. Usually I go around 2pm because I figured it would be slower and easier to get…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Eh

Haven't been over to Bourbon for a while so I stopped in on a week night and was surprised at how slow it is. Hiliter is consistently busier than Bourbon but on this night…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Last Visit

It has been almost two years since my last visit here. It is usually just not worth the stop as it has to be the most boring club in CT and the lap dance area…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great Lunch Spot

The club is physically very nice, comfortable, plenty of space at the bar and tables. As mentioned by others, the table dances are $20 which can be done in corners of the club that are…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Pleasantly surprising

No extras here. Visited on a Friday and was surprised by the number of dancers and diversity. They ranged from 2-7 on a standard 10-pt scale. Drinks were reasonably priced and there was a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

After a several month absence, a decent return visit to the Millstream.

I made a brief evening visit to the Millstream earlier in July; I had not been there for several months. Why the long lapse between visits? My last couple visits were not…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

went to chicas last Sunday in the late afternoon after a disappointing visit to another club in the area

went to chicas last Sunday in the late afternoon after a disappointing visit to another club in the area. I was surprised at how packed the place was and ended up getting the last open…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

tried it again

Another disappointing trip to this club. This used to be one of my favorites but no longer. Maybe it'sbecause i only come in the afternoons. The quality of the dancers has gone downhill. A…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dive Bar with tits

This isn't the strip club to party at. This the dive bar of strip clubs. You just want a few drinks and want see some tits. The age range of the strippers is pretty…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

65 girls on a friday night, however

parking was free, although valet is available for $10 not including tip visited at 10 pm on a friday night. cover was $15. domestic bottles were $7.50. grey goose/ crown mixed drinks were $11 each…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Nice club, with real girls

Being from Montreal Ear about that club for long but never visit it before. It's the oldest Strip club still in function in Montreal. If you want to see real girls, no barbies that's the…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

off night

I really wanted to like this place based on some other reviews but I was disappointed. Went on a Friday, but it was early evening and I can see this place not really getting going…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Red Garter is a good time!

Red Garter is located on the famous Duval st in Key West. The club doesn't look like much on the outside but when you get inside, it looks a lot better. When you walk…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Traipsing through South Beach

This club is often considered one of the best. I would say it deserves this status. It seems to have good dancers every night of the week. It isn't just the whole…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

I would go again

Haven't been to many clubs, but this is one I may frequent. The dancers were all really nice, and the bartenders were friendly also. The hosts were a cool group of fellas, and there wasn't…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Stopped by the Men's Club late one night after some meetings and was pleasantly surprised

Stopped by the Men's Club late one night after some meetings and was pleasantly surprised. The women were very attractive and friendly. There were probably two girls for every customer, and there was a good…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Hott 22

Went here on a Friday night with a few friends. Haven't been here in a few months so figured I would check it out to see if things have changed. I went in and saw…

Silk Stocking By Amber

North Charleston, South Carolina

This was just what I needed

After being teased at the strip club then come to Silk Stockings. The place is in a quiet industrial park in a large freestanding building. Inside is nice and comfortable. When you enter the ladies…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

This is a review of 3 visits in 2 days

This is a review of 3 visits in 2 days. First visit was late Thursday night after ball game. Not very crowded and not a lot of girls. Many seemed tied up with regulars. Looking…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, Washington

Twin Peaks meets Value Village

You've driven past it many times, as it's in a busy part of Aurora, next to Burgermaster and a multiplex and strip mall. You've seen the new painted mural, kind of cute, very handmade. If you dare…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Typical Dive Club

Wondered in around 12:30AM - 1AM. Not sure if there is a cover charge or not There was a lot of activity in the parking lot, and a guy sitting on a stool by the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Returning to St. Pete Beach

I was here for a family reunion. I decided to try it on the way out. My father skipped this one because he ended up having to burn the midnight oil on a…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

One Friday visit.

Stopped in on a recent Friday. I got there at 5pm as the club opened and stayed till about 1am. I am an older guy and it is very plain to see I am over 21…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Change in Dancers

Haven't been here in awhile. Seems to change every time I visit. During this visit, the club had a crew of mostly model quality black dancers, slim and tall. But I only…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Another Gem tucked in AZ

I loved this club. The ambiance is very nice. They do a normal pat down before you can get in. I went in by myself and picked a table very close to one of the…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's dark in there.

The Cabaret Club on Montana is a very dark club but that is for a reason so when you first get in there take a few minutes to let your eyes adjust. Cover is 10,…

TD's Show Club West

Tucson, Arizona

Amazing Mileage

I was visiting Tuscon and this was my second visit after going to Curves the previous day. The club seemed a little renovated from the last time I was there. I felt like i got…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Too Many Tattoos

Was back in one of my favourite cities for business and had some time in the evening to visit Cheetahs. It's been awhile since I've been and tonight was a little disappointing. Whats…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Diamond in the Rough

Clancy's is the definition of a diamond in the rough. They don't do a lot of advertising when you walk up you would think it was closed due to the little sound coming from the…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Went to Venus last weekend, have drove past this place a million times and never entered

Went to Venus last weekend, have drove past this place a million times and never entered. But this day figured what the hell. Pulled in the parking lot nex too the crap motel and paid…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I had been to this Springfield establishment once before

I had been to this Springfield establishment once before. I thought it was a good value, but that was about it. This time I noticed it to be a bit more organized and aesthetically pleasing.…

Starz

Gardena, California

Starz is still shining

On a visit about two weeks ago, I had another great time! First was BAMBI, mid-20s, from Trinidad, 5'6" and 150, with an excellent wig and a (fake) pout. Heer tithes are natural Ds.…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

…, and male dancers, too!

My wife and I were in Denver and decided to check out a club; reviews of PT’s WFSC were generally positive. When we visited the club’s website, we were intrigued with the possibility of…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

not the worst but could be better

Not exactly a hole in the wall but not far from it either, the club seems to be a repurposed warehouse and is located on one side of a divided highway. a flashing "girls xxx"…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Fun times at the Carnival!

Not a great looking club, it's more of an adult bookstore with some dancers. I saw a cute brunette with glasses and asked to get a dance with her. She took me back…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I have some friends who really like this place

but I am not a huge fan. The place is nice, parking is easy and the place is easy to get too. It is almost across from Thee Doll House. PH has…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Upbeat nude club....

Went to SInstaions on Saturday post midnight in June last week....This is one of the nude clubs in Jacksonville other than doll house...As its a nude club there is no drinks served...There is a cover…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good tuesday night

Was in Phoenix for work and came here after a Coyote game with some coworkers. Got in free with the ticket stub, so keep anything like this in case it's a regular thing (not sure).…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

If you are looking for a younger crowd....

This is your place. Lots of younger guys/gang banger types taking up the time of the girls that I was interested in. Nice looking girls, but never got any attention as they were consistently wrapped…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

This was my third visit to shotgun willies

This was my third visit to shotgun willies. The other reviews covered the physical part of the club. My past two visits I had a great time, this time was not so great. The club…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Not a diamond in the rough.

I went on a Friday night. The club is nothing spectacular, typical dark bar sort of place. Bar is close to the door so I was able to order a drink when I walked in.…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Not even close to the original

Casa II could've been named anything else and you wouldn't bother to stop. And you shouldn't stop if you're expecting anything like the original. There were only five dancers at 10pm on a Thursday night?…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Random visit

Went here about a month ago on Vegas trip with my buddies. It was a Tuesday afternoon and we went on a whim. We didn't try the free limo service, so I can't speak on…

Silver Dollar Lounge

Midway, Georgia

Worth my time

Got there on a Friday at 8or9 place is pretty empty around that time but sit for about 30 minutes and u have a show so it's best to get there at 1030 1100 some…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sunday lunchtime at brads

Was driving back from a weekend in Cincinnati and figured I'd give Brad's a go. It's always been a good time when I stop by and wanted to see the day shift. Upon…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun first visit

I was in town solo for a sporting event, so I decide to stop by a strip club before I headed home. I'm not very familiar with the Atlanta scene, but this looked like the…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not Much Bang for the Buck

Being somewhat new to Columbia and not having been to a strip club yet, I decided to check out Platinum Plus first since it seemed to be the top club in town based on what…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

The Eagle sits perched out front! Great place, always a fun time here!

This place has been an icon in the area for many years. It is the original go-go bar, has had renovations, well kept inside and out. Friendly Bartender on the day I was there, (Sunday)…

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Video: How *not* to give a blowjob

Ellie Kemper (Erin on "The Office" and Tess in "Sex Tape") proposes some less-than-ideal blowjobs: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

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LDK

I have a question for those of you who LDK during a lap dance.....do u just cum in your pants or do u wrap up in some way? If u just cum without wrapping up doesn't it get all…

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Founder BAN SJG

in this thread SJG talks about premeditated rape of sleeping women https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=36316 Get this scumbag the fuck off of here. Extras are one thing but raping women in their sleep and holding onto there wrists when the awaken startled (because they…

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True events opinion making guys jealous or what

This happened to Me in 2003 but if it were to happen again whats your opinions. I go to a strip club in the boondocks of PA accomapnied by a friend who looks like a nerd. Dont rememberif this club…

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Stripper Commitment

I was at a club today, getting a dance from a dancer that has danced for me before, but I did not know her well. Today, I got a number of dances and we were having fun.…

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OTC: McDonalds Delivers Self-Serving Kiosks

I hear talk that due to the rising market of $15/hr minimum for employees, that Kiosks are heavily on the move. Here's an article that shows exactly that and the memes are HILARIOUS Article: http://www.inquisitr.com/2135669/mcdonalds-self-serve-kiosks-a-response-to-higher-minimum-wage/ Meme: http://weknowmemes.com/2013/12/15-an-hour-say-hello-to-your-replacement/ What say you late night club…

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Scared pussies....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgm-iOW-uBY

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The Universal Hot/Crazy Scale

This is worth spending a few minutes with. Its logic is inescapable. It analyzes women along the hot axis (the one you're familiar with -- our 10 scale) against the crazy axis (which, you understand, starts at 4,…

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Lord Disick - We Need To Invite Him the Next TUSCL Meetup

Newly single, just out of rehab for the 18th time, has kids with Kardashian blood. I think all reality shows are stupid, but alas some are entertaining. Mrs. Shailynn loves all the housewive shows and sometimes watches the Kardashians.…

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I do love summer

Went to town this morning -- passed a young girl running. Wearing a black and fluorescent green running bra and black bikini bottoms. She was tanned and had ripped abs. If read my posts, you know I…

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What turns on a middle aged man?

Being a young lady in her early 20's I find myself attracted to older men. I'm having trouble attracting the men I want and was wondering what your opinions might be?

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Why is it?

Within a couple of hours of a hot sex session after she's gone I have the desperate need to jerk of. Even if I'm not high. And I'm old. older I mean. The better the sex the more…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Another day at the Dirty Bird

Needed some high mileage dances so I went to the old dirty bird. It was dead. Only 3 PL's including myself and 4 dancers that I saw. I like this place for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

High caliber but private dances are pricey

Very busy club, both in terms of dancers and patrons. But the space is huge. On entrance, consider giving one of the big dudes around a $20 to get you a…

Dangerous Curves

Ames, Iowa

Below average strip club

I visited this place on a Friday night. One of the dancers said that Friday night is their busiest night. But at that time there were about 15 customers and 5 working girls and a…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I had not been here in years

I had not been here in years. Not even sure if the name's the same as my last visit. I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon, was asked to pay a cover.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I was unimpressed

This review is going to be short because I was only there for a short time. The place is as small as they come. There is a pool table, a small "bar" to get your…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sexy Nichole

Visited on a Saturday from 6-9 pm... not a whole lot of action as there were like 10-15 dancers and more were arriving when I left so I expect a lot of the dancers are…

Showgirls Exotic Dance

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Good service could have gotten more for the $$ though

If your looking for a no BS straight to the point atmosphere this is the place for you, when you ring the bell a line of three lady's come out. there was only…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Kinda boring

I stopped in this club after a day at work. It seemed promising when I walked in until I realized that the dancer was very heavy. I'm not being critical, but she was just not…

Sharky's Lounge

Dayton, Ohio

Lame

We stopped in here after an annual golf outing. There were 8 of us and it didn't seem like the place could handle very many more people. It was fairly early in the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino regular

As a frequent visitor of rhino every other weekend i thought i would give my fellow Rhino club goers some tips . I usually go on Friday evening around 7 :30 to 8 PM…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

Only choice in the area

Came in after 9pm, and it was pretty empty. 3 dancers and about 10 patrons. $5 or $10 to get in, this review was from about a month ago. This is a AA club…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter Visit Weekday

On an extended summer strip club vacation, I decided to head over to Phoenix and visit some clubs. Hadn’t been to HiLiter in ages, and had a great time last time I visited. And my…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Ballard Standby Back on the Bus

I drive by this dive usually three or four times a week when I'm in town but can never muster the urge to make any return visits - until this week. Blair was one of…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Quiet Friday afternoon at the Caddy

It was another Friday afternoon, so that called for another visit to Cadillac Lounge. There were about twenty dancers and an equal number of patrons in attendance. The girls were slightly above average…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Monday at HL

Went in on a Monday morning a little after lunchtime. The place was almost deserted, only about a dozen other customers. Most of the girls were complaining about how slow it was, and…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Dancer Quality at a Low Ebb

Recently in Jacksonville on business and visited the club one evening. Had not been to this club in several months. Was interested in seeing how things were going since the Doll House reopened a few…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Fun, but not as fun as before

I was making the drive from Chicago to Indy and made a detour to the Hugger. My initial flight to Chicago was cancelled, so I didn't get there in time for the day shift. I arrived…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not a strip club

After reading up on this board I decided to visit Venus Video while in Philly on business. Parking lot was fairly empty, but felt very safe. Once inside the guy ran down how things worked…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Easy going place

Easy to find. Easy to park safe lot. Door guy easy to approach. The main floor is a relaxed setting. A relatively small room with the oddly shaped bar in…

Club Alley Cat

Honolulu, Hawaii

Worst Club Ever

A literal hole in the wall at the end of a shady alley. The club didn’t open until 10pm. The beer was the worst I ever tasted. The dancers, if you even want to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Still the best

Went to Mons about 10 pm on a Wednesday. Summer in Tampa not as crowded, and not a weekend so probably only 20-25 guys in club, about an equal number of dancers. Cover charge 20…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Three visits, varying experiences

This review covers three separate visits, one in the afternoon on a Friday and two in the evening (one on a Wednesday and one on a Saturday.) The Friday afternoon visit I stopped in…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Nice time in a laid back club

Decided to stop into Danzers and am glad I did. Granted, this place is usually pretty dead until the evening, today being no different. However, if you like to come in and just chill out…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Subpar visit for a normally very consistent club

First visit in a month or two and I was stunned at how quiet it was at lunch time on a Friday (today.) Seemed to be only 4 dancers on the shift although a 5th…

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Skin Orgasm

This is what music does when high https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rSOzN0eihsE

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I love weed

Seriously. Everything is even better. I am one with tuscl. SJG's posts are short and insightful. Diva is sensuous (damn I hope she's really a she), and Dougster is compassionate. Just kidding about that last one.…

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What's your favorite song about strippers?

No doubt. Mine is Beautuful by Akon. Every word is from me about my DS. I'mma spend them grands, but after you undress Not like a hooker, but more like a princess Queen, empress, president Pull anywhere you got my love 'Cause you're…

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4 cars 2AMed in Virginia brach

Virginia Beach, Va. – Four cars were hit several times after officials say they were hit by flying bullets in the parking lot. This happened at the Mermaids Gentleman’s Club in Virginia Beach on 1724 Potter’s Road. A witness says two men…

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Thought Police .....I'm turning myself in !

Did you ever wonder how it would be if people could read your mind or see what your thinking. I was at an outdoor drama last night. And there were people there of all ages. I saw old folks, middle…

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Public Enemy #1

Many of you that follow such things probably know the name Scott Bergthold. He's that ass-clown lawyer from Chattanooga, Tennessee who has made a career out of helping cities draft public ordinances to shut down and restrict strip clubs and…

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Who is the bigger Ass Clown: Bill Cosby or Rickyboy?

One drugs his victims by slipping them a Mickey, and the other waits until they backslide into their drug addiction before taking advantage.

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The carefree life of a stripper

The carefree life of a stripper You wake up. You can do anything you want. Want more sleep? Go for it. Your shifts not til late. Want a guy to eat your pussy? Your phone's…

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Politically Correct Humor

I especially liked the Kobe Bryant rape part at the end. Also glad to learn that it's ok to say midget. http://youtu.be/D0ba1gQfuMc

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Penthouse Detroit

Unfounded rumors of VIP being closed at Penthouse Detroit are not true. Business as usual and curtains are still up in VIP I am here on a Friday afternoon. This is probably the best place for a TUSCL meet up…

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rub her nose in it san_jose_guy

many posters on this board have felt the sting of a failed marriage but none more so than san_jose_guy. as you probably know he saved his allowance for a number of years to purchase a mail order bride.…

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I have to cancel

"I have to cancel." No, that is not a text a stripper sent to me about today's OTC. It is the text I sent to her. Last night in the club an OTC meeting sounded great. But I…

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Brilliant parody site!

I wasn't aware of this parody site until JohnSmith69 linked to the story about Donald Trump's wig being endangered monkey hair! It's brilliant! http://nationalreport.net/mike-rowe-helps-promote-skilled-sex-trades/

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Happy Friday let me know what ya think :)

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Politics

Who is the Bigger AssClown: Donald Trump or RickyBoy?

Thoughts on the matter?

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Houston 2AMer

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A man died after he was shot early this morning inside a strip club in southeast Houston. The shooting happened at The Lounge Plaza Men's Club in the 12300 block of Gulf Freeway near Fuqua Street just after…

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Young Strippers Appreciation Thread :-)

I love my young dancers. The rookie types. A year or two of dancing or less. I find many of them to be more genuine and less fake than some of the vets. Maybe because they haven't learned the craft…

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Nice Tits!

https://youtu.be/p-KOxEMW8oI

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Wigs...like em or not?

I was talking to my favorite red bone the other day and she came right out and told me she was wearing a blond wig. I had no idea. It was that good. She did tell me that as soon…

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Phoenix club raided

PHOENIX (KPHO/KTVK) - A notorious Valley strip club was raided by Phoenix police Thursday. Undercover detectives and patrol officers executed a search warrant at the Pink Rhino Cabaret on East Van Buren Street. Thus far police have released very little…

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Show Me An "8"

With the "Shameless Plug" below I think it's interesting how we are all over the place when it comes to rating strippers. My 8 is someone's 10, and my 8 may also be someones 6. I think agreeing…

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OT: Golden Age of TV

We are (supposedly) in a new golden age of TV. With lots of great series primarily on cable, which are better than most movies. Rivaling the old golden age of TV. These new series have clever plots,…

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Shameless plug

A former dancer I know is now doing massage (only) in the Durham, NC area. Hot, petite, tats, jet black hair amaretta.bodyrubsites.com/home TER ID: 281522

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Father-daughter weirdness

At one of the divier clubs in Indianapolis yesterday afternoon, a beautiful dancer sat down with me and start discreetly playing with my dick under the table, telling me how glad she was that I wore shorts and how glad…

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Sex ITC (in the car)

This is a new one to me. Stripper acquaintance is desperate for $ to take her kids on summer vacation and wants to do OTC. We have done several in the past. I support single moms of…

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An OTC thread from the SW perspective

So I have this regular who is awesome. He is my first and only regular for about 2 months now and spends a ton...a ton...on me when he comes see me about 3 times a week. We get along. He's…

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What the fuck ?

Was bored and looking thru SW for some laughs. A dancer posted a thread abut getting a particular type of tattoo but she said other people told her not to get it b/c the particular one she wanted was a…

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How to handle terrorists

Two different approaches. Which is best? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKGUF9uDxU

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Monkey business

When i was in my vacation in europe i dressed in a monkey suit and threw chocolate pudding out of my hotel room window

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I know most of you hate lawyers but ....

At first I thought this was going to be the typical teacher fucks student and gets charged with a crime story. But this one is different. http://dailym.ai/1JxI835 First, I admire the guy's taste in young women. Second, I…

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Please fix the website

I sat down to write a review this morning and something happened causing the review to disappear while I was writing it and I could not get it back. I was at least twenty minutes into writing it and I…

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Dancers always looking for regulars

Lately when I've gotten dances from girls I haven't danced with before, they usually ask for my number afterwards. I have quite a collection of dancer numbers now. It's good to see some dancers have a good business sense, and…

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Dancer compliments

When a dancer tells you, "you're cute", do you let that shit get to your head and actually believe them? Lately I've been getting that a lot from dancers. While I'm not a bad looking guy, I just think that's a…

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Crazyjoe just sent me photos of his European vacation!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg Brilliant!

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Its a garonte

Its a garonte that when PP Greenville reopens. Security will be so strict it won't be worth going there for at least the first 2 years. what do y'all think?

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I will not corrupt this one

This may sound a little ridiculous and I am a bit tipsy right now, but I saw a girl tonight who was so sweet and girl-next-door ish that I could not imagine running my normal shit on her. In…

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detroit strip club vip closed

Detroit famous strip club penthouse vip curtains came down today. No more privacy and no more extra. This will be boom for the suburbs club but it will suck for the club and customers.

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Tipping

Do you guys tip a dancer after lap dances in the regular lap dance area (NOT VIP)? I mean like if you get 5 dances from her do you just pay her the 5 times how ever much a…

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The Ashley Madison Hack Cause sometimes you have to see the humor in it.

https://www.distractify.com/get-chocolate-too-1258011142.html?ts_pid=2

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Aren't you Bruce Jenner?

Lol!....Married with Children called it back in 1996... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiq-EYObkM

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There was a young woman from Calgary...

http://www.vice.com/read/catching-up-with-the-woman-from-the-calgary-stampede-threesome-as-her-strip-club-debut?utm_source=vicefbus

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Discussing politics with a stripper

I've had thousands of conversations with strippers over the years, and we've talked about a myriad of topics. But I rarely discuss politics or current events of a political nature. I keep up with current events and consider…

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Miami Gardens 2AMer

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – One person is dead, two others hospitalized after gunfire erupted at a Miami Gardens adult club. Just after 4 a.m. police received word of the shooting at the Mint Lounge at NW 187th Street and 27th Avenue. Two men…

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Starting a venture

Apparently it is best to be rich http://qz.com/455109/entrepreneurs-dont-have-a-special-gene-for-risk-they-come-from-families-with-money/?utm_source=SFFB

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NJ MAN LURES TEXAS WOMAN AND FORCES HER TO DANCE AT A STRIP CLUB

http://7online.com/news/nj-man-lures-texas-woman-and-forces-her-to-dance-at-a-strip-club/867717/

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Take off, it's the beauty way to go

A recent post from one of our favorite members got me thinking: how easy would it be for an American stripper to bug out to Canada? Seems like it would not be that hard in places like Northern…

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The Ultimate Tattoo

I found the ultimate tattoo! You know that area between the ass and pussy called the taint. I saw a lovely that had a small "?" tattooed there as there is not a lot of space there. Very sexy…

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Gonna be a good night

Gonna see the DS at her club. Gotta fantasy to ask for. Then she's mine for the whole night. Not much sleep. Then we spend tomorrow together. I love in car bjs. And it…

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Wicked Gypsy'so Avatar ...

Hot or Not?

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OT: Coworker keeps telling me about her slutty past

A long whole back mentioned this coworker who had me in her hotel room but played like all we were doing was watching T.V. together. Since I don't fuck with my employment, I didn't even come close to trying…

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Visa and Mastercard drop Backpage

Note that the sheriff of liberal corrupt Cook County Illinois is behind these credit card companies refusing to do business with Backpage. Please note that said sheriff is a democrat. Will this shut up the libs that always claim that…

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Advice

I have read many of the threads on here about OTC and other things. My CF has met me one time for dinner and then talked about OTC for a long time but always has excuses when time comes…

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Wow...old comics sure were perverted......

The one at 3:06 cracks me up....I can't believe the creators didn't know what they were doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USjkBft0iTE

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OT: Silver Part Deux

It was around $17.16 when I posted about wanting to invest in it in May; now it's around $14.72 and I'm still waiting to pull the trigger. This would have been a 14.3 % loss as opposed to my 401K…

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remedies for erectile dysfunction

You young guys don't have to worry about this as long as you are healthy. As you get to be older it can become a problem. I can bust a nut from a HJ or BJ but without some help…

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She used me for the sex

I rarely never take a girl out who is over 30, nevermind 40. But last night I crossed the 40 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer in the club. Lush, soft and slightly curvy…

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Cheap strippers

Have you guys ever noticed how cheap the dancers as a group tend to be? I had a weird experience a while ago at a club I used to frequent that illustrates this point. I was sitting at my regular…

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Another dating site hacked.

Well Ashley Madison is in the news this morning with 37 Million users data dumped. Names, address and credit cards. Supposedly, AM charged a fee to delete users data once they were leaving the site, but…

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Have you ever wanted bling for your cat's butthole?

Now you can buy ass jewelry for cats! Twinkle Tush! http://www.break.com/article/twinkle-tush-is-bling-for-cat-butts-2873344 OK, I know this is a joke, but it's still brilliant! As long as you don't cover your cat's ass with Donald Trump's face!

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Sept Meetup in Detroit

As I mentioned about a month ago, I'd like to try to organize a tuscl meet up for late summer/early fall. The consensus several weeks ago, to the extent there is ever such a thing as a consensus here,…

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A Woman My Own Age

Sometimes I feel guilty about hanging out in strip clubs with women 30 or 40 years younger than me. I should be with a woman my own age. That woman is Christie Brinkley (61): http://www.people.com/article/christie-brinkley-bikini-italian-vacation Why won't she return my

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Chicago Heights 2AMer

A vehicle fatally struck a 25-year-old man outside a south suburban strip club early Saturday, and authorities have launched a homicide investigation. Crews responded at 4:10 a.m. to a call of a fight in the parking lot of Club 390, an…