Asking for fellatio.

29 comments

• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I ask for a blow job. If she says yes then I specify no cover and CIM.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  My wife always hated the term blow job, so I now use it as often as possible.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I say "I think you're drunk, you need to blow into my breathalyzer"
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  Lol at shailynn
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Here's a few options for the creatively minded Want some throat yogurt How about some nut custard smoke the pink pipe Swallow my sword Give me a Lewinsky Polish my helmet Put some lipstick on my dipstick Be my mouth whore
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  I usually use the abbreviation BBJCIM. If she knows what it is, I have my self a winner!
• EarlTee

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  9 years ago

  Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  I usually use "head" as well, and if she's agreeable, follow it up with "slow, and don't stop when I start cumming OK?"
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  What rhymes with "blowjob"? "No job" and "snow job" come to mind.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Me: “Do you suck dick” Her: “Dick who?”
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  A blow job sounds too much like work.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Ask if she wants to play army and blow the hwll out of you
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Hell not hwll
• bubba267

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  9 years ago

  "I'd like you to go down on me". Apparently I was speechless the first post......
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Blow job.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Dome!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Dome!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Dome!
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  You guys have to ASK for a blow job?
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  I just ask her if she would like 3 free antidepressants.
• Longball300

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  9 years ago

  The letters "BJ" or the word "Oral"..... just sounds more polite.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)" What rhymes with blowjob? I'll go with rimjob! Handjob also rhymes with blowjob, but rimjobs are way more more brilliant than handjobs! ;)
• azdd

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  9 years ago

  I was flirting with a dancer recently who had new braces on her teeth. She said she was still getting used to them, and I asked if they interfered with any other "recreational activities". It took her a minute to figure out what I meant before she said "I don't know, I haven't tried that yet". I was concerned about injury so I didn't pursue it further. Will check back with her in about 18 months!
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  I'll say you look a little under the weather, but I've got a PENISCILLIN injection that when taken orally will have you feeling better in no time! Lol
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I wonder how many young strippers actually know the term fellatio – if one asks them “do you like fellatio?” they may think it's some kind of Italian dish :)
• 59

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  9 years ago

  I just use blow job. Some girls seem to prefer to use the terms BJ or oral. The important thing is that we're on the same page.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @Papi: I once met a stripper who called herself Felicia. She said it was because they wouldn't let her use "Fellatio".
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ nice - that is a gal who gets it (probably figuratively and literally)
• Mr_O

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  9 years ago

  Simple... [view link]