Want some throat yogurt
How about some nut custard
smoke the pink pipe
Swallow my sword
Give me a Lewinsky
Polish my helmet
Put some lipstick on my dipstick
Be my mouth whore
Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)
"Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)"
What rhymes with blowjob? I'll go with rimjob!
Handjob also rhymes with blowjob, but rimjobs are way more more brilliant than handjobs! ;)
I was flirting with a dancer recently who had new braces on her teeth. She said she was still getting used to them, and I asked if they interfered with any other "recreational activities". It took her a minute to figure out what I meant before she said "I don't know, I haven't tried that yet". I was concerned about injury so I didn't pursue it further. Will check back with her in about 18 months!
I wonder how many young strippers actually know the term fellatio – if one asks them “do you like fellatio?” they may think it's some kind of Italian dish :)
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last commentI ask for a blow job. If she says yes then I specify no cover and CIM.
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My wife always hated the term blow job, so I now use it as often as possible.
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I say "I think you're drunk, you need to blow into my breathalyzer"
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Lol at shailynn
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Here's a few options for the creatively minded
Want some throat yogurt
How about some nut custard
smoke the pink pipe
Swallow my sword
Give me a Lewinsky
Polish my helmet
Put some lipstick on my dipstick
Be my mouth whore
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I usually use the abbreviation BBJCIM.
If she knows what it is, I have my self a winner!
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Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)
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I usually use "head" as well, and if she's agreeable, follow it up with "slow, and don't stop when I start cumming OK?"
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What rhymes with "blowjob"? "No job" and "snow job" come to mind.
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Me: “Do you suck dick”
Her: “Dick who?”
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A blow job sounds too much like work.
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Ask if she wants to play army and blow the hwll out of you
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Hell not hwll
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"I'd like you to go down on me". Apparently I was speechless the first post......
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Blow job.
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Dome!
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Dome!
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Dome!
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You guys have to ASK for a blow job?
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I just ask her if she would like 3 free antidepressants.
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The letters "BJ" or the word "Oral"..... just sounds more polite.
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"Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)"
What rhymes with blowjob? I'll go with rimjob!
Handjob also rhymes with blowjob, but rimjobs are way more more brilliant than handjobs! ;)
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I was flirting with a dancer recently who had new braces on her teeth. She said she was still getting used to them, and I asked if they interfered with any other "recreational activities". It took her a minute to figure out what I meant before she said "I don't know, I haven't tried that yet". I was concerned about injury so I didn't pursue it further. Will check back with her in about 18 months!
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I'll say you look a little under the weather, but I've got a PENISCILLIN injection that when taken orally will have you feeling better in no time! Lol
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I wonder how many young strippers actually know the term fellatio – if one asks them “do you like fellatio?” they may think it's some kind of Italian dish :)
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I just use blow job.
Some girls seem to prefer to use the terms BJ or oral.
The important thing is that we're on the same page.
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@Papi: I once met a stripper who called herself Felicia. She said it was because they wouldn't let her use "Fellatio".
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^ nice - that is a gal who gets it (probably figuratively and literally)
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Simple...
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