Asking for fellatio.

I ask for a blow job. If she says yes then I specify no cover and CIM.

My wife always hated the term blow job, so I now use it as often as possible.

I say "I think you're drunk, you need to blow into my breathalyzer"

Lol at shailynn

Here's a few options for the creatively minded

Want some throat yogurt
How about some nut custard
smoke the pink pipe
Swallow my sword
Give me a Lewinsky
Polish my helmet
Put some lipstick on my dipstick
Be my mouth whore

I usually use the abbreviation BBJCIM.

If she knows what it is, I have my self a winner!

Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)

I usually use "head" as well, and if she's agreeable, follow it up with "slow, and don't stop when I start cumming OK?"

What rhymes with "blowjob"? "No job" and "snow job" come to mind.

Me: “Do you suck dick”

Her: “Dick who?”

A blow job sounds too much like work.

Ask if she wants to play army and blow the hwll out of you

Hell not hwll

"I'd like you to go down on me". Apparently I was speechless the first post......

Blow job.

Dome!

Dome!

Dome!

You guys have to ASK for a blow job?

I just ask her if she would like 3 free antidepressants.

The letters "BJ" or the word "Oral"..... just sounds more polite.

"Clubs are loud. The word "head" can be misheard lots of ways. I say "blowjob" and it's understood 100% of the time. (For extra credit: What rhymes with "blowjob"?)"

What rhymes with blowjob? I'll go with rimjob!

Handjob also rhymes with blowjob, but rimjobs are way more more brilliant than handjobs! ;)

I was flirting with a dancer recently who had new braces on her teeth. She said she was still getting used to them, and I asked if they interfered with any other "recreational activities". It took her a minute to figure out what I meant before she said "I don't know, I haven't tried that yet". I was concerned about injury so I didn't pursue it further. Will check back with her in about 18 months!

I'll say you look a little under the weather, but I've got a PENISCILLIN injection that when taken orally will have you feeling better in no time! Lol

I wonder how many young strippers actually know the term fellatio – if one asks them “do you like fellatio?” they may think it's some kind of Italian dish :)

I just use blow job.

Some girls seem to prefer to use the terms BJ or oral.

The important thing is that we're on the same page.

@Papi: I once met a stripper who called herself Felicia. She said it was because they wouldn't let her use "Fellatio".

^ nice - that is a gal who gets it (probably figuratively and literally)

Simple...


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