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Plus Size (BBW) Strip Club

I am getting ready to open a plus size only strip club and wanted to know how many BBW could I get to come and do a private party to get the name out?

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Behind the (strip club) scenes

I don't usually interact w/ staff nor talk to dancers much in particular related to club biz – so I really don't know that much about the inner workings of SCs. Below is sorta an interesting behind the scenes sorta speak…

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Need Advice

Last Saturday I was at Cheeks. I was having fun for the few hours I was there but I had way too much to drink. During my last dance I had to stop midway and rush to the bathroom where…

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Bunny Ranch

Have any of you ever been to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada or know somebody personally that has? Is it worth it? Any information you can share about it like how much it costs to do certain things…

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Guns

I have a question for those of you who own and carry guns. One of the dozens of wonderful new freedoms that I have as a divorced guy is the ability to buy, own and carry guns. The…

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What did you say n.........?

Is this still an insult?....... 20 secs of TV magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhiZpLJtcg

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Does experience beat youth?

Yesterday I fucked this 35 year old MILF that was one of the best fucks I've ever had. It got me thinking about the other women I've fucked that were over the age of 30, the majority of those were…

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Do you like crowded busy strip clubs or one with a few empty tables?

I tend to like a club not completely full. A dancer commented on all the guys standing up at a club last night. While it's fun to see lots of dancers , it's not fun when you end…

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Cosplay done well

To keep you guys up with a stiffy as you make you way through your lazy sunday, here's were cosplay is done right. Mostly Marvel http://www.playboy.com/galleries/this-week-in-sexy-cosplay-marvel-mightiest-heroes-avengers/slide-2

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Midget dancers

Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may…

Politics

Donald Trump Buttplug! Brilliant!

I'm not sure who would want to use this but it's still brilliant! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/14/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138.html

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Fucked to death

Fucked to death The first 15 minutes was in the shower. It was the greatest, most erotic, incredibly sensual shower of my life. A year ago I could not possibly have imagined that I'd ever be doing such…

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Want to Buy a Vegas Strip Club?

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/john-l-smith/buyers-line-olympic-garden-strip-club

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

To Bing or not to Bing ... that is the question

As so many others have stated, this club is 2nd from the bottom in terms of the facility (1 spot above fantasy nights). Nestled at the beginning of Strip Club Alley (Bing, Garden, Lookers,…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Expensive, snobby, great lighting, nice club decor but not that hot

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back. 2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

First visit to Roadhouse

I had driven by this club many times on the way to the Casino, but never stopped in until today. This club is listed as nude, and I had gotten a bit tired at…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Happy Friday

Work getting stressful so needed a break. Went to the club after work, the parking lot was full, and most of the chairs by the stages were taken. Did the Papi Chulo thing and sat…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great club.

Love this club. Always visit when I come to town. It has just the right amount of charm and smut I like in a club. Visited at around 9 pm with some buddies. Club was…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!!

Went in on a afternoon to blow off some steam lol. usually it is very slow during the daytime. the club looks run down, it is very long with 3 pool tables, 1 main stage…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Finally - a good night at CA

Ever since this club changed from Treasures to CA a few years ago I've never had a great experience in here - was about to give up and focus my attentions else where until this…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Best Valu

I had heard of follies so I stopped by just as it opened. A lot of White, Latina, and black dancers. Looks, body, and age varied but there was a good amount of 7+s .…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

don't trust their Line up list.

They post the line up on their website. but they add dancers that don't come they r y to make it they have lots of them but actually they don't come. The place is…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Appetizer before dinner

Came by on Tuesday evening, probably around 6:30 - was hoping to get there earlier for the day time staff - but missed them. Had time to kill before a dinner I had to attend,…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

latest visit

I stopped by Majic City on a sat evening after going to a concert, I decided to go into the Lap dance side after a brief visit to the regular dancing side. It has been…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Not worth it

Overall, Mynx costs too much compared to the value of other clubs in the area. We rolled up just about the strike of midnight. This wasn't on purpose, it just happened to work out like…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Great Time

TL;DR: Kandy's is awesome. A small, clean, friendly club with attractive, friendly girls. Will ABSOLUTELY go back if I get a chance. I went to Kandy's by myself on the Thursday before Roar at the Shore…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

Riviera Show Club

This was my first visit to the Riviera Show Club. The outside looks pretty nice, almost like you're going into a night club. The cover for the over 21 crowd is pretty standard…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Highlight to my night

Great club, fairly large for Seattle and very new (little over a year old), I went in Saturday night after being disappointed at a different club earlier in the night. I found this club was…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

first strip club

me and my boys went here after a other club was at it limit , 20 dollar cover which sucks then we walk in the a little man stage and side bar stage topless girls…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

First time at Sands

First time ever at this club. No cover, but $10 drink is mandatory. It is small. As you enter, you will see a pool table and bar in front of you.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Count on Cowboys

Other clubs come and go, improve and decline, but Cowboys remains the constant. A solid club - not fabulous or flashy, but neither is it a pit. If you want to look at mostly attractive…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Much Better than last time

I had never been in San Fran on a Friday evening before. I usually hit clubs in the middle of the week and get pretty much what you'd expect. But this time... holy…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

same old nc

Just got back from vacation not trying to diss the shit out this club but it's whole lot sad sorry compare to florida strips clubs. Straight from clt airport drove my way tyolva area. Got…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

In this area, you've got two choices, Reds and JB's

In this area, you've got two choices, Reds and JB's. IMHO, Reds is the better option of the two. The drinks (for customers) are priced fair. The drinks for the dancers are…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Agressive upsell

I have not been here in many months and stopped in to check it out. As soon as I got out of my car a dancer smoking in the parking lot was pushing me to…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Made a Friday night trip to...

Made a Friday night trip to Lust last month after finding out Platinum Plus had closed. I had the impression from before that Lust was a dive but it actually was pretty nice inside. There…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

depressing

I felt like it was an episode of Hard knocks the dancers were so chunky. Come on ladies ... I'm out of shape, but i'm not in the business of selling my bodies. They…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Non-typical experience

I have been a regular to this place. But I have never been here on a Saturday afternoon. Today I have a couple of hours to spend so I decided to come here and check…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Dancer's Perspective not Customer

I was in Florida visiting a few friends. They both worked at this club. Prior going, I thought it would be a huge music video. I am not really into flashy clubs…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Nice Decor, Pretty Girls

I agree that this is a sleeper club. Its a good place to go when the other clubs are busy. The decor looks like a mid to high range US strip club. The…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Cool Vibes

Took a recent visit to the Strip Joint the other day. Got there right when it opened at 3 pm. Wanted to say hello to an old friend Toni who is probably the best looking…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Not my cup of Tea but a nice place

As we walked up there were many people in the parking lot. Mostly guys but 1 or 2 girls smoking. the decor is very modern and the doorman charged me 3 bucks to get in.…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Pleasant lunch time treat

Decided that I should try the BBQ lunch that comes with the $15 cover and it's pretty much what you'd expect. Decent ribs, terrible salad, and bread and chicken I didn't feel like taking a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Another good day

I enjoy coming to Scarlett's during the afternoon on the weekdays because there are still amazing quality girls and much less of a crowd. There is no cover charge in the afternoons and so you…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Great first visit

Arrived a little after 8pm, told cover was only $8 since show had not started. After entering, realized show didn't start because I was first one in. Sat down had a drink and a nice…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Stress Release with the boys

So I'm in Atlanta on business with a few friends. After the meetings were over, had a few drinks in the hotel. While in the hotel lobby, notice the smell of some hot wings from…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Quiet, but decent

I visited Skin on a Sunday around 7 pm. there was no cover and they had a happy hour of 4 dollar domestics which were usually six. i was one of three to four people…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

a treasure!

this place seems to be not so busy these days (although I'm told in the late evening and can be busy) and I really don't understand why...as far as I can see it is…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best club in Vegas in my opinion...

Came here on a Friday night for my friends bachelor party. I called ahead a week before the visit to let them know we needed bottle service and to reserve a private booth and…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Also has male revue!!

Went last night. Realised that the club has a male revue, 1-2 times a year, open to lady patrons only. All us guys were shunted into a secluded area, while a whole bunch o lady…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Neighborhood Strip Club

As others have mentioned this place definitely had more of a neighborhood bar type deep to it. Everyone is generally friendly, especially the bartenders but when I have gone early evening on the week…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Promising, but a slow night

Went to Big Al's on a Thursday night after a Peoria Chief's baseball game (stadium is only a couple blocks from Big Al's). The place is huge with two large bars, two stages, an…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Buyer Beware

I like this club but it's not what it used to be. What it used to be was a place where you could negotiate a price for the VIP and stand a pretty good…

Jaguars Gold Club

Longview, Texas

Super Tuesday

I dropped in for "Super Tuesday" where cover and dances are supposedly $5 each. Turns out cover was $10 and dances were 2 for $20 topless and 2 for $30 nude. This is still a…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Nice club for value

I went to New Jersey on a trip and decided to try Go Go Rama because it was advertised to be fully nude. I was a little disappointed with the lap dances because the dancers…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago with my girfriend

I was in Vegas a couple of weeks ago with my girfriend. She wanted to go to a Vegas strip club. She didnt care if it wqs nude or topless. She wanted…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Same old BM

It had been a while since I've visited the Blue Moon so I decided to stop by the other afternoon. It's still the same old dump I knew and loved. After getting my drink I waited…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

The old go-to

Closest club to my job, right across the Ross Island Bridge. Came in with a friend on a Saturday evening and it was dead, couple people at the bar, couple people at the stage…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Nice Club

Went to this club back in June and had a good time. The club itself is pretty nice. Single stage with a few rows of chairs. The club isn't huge, but it's big enough, and…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Tuesday afternoon at the Inn

Lately the only club I can reasonably count on these days to provide a good time is the Ebony Inn. Of course the day shift is by far a better value than the night shift.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Found a Gem at the Lodge

I was actually planning on having dinner at the Lodge, because I had heard it had both good food and beautiful women. Well I can't comment on the food as I was too distracted…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Packed House

Came in on a late Friday evening/night. I got a text from a dancer who was working and decided I had nothing else better to do, so in I went, and my goodness am…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby dolls dallas

Stopped by BDD Tuesday afternoon for a quick beverage and to size up the action. It was about a 50/50 for the looks department Sitting at the bar by the stairs, I got up to tip…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Last time I was in Providence, I visited The Wild Zebra, and it was a total waste of my time

Last time I was in Providence, I visited The Wild Zebra, and it was a total waste of my time. This time, I decided to go for something tried and true, and so I…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Underwhelming

I stopped in on a Thursday evening as I was making my way through East Akron. The parking lot is small and wide open. The door faces Market so you don't feel like you're going…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Ok place. No serious complaints

When you enter the club give your eyes a minute to adjust. It's the typical dark club environment. I think it can be cleaner and more thought out on the layout, with only one pole…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Lame today

Went here on a wednesday late afternoon. This club is hit and miss the previous times I have been in here and today it was a miss. There were a couple nice girls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Off night

Went on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago. I was in town for a very short visit, so Wednesday was my only option. Just like my last visit here. I was…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Fun Friday

Got there around 4:00 Friday afternoon, a dyed redhead was just starting on the stage so I grabbed a quick beer at the bar, which took forever, should have waited for the server as she…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Heard a lot about this place but ....

so me and my bud hit up this place up after going to high liters thinking the talent might be a little better but we were sadly disappointed! There were barely anyone around there might…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

One of the best strip clubs in the DMV

I went to this place for the fist time last night. It was also my fist strip club in baltimore, MD. I got to the area around 11.30PM. Parking on the street was fairly…

Silk

Leeds, England

If you got money to burn...

I stumbled into Silk on a whim, having nothing better to do at the end of a night out. I walked in having paid a small cover - and was immediately met with a hot…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Nightshift is better

Got there around 5:00, did the customary sign in and got a beer. Was immediately approached by an older girl. OMG did she wine, about everything. She could tell I was un interested in her…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

sunday afternoon visit

I went on a Sunday afternoon. It was not very busy but also not that many girls so you still had to wait around to find someone you like. Club is decent sized and lots…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Nice Club--Nice Visit!

Ventured to this club with my special lady, who actually works at a near-by club. First, there is valet parking for $5 but we got the closer $10 space. The attendants were nice and friendly,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

fc review

Came to the club on a Friday night. Parked with the valet and paid the cover (15 I think).I like to sit upstarts at the smoking bar and found a seat. It was around 830…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Early Thursday at Follies

Joined my group of friends after work on a Thursday afternoon/evening for an easy night out. I've never been to this place, but my friend has. It was easy to find, but parking was horrible.…

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Salem, OR 2AMer

A man was killed and three other people were wounded early Saturday in a shooting at the Stars Cabaret near Market Street and Hawthorne Avenue NE, Salem police said. The homicide marked the second fatal shooting at a Salem strip club…

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Who is up for group sex?

AUBURN, Mass. (WHDH) - Police on Wednesday discovered an illegal sex party at an Auburn hotel when they burst into a hotel room and found 27 naked individuals. The women had been promised $5,000 to $10,000 for sex but were later told…

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Saturday afternoon clubbing

I need to club on Saturday afternoon more often. The dancer to PL ratio is great, like a Tuesday, but the dancer quality is higher than weekdays. There were at least 4 dancers I would have liked to get dances…

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Natural red heads make the best dancers.

I'm just starting this because I know one that may be reading this and I want to make brownie points. :)

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What is it about tits ?

Personally I'm fascinated by them – I could stare at a great big pair or natural tits for hours. But if I try to analyze it; they are really just 2 mounds of flesh – then why the big deal…

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Is TUSCL running slow for you tonight (Sat 7/18)?

Could be my connection – but seems other sites load up ok but TUSCL tonight sometimes loads fast and sometimes slow for me. Any issues on yo end?

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Breaking Up with a Japanese Girlfriend

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Sky Box at TC Greenville

Hey all, has any one been in the sky box at TC in Greenville? If so what is like & how does it compare to the champaine room at PP

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Sky bog at TC greenville

Hey y'all. has any one ben in the sky box at TC in Greenville, SC? If so what is like & how does it compare to the champaine room at PP

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Unsolicited dances

I imagine this has been posted b/f – even probably by me – but I read a recent review that reminded me of this. Have you ever had a dancer approach you and start flirting w/ you; or grabbing your package;…

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Juice is now approaching the poker table.........

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What's the Difference?

What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Women don't know how to take a joke.

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Guys shed some light on this

I'm curious as to why guys have double standards when it come to girls they mess around with vs girls they marry or seriously date. Most men have a fantasy about a pornstar/dancer and would love to get into bed…

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If You Ever Wondered What Criteria They Use for Hiring Dancers

In a trial concerning 2 underage dancers, a strip club manager reveals the hiring criteria: "Asked by Assistant Attorney General Stacey Veroni what criteria he used to hire dancers, Calligano said they hired anyone who "just walked through the front door,…

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Mystery of the Butt Plug Revealed

Sometime back there was a thread or two discussing butt plugs and whether we were seeing them....some wondered what purpose they served. Well, I have it on good authority that while they may have some "ornamental" value, the real purpose…

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DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) revealed by Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)

Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving…

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Fun factoid: Wanda Boner worked for...

...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday visit

Usually visit PH late Thursday afternoon into the evening. Within the last year or so have been trying out some other days to see what is was like. Decided this visit to try…

Maximus

Wichita Falls, Texas

This place rocked.

Super hot dancers, cheap lap dances with long songs. Each dancer started on the main stage and every two songs would rotate across the different stages. 4 stages going at one time.…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Just a quick visit

Had been chatting with one of the dancers online she Informed me of all the prices for lap dance and vip and how much I should tip ( clearly too much ). The place was…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

June 18, 2015

Dancer I've known and been having relations on and off for 10 years told me to meet here. I got here and I believe the cover was about $10 I think. Got here at about…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Had a great time after a long work day

Had a great time after a long work day. Many dancers sitting around. Every few minutes a dancer would come by and sit and talk. A few were pushy but…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

June 22, 2015

I was convinced to pick up an old friend that I've been seeing on and off for 10 years needed me to pick her up and today's choice was obviously Cover Girls!! In anycase, I…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Ghetto Strip Club on Ah come up

This strip club is an acquired taste. Kind of like Club Wax across the street. If you're looking for a mix of girls, Babes is not the club for you. Babes is an all…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Lust-Greenville, SC

Club continues to pick up business since the PP closing. On this particular Thursday evening, there were as many dancers/patrons as there used to be on a Friday. While this is good for the dancers…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great dancer

I have been rather negative here of late on the strip club industry with some of my opinions so perhaps this is a shade more on the positive side. I went to this place…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Hit or Miss

This is definitely a pretty random experience. The physical layout has been documented elsewhere on this board, so no need to go into further detail. Drink prices are reasonable for Daytona area strip clubs, nothing…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Great Dancers, but no privacy

I had a business trip to Oklahoma City and decided to stop at Night Trips. It was close to my hotel and there wasn't much else to do on a Monday night. The…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Good club

After being in Huntsville all week, on my last night in town (Friday), I decided to checkout Visions -- I had passed it a couple times during the week. I arrived at 6:30 pm and…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

A Contrary Opinion

I go to this club periodically. It is the first club on the block I ever visited -- over 30 years ago now -- and I had a great time then and have had…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Big place with a lot of variety

I went here on a Tuesday afternoon killing time before a flight because I saw a couple of billboards for for $10 Tuesday. Valet parking is mandatory although no charge before 3pm. Inside the place…

Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Palm Springs, Florida

Improving nicely

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon as I had some time to kill. I used to come in here frequently but I slowed down because the quality of the woman started to deteriorate and…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

I had not been in this place for a couple of year and was headed by at lunch time on a Thursday

I had not been in this place for a couple of year and was headed by at lunch time on a Thursday. The club is close to Interstate 91 and is in a good…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Good Saturday Afternoon

Touring Pasco for fun. Had been to Calendar Girls (waste of time). Early afternoon, sat against the wall, about 15 girls circulating. 2 extra hot. One a MILF, the other a…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Shooter alley

A friend and I decided to go to Shooter alley fridat night around midnight. The place was packed and you could barely find any seats. After getting some drinks at the bar we found a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Relaxing afternoon at the Playhouse

The Playhouse is a good afternoon place to visit. Not too crowded at that timeframe, also not the hustle and bustle as at night. it is a BYOB, with non alcoholic beverages costing $5.…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Grandview visit

Wife and I have stopped by a few times now. As mentioned it is out of the way, with large parking lot no problems parking, but I think that adds to it giving it a…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Reliable Standby

Went to another nearby club on this Saturday night, left in disgust 5 minutes after paying $10, entering, and not being able to find a seat anywhere. So...I know the Cheetah is an old reliable…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Friday night

Went with some friends to see the feature dancer, a local adult film actress Kendra Lust. Arrived just after midnight. 10-15 dancers 2 or 3 above average girls, the rest were below average.…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nothing special IMO

Went as a customer around March 2015. It's clean, spacious, and pretty. Security at the door checked my purse and jacket thoroughly so no slacking there. There's one creepy bouncer there that a few of…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

inner room needs to get control of violence

I went to visit old friends in the Inner Room last night, a Friday. I have come to the conclusion that the violence level in that club is too high for me to enjoy…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This place is located in an odd part of town near some industrial building

This place is located in an odd part of town near some industrial building. Parking is safe and plentiful. Inside the club is rather large, no cover before 6. Beers were 5 bucks or so.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Hustle

I was liking this place for awhile. Lately I'm not liking it. A few of the better girls (good service, less hustle) have moved on to other places. The quality now is mediocre and the…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

First visit to Pussycat Club

Was again in Baltimore a couple of weeks ago. My plan was to go to the Huster club again, but ended up first in the Pussycat Club after the bouncer said something dumb, but funny.…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Got in around 2:30PM and stayed...

Got in around 2:30PM and stayed less than an hour. There were about 8 to 9 dancers during my visit. Mostly younger and mostly not friendly, and dancers were not that exciting. I saw only two…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

awesome night

Last night I had the greatest time. First I went to a casino in the area and won $700 and then I followed my plan and went to CL. Not long after I sat down…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

FUN BUT A LIL DEAD

So it was basically thesame scenario from my previous review But un like my last visit this time I was treated to an unruly drunk and a lil bit on the crazy side dancer Now this chick had…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

After leaving Midway, entered Blue Fox...

After leaving Midway, entered Blue Fox around 3:15PM, and stayed less than 20 minutes. This club is about half a mile east on NW 10th street from Midway. There was only one dancer during my visit.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies.....Again!

Stopped by my favorite little dive bar after a couple months absence to see what I have been missing. The street is under construction (thankfully) so you have to be mindful of the barricades.…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Lots of options

Stopped in around 9:30. Not many patrons and so it was nearly a 1 to 1 ratio of guys to dancers. Was here a few months before and it seemed the girls were all different than…

Jenny Lounge

Houston, Texas

Korean bar review

This was the first time a checked out a Korean bar in Houston since they moved away from Clinton Rd. I was pleasantly surprised, Jenny's was very nice and clean, it felt like I was…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Center City Time Wasting

I was in Center City at my company's office for a meeting so I decided to meet up with my friend who for a happy hour. We decided that we needed to kill time before…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

good value

Another good value trip to Mario's. Not exactly the easiest club to reach as Webster is a bit out of the way. If you are travelling from CT to MA then definitely worth…

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A Device I Need

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

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Thanking a veteran

This is totally non brilliant. Owner of a restaurant refusing service to a disabled veteran. Guy needs his ass kicked right out of business https://youtu.be/OaWu-nMrZVQ

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The price of pussy by state.

http://malcolm.whotrades.com/blog/43533838434?utm_source=idealmedia&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=post

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Follies played this in the early afternoon last wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1Fqi7JiQQ It was recorded in 1959. I was sitting with a very hot 21yo at the time. She said I couldn't dance to this but it would be great in VIP. I have to agree with her. I wonder if the…

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Woman Grabs 100 Balls in Public

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

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Who likes ethnic clubs (Rickyboy)?

Assume the dollar goes further here, and according to Rickyboy's posts I bet the OTC is available almost to 40% of the dancers. So if your value is high and odds are probable, why wouldn't you be a Rickyboy and…

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Another Teacher

I know there seems to be an endless stream of cute young teachers fucking their students. But this one tops most, if not all. She sucked more dick than a stripper at an extras dive club. http://dailym.ai/1J5SYBr

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I need to take a break

Went to The Coliseum on Eight Mile Road in Detroit. No dances, but a conversation with an ATF. Arrived at 11:30pm. Had more than a few mixed drinks, but nothing heavy. Woke up in my car…

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No matter how you cut it, Rupert Darwin is non-brilliant! :(

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes! http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/ So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because…

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Options in SF?

Reading the reviews, it sounds like clubs in San Francisco aren't worth the effort. Might try an amp instead. Any suggestions?

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The Trophy Wife

Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top woman at least 30 years younger…

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Lawyer bashing

Over the years I have heard all kinds horrible things said about attorneys. So for just once I'm going to turn the table. The definition of a good lawyer is one that gets a charge of sodomy reduced to one of…

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I Love Being Ridiculed

By San Jose Guy. Seriously, I have the best troll of anybody here. SJG, tell one of your jokes about me. Please. Don't make me mention gravy.

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Now that I know you guys ....

Now that I know you guys and hopefully you have a little sense of humor. Which of the following scenarios is most likely to occur: A. VBD wins Mega Millions and Power Ball Jackpots. B. JS69 posts pics of the DS. C.…

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Independent Contractors...

Why does the gov want you to be an employee and not an independent contractor: taxes. (and penalties for "miss-classification") http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/pf/independent-contractors-employees/index.html?iid=hp-stack-dom

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A pic of SJG's diary.............

It's one of them anyways..... http://darkroom.shortlist.com/980/2cd3cef34a9c644c8247acd045266b2f:2a210918764b8b5489a1b56a271f0980/hero5.jpg

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Dancer done good ?

Per a recent SW thread: The end of my stripping career Today is my last shift as a stripper. I'm not making a big deal about it, but I did contact my favorite regulars to let them know that this is…

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Stripper AMA (ask me anything)

I've been dancing for just over 3 years now and I recently started a blog site. I want to feature articles with questions that I get asked by random people, customers, dancers or those who want to start dancing.…

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Darwin wins Darwin Awards.

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida…

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The Bouncer Bully

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

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Titles for reviews

Piggybacking off VBD's topic about the new field in reviews, what are possible titles? 1) "Waste of time & money"

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Steal a Car so You can Go to Work at a Strip Club

These geniuses had a great plan. http://herald-review.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/suv-theft-charge-denied-by-woman/article_17012405-4cf1-52ff-9f90-47901685c184.html

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When they age out

Have you had your interest in a dancer decline simply because she aged out? This happened to me recently. The other night I reconnected with a dancer that I used to take OTC several years ago. She…

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OT: Pluto! Pluto! Pluto!

Little 4got2usethepapers and I sat on the couch last night to watch the brilliant PBS coverage of the Pluto encounter! It was brilliant! Then we switched over to the Science channel! I even considered bringing 4got2ribbitt's cage into the room…

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Fond memories

May 18, 2007 • May 15th. I check into my hotel at 12:30 P.M. As I am climbing the stairs to my 3rd floor room, I spot a girl that I think I know. When I get to the top…

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The Ultimate a Dougster Post

Rick Dugan is a faggot You're all faggots Except San Jose Guy, I've got the hots for the only non faggot on here Faggot faggot faggot Ricky boy greases bouncers while he runs the System I am obsessed with the System I've got a white suit.…

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Headed to New Jersey need info on places to eat,cheap but safe sections of town

Dont need club info i got tuscl for that lol But seriously im going so i can play real money online poker and do some tournaments in Atlantic city ...... Thank you guys in advance Juice on my nutz

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Baltimore strip clubs...are they safe these days?

I use to enjoy going "the block"... after all the crazy riots, I'm not sure if it's safe to go back. Any one has any info about the Baltimore strip club's safety these day?

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Went On a Cruise with the Wife

When a man falls out of a boat you yell "Man overboard!" What do you say when a woman falls out of.a boat? "Full Speed Ahead!"

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It's that time of the month

I'm involved with a woman who gets extremely horny around the time of her period. The horniness starts a day or two beforehand and can sometimes continue until the end. Yes there is a good story behind this which…

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New Field in Reviews

When doing my review, noticed new field called: "Enter a Title for your Review:". Had never seen that before. Checked published review and can not find the tile anywhere. Where is it? Or is this field…

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Legal Update

I'm going to the big house on the 28th. Don't forget about me guys!

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Poker Tournaments

Sorry i haven't been on the board much I've been in several poker tournaments and cash games building up my bank roll...its a grind i tell yea Peace my friends and happy clubbing Just Da Nutz

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I Love Britney Spears

Damn, I just saw this image of Brit Brit at the ESPYS http://www.glamour.com/images/fashion/2015/07/britney-spears-espy-awards-2015-h724.jpg When she lays off the pizza and isn't shaving her head, she's a gorgeous woman for someone in her 30's. http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2262365.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Britney-Spears-bikini-tweets-WorkBitchDay2.jpg

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Botched

If you want to preserve that sexy fantasy with your ATFs giant fake tits wrapped around your face while your hands cradle them from both sides, do NOT watch the reality TV show Botched, which features stories about screwed up…

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Knockouts Haircuts For Men

Have any of you been to this place? I know they are in a few different states. I think it started in Texas. Anyway is this where the strippers who say they are hairstylists work their full…

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Bachelorette

Anybody watch the Bachelorette? Kaitlyn has to be a stripper right? I mean between the tatoos, having sex with guy early on and her lies and manipulation and poor judgement on who to pick. I mean she…

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Hmm, new pic of Pluto looks kinda suspicious.....

http://i.imgur.com/PINQH74.jpg

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Hey Rick Dugan Gay And Straight Strip Clubs

RickDugan give me all the spots in Pittsburgh where I can see some big dick."

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I feel sorry for the 4 american hostages stuck in Iran.....

They should be in America right now, enjoying life like all of us....

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One of you guys responsible for this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109

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Sex doll used as a scare crow. Brilliant.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/farmer-uses-blow-up-sex-doll-6068858

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Deputies: Deltona baby sitter makes off with dozens of $2 bills

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20150714/NEWS/150719767/0/FRONTPAGE This mother must have a secondary job at a strip club.

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I wish my divorce had this kind of drama

http://dailym.ai/1Gm4WAF

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Stranded on an island

A cruise ship going across the ocean hits a reef and starts to sink. Nearby, there is a tropical island, but only three survivors make it to the island, two guys and one girl. They patiently wait for rescue, but…

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Had KFC last night.

And shitted at mcd's across the street after.

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Club recommendations in Southern Connecticut

Plan to be in CT on business next month, in the New Haven/ Bridgeport area. Have read all the reviews but wondered if someone familiar with the area SC's could recommend the best club or two. Primary interests:…

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A Strip Club for Techies

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/

Live Love Acts New Orleans

I have reading the posts about client's experiences at "Big Daddy's Love Acts" with a lot of curiosity and frankly, disappointment. Quite obviously the place has been going downhill for a very long time now. From what I have read/observed, a lot of patrons have gone into the club thinking they were going to see no kidding, "live love acts" between male and female dancers and this has been anything but the case. I am not too surprised at learning of this. Things have really changed in the erotic entertainment business over these past 20 years or so and I guess a lot of folks might say "I am stuck in the past". That is…

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Going to Metro Detroit area for the first time - Recommend me a few clubs to try

Lived in Michigan for 28 years, but never ventured down to the Metro Detroit area to check out the clubs. The last 9 years I've lived all over the USA. I'll be back in Michigan for vacation soon, and I…

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Pink Floyd: The Wall

The Wall is an amazing high movie, thank you to whoever suggested it. You rock. It's both random and structured, purposeful but indirect. The two flowers fucking was incredibly erotic. I've never wanted to be inside her like…

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If Lapdanceking82 Opens Up A Strip Club, What Should He Name It?

I personally like "Wiener World", but I am open to other ideas. Maybe: Gooeys Splooge City Cum N Go now naming the gift shop will be an entire different task...

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OT: Dealings with famous people

Have you ever had dealings with any famous people? I'm not talking about seeing a celebrity in the strip club, or getting a autograph at a concert. There was a girl named Neveen on the reality show "Bad Girls Club". http://thebadgirlsclubshow.wikia.com/wiki/Neveen_Ismail She actually…

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Main Jobs

Some may be lies, but I was talking to a rather open girl about her non-stripper life - computer programmer...kinda shocked me but I believed her...it was dead, she already advised she didn't do extras in VIP and wasn't pushing…

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OT: Cheaters

I call Bull Shit. Only 20%? 10% in the rest of the U.S.? No way. Has to be much higher then those percentages. https://www.yahoo.com/health/which-coast-is-more-likely-to-cheat-east-or-west-123996862922.html

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Anybody like piercings?

Since a lot people here hate tattoos, do you share the same distaste for piercings? I love them on women, especially clit piercings, belly rings and tounge rings. But eyebrow piercings are not brilliant to me.

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Gay And Straight Strip Clubs

I need a list of straight and gay strip clubs in pittsburgh and westmoreland county that get completely butt naked that you can see their dick or vagina and that the stripers come up right to you butt naked Topless…

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Favorite tattoo location on a dancer

I saw GAC's thread about the dancer he saw that had a tattoo that basically covered her entire ass cheek. Seems like the general consensus was that a small tattoo like a pair of lips on a dancers ass can…

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gay straight lesiban strip clubs

i need a list of straight, gay, and lesiban strip clubs in westmoreland county and pittsburgh that get completly butt naked that you can see there body their dick or vagina that come up right next to you Topless…

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Tetris Twerk

http://thechive.com/2015/01/20/the-tetris-twerk-is-one-only-few-have-mastered-video/ Too bad her top didn't come off.

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San Luis Rio Colorado

Google maps doesn't do as much South of the border. Don't seem to have any street view for Puerto Penasco. And then San Felipe should have this La Iguana http://www.escortsofmexico.com/cities/san.felipe/strip.clubs.htm They say Mexico has two type of bars: 1. Casa de Citas (house…

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Why would anyone tip a fat stripper?

Since it's not a pleasing sight, I won't promote her advertising cellulose abundance.

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It seems Ronald McDonald is having sex...

among other things...... http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/18-times-people-couldnt-stop-themselves-harassing-ronald-mcdonald-statues

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Santa Monica{CA} Man Charged With Kidnapping, Assault Of Stripper

Great definition of a stripper. A 47-year-old Santa Monica man was arrested and charged with kidnapping and assault with intent to commit specified sex offenses on Saturday, July 4. Officers of the Santa Monica Police Department received notification that a resident of…

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Post Sex Prayer

This story got me wondering whether the DS and I shouldn't be praying to the strip club gods after each worship session. Anybody else pray regularly after sex? ( I don't think praying that you don't catch an std

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OT: New Horizons passed Pluto this morning!

Brilliant! The data transmission rate is low and all of the probes functions are focused on data collection, so photos tomorrow! I'm stoked! I'm glad my favorite pornsites don't have their servers on Pluto because the low data rate would suck! ;)

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Another PL of the Year Award Candidate

http://dailym.ai/1Rvert3

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What are the chances I can get approved for an SBA

Trying to open up my own club in Las Vegas. I am well aware of the competition but I have that covered. What are the chances I can get approved for a small business loan to open up the club?

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Good news, some scentsts say with 97% accuracy, it will cool down a whole lot wi

mini ice age solar output diminished by 60% environmentalists already going ape crazy by saying that has to be wrong in the comments. all their hot air and talking and carbon dioxide gas will keep the planet warming up. link next.

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@Shadow: The Strippers Didn't Know You Were Famous

I forgot to tell you that after you left a few of the girls asked me how I knew you, I told them that you were a motivational speaker :)

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What is up with the butt cheeck tatoos?

So I was at Follies yesterday day, and I swear I saw more strippers with huge tattoos that cover all if their but cheeks. Super turn off for me. Who thinks that's attractive?